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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I will throw my vote away with a smile. Go Bernie!

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Put this man on the golden throne.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Its a shame that rolling stone lost all credibility because Taibbi just did a really nice goonpost about Bernie. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/give-em-hell-bernie-20150429

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
If your subaru doesn't have a Bernie Sanders sticker its not really a subaru.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
poo poo posting as requested for Colonel (of my heart) Sanders.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

membranoid posted:

The colonel owns, here's hoping that absolutely miniscule chance he has to win becomes reality in this universe and not some other universe full of idiots

Unfortunately, we're living in the universe full of idiots.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm all for star trek socialism, but without the child rape.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Bill Maher annoys goons because sometimes its wierd to see your id on TV.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

TEAYCHES posted:

i don't subconsciously lust for muslim death and jerk off over israel

fair enough but I was thinking more of the uninhibited smugness.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Eonwe posted:

I unironically think Bernie Sanders would be a great president

and another 5c for the sandman

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I believe in Bernie Sanders. He is my socialist santa clause.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Asclepius Hot Rod posted:

All in for Bernie.

Now I just need to find a way to con my right wing parents into donating money to his campaign.

kill your famil. Inherit money. Give 2 Bernie.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Under the vegetable posted:

if bernie wins the primaries, he's in. the republicans have no one.

I think you're forgetting all the people who are really enthusiastic about Hillary Clinton because...? .... she has a vagina?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lets just elect Bruce Jenner and check all the boxes at once.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Under the vegetable posted:

bernie will win the primary due to vast swathes of republicans and unregistered poor whites voting for the first time to support his no nonsense working class policies

I like your reality and choose to live there

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Before I leave my house. (I know how unbelievable that sounds.) I will contribute one more poo poo post to the Bernie pile.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

jarofpiss posted:

gently caress it. This matters.




awful forums are going to make that donor list.jpg at this rate.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
NPR's take on the Bernie Sanders bombshell:
"How having a candidate to the left could help Hillary."

:suicide:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
If I get to see the Sandman own hilldog in a debate I'll consider his efforts worth the time and money.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Of the top of my head I can't think of any other members of congress who aren't giant piles of poo poo. Vote Bernie!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

EngineerSean posted:

I'm a one issue voter, what is this man's position on space exploration?

more weed

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
BERNIE, imho

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
socialism and radical islam are basically the same thing anyway.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Otto von Ruthless posted:

poo poo posts for socialism

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Big B is a Jew himself so you'd think he might be able to figure out what strings to pull there

"One of the good ones"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

-Misfit- posted:

whats bernies stance on cheetohs?

more weed

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

drat Lewis black looks old as gently caress now

I thought there were two Bernies for a minute.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Bernie only plays the most top-shelf Doom wads.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
im dark horse candidate Bernie Sanders. i first started reading trotsky when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "socialism" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "unions" and "kill, dismember and eat the rich" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "socialist" style of gibbis humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" socialism to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I think you meant to say best candidate for USA.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Hail Satan!

-Bernie Sanders

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
When Bernie Sanders takes his shirt off he's actually quite ripped, like groundskeeper Willy.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Oceanlife posted:

I'm super conservative IRL and hate hillary (of course) but no doubt she'd let us hate gently caress her in the mouth and dereg wall street some more but we'd still call her a whore for supporting some equality program bullshit

tl;dr gently caress bernie sandards

kill yourself, but vote Bernie first.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Soup du Jour posted:

remind me again why loving anyone actually supports hillary

Her last name is Clinton, has a vagina.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Bern America

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Can't wait to vote for this goddamn socialist.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wish I could be a fly on the wall in random kitchens in Oklahoma.

:btroll: Hey did you hear about that new democrat that entered the race?, He's a socialist.
:clint: Well of course he is, he's a democrat.
:btroll: No, No, You don't understand. He's really a socialist.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit


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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Rename the white house to the Bern Ward

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