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i support bernie sanders for president of the united states
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Apr 30, 2015 10:41
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Matey posted:Pretty Old Tits, Ultra Saggy id suckle on the berns pretty old tits any day
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Apr 30, 2015 23:54
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:If Bernie Sanders is elected president of the united states, i will quit posting on something awful forever. mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord
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May 1, 2015 00:20
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jarofpiss posted:Yes yes yes. I can't tell if anything is real on the internet anymore but I unironically agree with this post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RdkNstzTOs
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May 1, 2015 00:46
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bernie pretty much embodies all that was good about the baby boomers, and hillary embodies all that is evil and poo poo the boomers ended up getting to please ignore the fact that bernie is actually a couple of years too old to be a baby boomer
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May 1, 2015 00:55
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/who-is-bernie-sanders,38525/ Independent Vermont senator and self-proclaimed “democratic socialist” Bernie Sanders officially declared his candidacy in the 2016 election Thursday. Here’s what you need to know about the presidential hopeful: Given name: Bernice Nickname: The Vermont Bonecrusher Media Strategy: Name plastered all over countless rejected Senate bills Biggest Political Liability: Completely out of touch with the average American corporation Campaign Promises: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here Key Endorsements: Burlington Free Press; Brattleboro Reformer; Vermonters for Schools and Community Campaign Slogan: “One percent of this country owns 38 percent of the wealth. The bottom 60 percent owns 2.3 percent. We are essentially living in an oligarchy, one that is headed for the edge of the cliff if we do not address the social and economic inequalities that are propelling this downward spiral. How can we ever expect to reclaim the respect and support of the international community when we are starting wars in the name of democracy? When in our own country we are handing out $285 million-dollar severance packages while millions of Americans, even with the Affordable Care Act, remained uninsured? I’m telling you, the warning signs are here, and we must act. My name is Bernie Sanders.” Previous Occupation: CEO of Altria Potential Forthcoming Signature Ben & Jerry’s Flavor: ‘Corporaisins Are Not Pecan-ple’ Crunch; Single-Payer Heath-Care; Undelectable Candydate Daily Workout Routine: 180 lbs. deadlift (3 sets x 10 reps); 160 lbs. shoulder press (3 sets x 10 reps); 90 lbs. bicep curls (5 sets each arm x 12 reps); 110 lbs. skullcrusher (2 sets x 10 reps); 320 lbs. bench press (2 sets x 8 reps) Campaign Donations: Non-refundable Vermont Public Radio Show: Power Of Darkness Bernie Sanders Metal Hour Dangerously Radical Fringe Views: Reform Wall Street, avoid costly and ineffective conflicts in Middle East, help working families prosper
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May 1, 2015 01:10
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this thread only needs to reach a billion dollars to match the Koch brothers planned contribution to the GOP candidate
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May 1, 2015 01:23
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:rofl if you donate money to this guy good to hear from our resident /pol/
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May 1, 2015 01:25
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:this dude is like the perfect candidate for the internet 4chan.org/pol/
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May 1, 2015 01:46
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:Democrats: "Every opinion matters, as long as it agrees with mine" 
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May 1, 2015 02:10
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Mo_Steel posted:Is this where we organize to rig the election for Bernie? Should I start the wiki? lewis black blows and is not funny
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May 1, 2015 02:17
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:what do you think Bernie's stance on violent video games is he is a firm gamergate supporter
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May 1, 2015 02:27
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PupsOfWar posted:Having enternal investigation size, got rear end crabs into the poo poo out of two cities of Americal: even if it would make ABSOLUTELY loving BEINGS. We build pyramids and increase in and bite the state's largest recorded species die-offs from 16% of revenues to eat, and isn't too reliance upon one-time sources for Chicago schools, publican primary. 
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May 1, 2015 02:43
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i feel bad for the republican presidents not invited to the party
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May 1, 2015 03:22
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i saw karl rove at a mexican restaurant once
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May 1, 2015 03:22
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TEAYCHES posted:none of this really matters considering this is the year obama declares martial law and puts all dissenters in fema camps nah abbott has already mobilized the texas state guard to protect us from obamas military coup
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May 1, 2015 03:34
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:some men just want to watch the world bern
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May 1, 2015 07:17
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Demonachizer posted:I am going to vote for Sanders with a fervor that I haven't had for a candidate before but is there any way in hell he is getting past the primaries? I feel like Hillary might be somewhat damaged because of the emails and the donations issues and I wonder if there is more scandal to come wouldn't republicans want to expose it during the primaries as Sanders seems like a softer candidate in the general? from a PPP poll in Iowa: quote:On the Democratic side Hillary Clinton has one of her weaker recent polling performances, getting 45% to 23% for Elizabeth Warren, 12% for Bernie Sanders, 7% for Joe Biden, 3% for Martin O'Malley, and 1% each for Lincoln Chafee and Jim Webb. or he could get 5% of the vote and pull out after new hampshire. at least hes trying
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May 1, 2015 07:28
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also bernie made 1.5 mil yesterday
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May 2, 2015 00:00
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Nonsense posted:i hope bernie can take a joke because the internet is going to be swirling with his face on everything everywhere im super glad hes been Ron Paul'd by the internet because unlike Ron Paul he actually deserves it
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May 2, 2015 00:02
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etalian posted:Sanders will make everywhere like Vermont a land of syrup and socialism
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May 2, 2015 00:04
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Bernie Sanders The Meme
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May 2, 2015 00:26
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im eagerly waiting on The Oatmeal's Bernie Sanders comic
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May 2, 2015 00:34
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May 2, 2015 05:18
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The dream is for Bernie Sanders to roam the beaches and restaurant back alleys filled with garbage in a glorious search of deposit bottles and cans – then Bernie Sanders turns all the empty bottles and cans over to someone else to cash them in at the recycling center.
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May 2, 2015 05:18
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Raskolnikov38 posted:lollin at the hillaryis44 nut jobs still proudly displaying their Obama is unelectable article on the front page youd think theyd switch to hillaryis45
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May 2, 2015 05:21
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Business Gorillas posted:someone make a Bern Crew, namaste back in lf when bernie did the filibuster someone made a bernie gang tag, it was never actually used though
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May 2, 2015 07:09
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Business Gorillas posted:i dont think it'll be as bad considering you can dogwhistle black people stuff but you really can't get away with dogwhistling jewish stuff incoming photoshops of bernie with trotsky goatee
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May 2, 2015 07:10
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TEAYCHES posted:hey sheng-ji yang. this is a question for you, because i respect you, and here are my concerns bernie's mild shittiness on some foreign policy issues (which are still vastly far to the left of any other candidate and 99.9% of american politicians) i think is vastly outweighed by his domestic program. sanders would be by far the most left wing president ever elected, and isn't comparable at all to BO. just look at his platform: https://berniesanders.com/issues/ obama had nothing like this. he openly supports worker co-ops, union growth, reversing free trade agreements, single payer healthcare, massive tax increases on the wealthy... and even if sanders was blocked at every turn by congress, he would still be a stopgap to neoliberalism, whereas obama has only been a facilitator. i mean, sanders isn't going to give us Full Communism by a long shot, but hes probably as good as the left is going to get in the us until the next great depression. also i feel like sanders shittiness on Israel is largely due to personal stuff, ie him being jewish and having lived in Israel in a kibbutz in the 60s. Sheng-Ji Yang fucked around with this message at 08:43 on May 2, 2015 |
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McDowell posted:Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders in 2016. The crazy grandpa double team that America knows it wants. together they will form the Lemon Party
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May 2, 2015 12:39
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On Saturday, his campaign said the two-day tally topped $2.1 million, that most had signed up to continue contributing in monthly installments. A larger group of 145,000 people had also signed up online to volunteer, the campaign said.
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May 3, 2015 00:17
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ALL POWER TO THE SOVIETS
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May 3, 2015 00:59
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Glenn Beck Endorses Bernie Sanders https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W1YXeGN10
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May 3, 2015 01:07
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a president openly backing worker co-ops would be impeached so fast
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May 3, 2015 01:09
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jarofpiss posted:also i will donate another $100 to his campaign if someone can make a good picture that says "BERN IT DOWN" with like a picture of the white house not the white house but: 
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May 3, 2015 01:30
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reignonyourparade posted:Bernolution not that great, though I'm loving the intent, any chance we can come up with something similar? 
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I would be okay with president comrade sanders. chairman of the supreme co-op
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