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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
bernie sanders: hard, or hardest?

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Zev posted:

So, in a boots on the ground sense, what all are you going to try?

im gonna give out rough unskilled blowjobs for bernie

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
for and to bernie

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Sanders/vermin supreme 2016

voted 5 times for this ticket

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
has he been elected yet

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

MrKatharsis posted:

Any second rate community college professor is preferable to the corporate fellators in office now.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
some slogans for bernie:

don't sleep on the sandman
stay cool with bernie
dont slander sanders
im hot for bernie
im gay for bernie
im a huge loving human being

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

hahaha how could someone publish this with a straight face

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
"yes the average four kid-family makes 650,000 a year, let's go to print"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Cubey posted:

it's part of their narrative that the lower and middle class are just temporarily embarrassed millionaires

bern the rich

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
if you're retired and have an income less than 180k you are a poor excuse for a human being

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
what were you even doing those 65 years? clearly not creating jobs

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i said i would literally blown nobs for bernie and i didn't even get an av of a droopy peen

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

yeah read this

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
don't spurn the bern

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
Raise taxes higher than they've ever seen
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
You know the Koch brothers are not kosher
(Bern, bern, bern, bern)
So tell them that the oligarchy is over

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i live in florida so my presidential vote is worth more than the rest of yours, but what about in primaries? how do primaries work?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

jarofpiss posted:

you have to vote for bernie in the primary if you want this to go anywhere. find out if you have to register as a democrat to vote in the florida primary. some states have closed primaries where only registered democrats can vote in them.

i know that, i meant how do they count the votes? simple nationwide majority? or is there some electoral system?

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
what happening now on the conference call

don't leave me hanging

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
good article

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Zev posted:

Should I try to ask a question?

ask if he has stairs in his house :D

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Zev posted:

Going from pure chaos to a barely intelligible poo poo show is a herculean effort, but it's all a process. Most of it is about getting the right people and asking them the right questions. If we got serious,we would come up with a plan, and then work the plan until an issue came up. Then you modify the plan and work the new plan. Repeat forever until whatever goal is achieved. Not a hard concept, but crazy difficult to do. Devil in the details and all.

probably easier just to flood the local news with black-and-white hate ads

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Black shirt. Giant red cock on it, facing left, with Bernie's face on the head it.

Text:

Hard Left
Sanders 2016
BernieSanders.com

lol yes

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
BERN BABY BERN
picture of a baby with serious burn wounds

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
(caricature of bernie with a stereotypical jewish hook nose and dollar signs in his eyes)

OY VEY

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