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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Full socialism now

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full socialism now

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TEAYCHES posted:

does bernie sanders support killing lots of muslims??

Insofar in that he has a hardon for Israel :jewish:

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Oct 4, 2003

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Combing is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and the more one combs, the more labor it sucks.

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Oct 4, 2003

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Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Glad I'm a registered democrat, i can vote for him in the primary and against him the general

lol if you think you can vote against him in the general with any significant meaning

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
He'd make a better Colonel

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
All hail the first Jewish President

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Oct 4, 2003

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Moridin920 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins

public defenders should literally hold guns to their own heads during all proceedings when they're in court

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
By posting in this thread I am supporting Bernie Sanders' run for president

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Oct 4, 2003

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Yivgev posted:

democrats are being railroaded into nominating someone even more hapless and robotic than mitt romney and its extremely funny but also extremely depressing.

the sad part is Hillary is disturbingly good at pandering to a crowd and has charisma

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lmbo if you don't think Bill Maher is terrible

He is rarely funny and I'm being generous here

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Oct 4, 2003

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Frijolero posted:

Bill Maher is worse in everyway than any of the filthy assholes FOX News has on air.

More or less, the FOX people are basically putting on a play whenever they present anything and possibly don't even care about whatever their underlying message is, Bill Maher is genuinely invested in his terrible opinions and unfunny jokes

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'd vote for Ned Flanders

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Oct 4, 2003

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TEAYCHES posted:

Bernie will not get 10% of the vote in the primary

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Bernie Sanders is not an appropriate replacement for the comedy of Joe Biden who is pretty clearly not running at this point

For comedy Sarah Palin is our only hope

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Hope Bernie becomes president and makes only one union legal

full communism now

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
"act blue" is a pretty good slogan for the Dumbocrats

wah wah I hate Republicans but don't know how to not act like them to win election

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Juice Box Hero posted:

Ah, there's that quick wit for which the right wing is famous! Tell us another, mdm! Regale us just like Larry the Cable guy used to do!

sushi raw fish :lol:

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Oct 4, 2003

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rezatahs posted:

ugh bernie(and my gay state) made me register as a democrat for the first time ever

:mad:

way to live in a gay state that makes you register for political parties to vote in primaries

Minnesota the best state advertisement

We're also the state where voting requirements is pretty much the easiest

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Oct 4, 2003

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TEAYCHES posted:

is bernie sanders pro or anti male circumcision?

He is a Jew

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Srednas Einreb Uber Alles

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Oct 4, 2003

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InterFaced posted:

NPR's take on the Bernie Sanders bombshell:
"How having a candidate to the left could help Hillary."

:suicide:

:suicide:

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

spacemang_spliff posted:

"We advocate the abolition of the Food and Drug Administration.”

loving lol

I deal with the FDA everyday. The FDA is a good thing. The Free Market isn't going to protect you from dying from spinal meningitis. lol

Spinal meningitis is God's will

The secular state must stop its interference with God's will!!

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Oct 4, 2003

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Otto von Ruthless posted:

Or at least Democratic talking points. For a few months. :sigh:

What is Hillary gonna Foster him early on or something?

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Oct 4, 2003

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

rofl if you donate money to this guy

first of all terrible candidate

secondly dont spend the money your parents gave you for college on this

INTJ

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Oct 4, 2003

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

``The Mastermind''

"Believes in Astrology"

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Sexual Aluminum posted:

but but but Socialism!

-every resident of every flyover state

*takes farm subsidies*

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i hope when Bern. becomes president he makes being white illegal

this but unironically

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Oct 4, 2003

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PupsOfWar posted:

I'm cool with Vice President Sarkeesian

wtf is this poo poo

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Oct 4, 2003

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE DEVIL (except when i agree w/ em)

Jews aren't white, they are Jews.

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

"everyone should have justice"

gently caress a functioning legal system :lol:

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It's a shame that guy who was posting a picture of poo poo in every thread got probated for a few days

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

it's hard not to support the Bern because his positions amount to "everyone should have a good life"

I guess I have more faith in people than some because I think many candidates want that, not just the ones I agree with. But hey showin a lot of tolerance ITT

Republicans: "I have nothing against gay people, unless it comes to equal rights"

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Oct 4, 2003

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Democrats: "Every opinion matters, as long as it agrees with mine"

Libertarians: "I'm afraid of being called Republican"

Socialists: "I wish I were European even though I have tons of white guilt"

Democrats: Basically Republicans

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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Bernie is, of course, the true consensus candidate. That he won't get 5% of the vote only means that the forces of evil (Jews) stopped the will of the rest of the country.

Jews:Bernie Sanders::Jews:Jesus

Only this time the Jews will defeat Bernie Sanders by moneychanging in the temple

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Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
rape all white males

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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

how many supreme court justices will bernie get to name

Hopefully all of them

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PupsOfWar posted:

require appropriate documentation, of craziness. I fiercely believe that must be overcome to make their carefully pulled out of the poo poo they go with Jeb.

Is Chicago, and it would be theory in Illinois and illegal, and more than doubled to grill a good burger. Why fight the othere poo poo the intends to what if each othere are better structural deficit: Halved

CTA capital spending: More the true power of their own extinction: Growing, slowly, rever and you up, push you down, and your natural out

word salad

yummy yummy

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Bernie is smack in the middle

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