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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
hipster socialist ron paul promises a caramel machiatto in every cup

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
i can't wait to longingly gaze at my faded Sanders 2016 bumper sticker 6 years from now as we sink further into neo-feudalism

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
i'm donating with poasts https://berniesanders.com/donate/

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Concerned Citizen posted:

for every page this thread reaches, i will donate $1 to hillary clinton up to $200

because hillary's problem is going to be a lack of money lmao

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Why is someone riding a pennyfarthing bicycle at a steel mill at 2:35?

god drat hipsters

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
ugh bernie(and my gay state) made me register as a democrat for the first time ever

:mad:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

mdm posted:

way to live in a gay state that makes you register for political parties to vote in primaries

Minnesota the best state advertisement

We're also the state where voting requirements is pretty much the easiest

my former gay state (the land of 3,000,000+ lakes) is set up the same way as the land of much less lakes

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

cismales is it true that you are on the autistic spectrum

why even ask when the answer is obvious?

are you trying to trigger him?!

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

InterFaced posted:

im dark horse candidate Bernie Sanders. i first started reading trotsky when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "unions" and "kill, dismember and eat the rich" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "socialist" style of gibbis humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" socialism to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

just donated another $50

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
:clint: That's a clean bernin' campaign I tell ya hwut

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Otto von Ruthless posted:

The next president of the United States

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
franken supports a lot of lame poo poo

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
bernie?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

bernie sanders seems cool overall but i still wont vote for him (or anyone)


also he is anti-GMO

he wanted gmo labels. you know to give the consumer freedom of choice.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

labelling implies that they are somehow dangerous, which would be detrimental to food producers because casual consumers would be more likely scared off.

because people are stupid.

so even though a large portion of the civilized world requires gmo labeling, allowing it in the exceptional usa would somehow destroy food producers?

let me shed a tear for kraft foods :qq:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
poo poo posts?!

IN GBS!?!?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

bern motherfucker, bern

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
respect and a lack of highly suspicious links to white supremacist movements

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
early depictions of jesus on the cross show him as an emaciated man

the ripped jesus of the modern era is a reinvention

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

TEAYCHES posted:

the worst thing bernie sanders could do would be to post on the something awful dot com forums

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Chris Christie posted:

I'm afraid I cannot support Bernie Sanders for POTUS, but I wish him well in the primary. At least he's real and not a phony like Obama or Hillary who are every bit the corporate puppets mouth-breathing leftists accuse all Republicans of being. I salute him for not being a piece of human garbage.

now excuse me while i vote for a piece of human garbage because he in my tribe

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

stupid sexy sanders

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

there is some near kyoon level writing going on over there

digging the ca. 1996 web design too

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

McDowell posted:

Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders in 2016. The crazy grandpa double team that America knows it wants.

if you think ron paul would team with a jew you don't know ron paul

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

Who is legitimately going to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Democratic primary election?

Did you know there's a primary election? Which other Democratic candidates have agreeable policies?

1. lots of people
2. uh, duh
3. the other being hillary? none.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
drat i can't spend all day posting

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Kanthulhu posted:

He wouldn't be able to change a drat thing about anything even if he became the president.

maybe not but i wont feel dirty voting for him

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Kanthulhu posted:

He would be deposed in a coup with 12 months and all the corporate media would talk 24 hours non-stop about how that coup was a legitimate and democratic move and thank god Mr. Bush III saved our democracy.

It would be hilarious.

sounds like somebody is a little salty about sandy

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
nobody forget that fascism, communism, socialism, and the left are all the same thing

sanders 2016

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Otto von Ruthless posted:

November 9th, 2016: America wakes up tall and blonde

just another day for me :boom:

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
no guys for real! he is taking corporate money so he can legitimize hillary in the primary and then he will endorse her after he loses it! i drink my own urine!

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
even though i'm starting to sincerely believe this grand clinton-sanders-goldman-sachs master scheme of yours(lol) it's going to backfire hard when crazy lefties like me still won't vote for the hilldawg in the general

i'd rather protest vote 3rd party

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

City of Tampa posted:

Bernie's candidacy will lend enough false legitimacy to this MTV reality show that many self-described liberals will "reluctantly" end up voting for Hillary in the election.

i guess that's their freedom of choice to rock the vote how they see fit :shrug:

sanders 2016

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
when it's time to bern

bernie will always bern hard

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the daily show is awful!? :monocle:

*looks at the camera incredulously*

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

steinrokkan posted:

The difference between him and Hillary is that HC is a power-hungry maniac without a bit of moral integrity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_x04Gn3-2g

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

that's one grave i wouldn't mind taking a poo poo on

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
donate with a post

donate with ur bux

https://berniesanders.com/donate/

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

https://berniesanders.com/donate/

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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Horniest Manticore posted:

oh yeah for sure i'll donate he's absolutely got a shot in hell at winning

cool

https://berniesanders.com/donate/

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