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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It's really loving funny because if this was the early 2000's before the economy tanked these would be issues for democrats too like the bullshit job she did under Obama and deleting all her private emails from the private server she kept at home. But honestly most people have been living pay check to pay check and are constantly at ends with republicans trying to collectively undo every equality and labor law enacted in the past 60 years. Who can really be assed to give a gently caress about this type of stuff over emails or some lovely consulate in loving Libya when half of the states in the union are trying to find legal or straight up unconstitutional ways to discriminate for Jesus. All cops are literally human garbage no one sympathizes with on a basic level anymore because they're essentially gestapo at this point. Like oh no let's be worried about some loving emails when I have no clue how I'm going to pay on my underwater mortgage this month, lol. Republicans have spent pretty much a solid 8 years trying to buttfuck everyone in the middle class and discriminate against anyone that's not a white male who will vote for them and are flabbergasted no one can give two shits to investigate some bullshit emails no one really gives a gently caress about. Like these are the retards that are constantly threatening to shut the government down but expect people to listen when this retarded boring crap is what they think needs investigated and money spent on. Good job dick heads, me lolin at this lovely candidate but even more at try hard republicans standing exasperated on CNN demanding to know what happened in the Bengazi emails while in the same breath denouncing Net Neutrality and supporting Civil Forfeiture laws - like hahaha, come on, really??

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Melmac posted:

Except republicans completely kicked rear end the last election so your entire theory is destroyed lol

it's good and Im glad that they won the election with 1/3rd of potential voter turnout, they really love waving that victory is exactly no ones face since it's one of the least voted in elections since the 1940's, lol

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

format your text you loving donkey

don't tell me how to live my life, I'm not about that

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Im strong & independent like our next pres Hilary :)

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the alternative is too terrible to consider.

This isn't politics lol - I cannot believe how many goons just spout this poo poo daily especially when faced with the fact you're voting for an horrible candidate "TCH, BETTER THAN THE OTHER GUY!!". Politics is about voting for candidates, not your lovely team. Both teams are literal gently caress nuggets; Republicans can't lead the country anymore because they're loving crazy and Democrats can't run the country because they're shiftless shitheads who can't accomplish anything. Guess what kind of motivation knowing the other party is running unelectable morons is?? The United States is essentially now a one party system and the party left is selling out goons futures and monitoring their porn habbits & phone calls and ensuring all the 100's of 1000's of jobs created are at Gas Stations and Starbucks. This is why everything is just lol, even more lol if you actually vote for this stupid bitch and keep sucking the status quo cock like a good little robot

Pick posted:

I like Hillary.

Yeah but you're a woman so you're allowed to since the only people that care about your opinion is the dude boning you

old fat bird fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Apr 12, 2015

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Ill start voting just as soon as redshirt stops posting

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TEAYCHES posted:

low voter turnout combined with like 90% congressional disapproval ratings tells you all you need to know about our terrible government. its an oligarchy with a facade of representation. we are ruled by what obama, in a past life, termed special interests

yeah but its not like I can actually DO anything!!! I only have two choices! *keeps voting for democrats*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

also whatever I vehemently disagree with many aspects of Clinton's views but equating her to the republicans(either as a group or individually) is flat out retarded and shows you have literally no sense of nuance at all. if you cant see that please loving kill yourself.

You're right the Obama years have owned, 8 more years of this poo poo please but from somebody that's not half the public speaker and is content (badly) lying to everyones face about anything.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The New Thing THis Week is that Chelsea called the Secret Service pigs and Hillary did not immediately indict her into Federal Bruise My oval office Wtih a Broomhandle Prison

http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/10174-chelsea-clinton-called-secret-service-pigs-says-her-parents-did-too-book-claims

quote:

A firestorm is swirling around Chelsea Clinton after reports that she called the Secret Service "pigs" when she lived in the White House.

The startling account of what Chelsea allegedly said when she was a teenager came from author Kate Andersen Brower in her just-released book The Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House.

Brower told INSIDE EDITION, "Chelsea Clinton was on the phone with a friend and a Secret Service agent was there and waiting to bring her to Sidwell Friends, a private school she went to in D.C., and she said, 'wait a minute, the pigs are here.'"

The book quotes the former White House florist Ronn Payne as saying he witnessed Chelsea on the phone with a girlfriend when a Secret Service agent came into her room to take her to her private school.

A LITERAL TORNADO OF FIRE, THAT CHELSEA DISLIKES THE lovely SECRET SERVICE POLICE - NOT ARE PRESIDENT

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Republicans at this point are just hoping her email database from the early 2000's has one of those incriminating chain emails of someone pushing a dog like a lawnmower hoping that will finally turn the public opinion on Our Hillary they're almost to a Simpsons level of desperation in an attempt to find anything that makes someone care that Hillary Clinton Is Bad

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I support the part about blasting your own rear end, legalized drugs - you're ahead of the pack already.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This poo poo's already on it's way to maximum lols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4wOIwq49gw

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
these are the gayest + lamest soundbytes ever, PRIVATE EMAIL???! HOLY FUUUUUCK *entire party of old dipshits who don't know how email even fuckin works lmao*

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

City of Tampa posted:

I don't believe for one second that there is nobody in the Democratic Party to the left of Hillary Clinton that seriously wants to be President.

The Wall Street branch of the Democratic Party wanted to make sure that there was zero chance that an economic populist or someone critical of Wall Street would win the nomination, and they accomplished this.

its loving hilarious that people freak out when you compare Hillary to the republicans and they're the same idiots that don't realize the very same puppet masters are the ones making sure she runs

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's like when nerds try to argue that Star Wars and Star Trek are different, not they're not - J.J. Abrams made both of them they're the same thing now

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
really love the loving Logo with the Red Right Arrow, even better that they fixed it instead of giving some bullshit defense excuse she really is the most stupid fakest bitch in existence, hoping the RRA is a constant thorn in her side for the remainder of this poo poo show

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PerpetualSelf posted:

She's actually a pretty good candidate can you name a better one in recent history ?

Bernie Sanders

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Landstander posted:

Sanders is probably going to run. It'll be interesting to see:
- how serious Hillary takes him
- if he'll actually try to push anything on Hillary to bring those issues to the forefront
- how Rahm Emanuel will go about murdering him

he's not going to run, sorry

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
can you guys please talk about the GOP's piss poor attempts to paint her as a bad guy despite nobody caring about any of it, she's a lovely horrible person who is most assuredly going to become president. I guarantee whatever goony as poo poo red shirt backwards think you have is not going to convince me or anyone else otherwise. The current ammo the republicans have against her and consider prime for mudslinging are very laughable and way more better to post and chat about that an election everyone knows the end of already.

For a refresher he's the current Stop Hillary 2016 facebook group:

https://www.facebook.com/StopHillaryIn2016

And the Stop Hillary PAC:

https://www.facebook.com/StopHillaryPAC

If you can explain why any two of the people below are important and why anyone should give a gently caress (in under five sentences) I will buy you an upgrade

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i think whoever bought me this title got me confused with newt goongrich because we both had the same one for a while, lol

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If republicans even lied about legalizing weed, they would sweep the election. lol

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PerpetualSelf posted:

I meant a realistic candidate

I'm not a hosed up idiot so I don't limit myself to who the corporate overlords tell me it's ok to vote for

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Scalding Coffee posted:

So do you limit yourself to what your union overlords tell you who to vote for?

There aren't any unions left in the U.S. except maybe the Police and NBA, NFL, et alls

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