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How was the English Channel formed? A Scotsman was walking home from France when some money fell out of his pocket.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 09:39 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:36 |
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A Croat, Serb and a Bosnian comes into the bar, and the bartender goes: "Oh Christ, it's that rear end in a top hat with dissociative identity disorder again ".
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 09:41 |
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An American and a Russian were arguing which country had more rights. I can march in front of the White House - says the American - and shout: "Down with Reagan!" without getting arrested Oh yeah? I can march in Red Square - says the Russian - and also shout: "Down with Reagan!" without getting arrested
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 10:10 |
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Come on folks, you can do it, post them jokes! What does a Bosnian do when he finishes Law School? He moves the scaffolds to School of Economics.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 15:57 |
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Those are good, keep them coming! A Montenegrin was lying in a shade as he usually does, while his little boy was playing in a sandbox near him. Suddenly the kid found a spoon, and yelled full of excitement: "Daddy, daddy, look what I found!" In a surge of activity never seen before, he slapped the spoon out of the kids arms. His boy, now confused, asked him why did he do that? Don't touch that ever again - he answered - for that is a baby shovel!
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 21:24 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:36 |
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At Riga airport, a Russian was being questioned by border police in order to get visa into the country. - Name? - Ivan Vladimirovich Rozanov. - Occupation? - Nah, just vacation.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 05:39 |