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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL1acYvpR_E

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
*has fairly egalitarian society

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
taking the jarn pill

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
*would never put horns on helmet, ever*

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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FYI, the guy stumbling down the hill is Beowulf, and he's saying the viking death prayer.

Just in case you thought this clip wasn't bad-rear end enough for you.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Apr 16, 2015

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Yolomon Wayne posted:

*would never put horns on helmet, ever*

wow you were there? what was it like?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I would do all of the actors on the show vikings



its a good show by the way. A little rough around the edges but still real good

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im a nordic rjeindeer fjucker and if you dont like it suck my huge dick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im pretty sure at some point some drunk rear end viking raider put antlers on his helmet and chased around some pussy bitch englishman like in a betting game against olaf who got the antlers up the englishmans rear end first

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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no time for games, there's raping to be done

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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this isn't reddit

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Zzulu posted:

no time for games, there's raping to be done
depends on the time of year.

has it been midnight sun? gently caress gently caress gently caress kill kill kill.

has it been endless night? death death death kill kill kill

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I've been raping so much Olaf... The screams and suffering is starting to get to me Olaf...

lol just kidding :lol:

*rapes all of england for hundreds of years*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i get drunk enough over the course of a week long raiding party that i will fight and kill or be killed by my best friend

such is viking life

he/i will honor his/my death and send him or me into the valhalla on a flaming boat and drink some more

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Nobody knows who Olaf is so just shut the gently caress up and watch the clip.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yeah everyone shut up, no posting please

this thread is strictly for viewing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

NO POSTING ALLOWED

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Zzulu posted:

yeah everyone shut up, no posting please

this thread is strictly for viewing

This thread is for people who don't know who Olaf is but want to pretend like they have an interest in vikings. So don't ruin this poo poo for me.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

suck my big blonde dick OP

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I CHALLENGE EVERYONE ITT TO HOLMGANG

I WILL SEE YOU ALL AT DAWN

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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P.S. I don't know who Olaf is.

^^Is it that guy with the dripping mascara?

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Apr 16, 2015

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I don't watch the History channel.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I'm a badass viking let me put on some mascara and cry a little bit until it runs down my cheeks.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

SweetKarma posted:

This thread is for people who don't know who Olaf is but want to pretend like they have an interest in vikings. So don't ruin this poo poo for me.

Olaf is a delicious dish made with rice which is cooked slowly in a heavily seasoned soup or stew. Keep up.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SweetKarma posted:

I'm a badass viking let me put on some mascara and cry a little bit until it runs down my cheeks.
you are insecure and weak

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Saga posted:

Olaf is a delicious dish made with rice which is cooked slowly in a heavily seasoned soup or stew. Keep up.

Olaf is a mascara wearing bitch.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
gently caress all y'all, I'm off to Constantinople

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:

gently caress all y'all, I'm off to Constantinople

Don't post long wikipedia articles to try to teach people things.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010

SweetKarma posted:

Don't post long wikipedia articles to try to teach people things.

Ergi spotted

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I request a viking funeral.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Fighting!

Feasting!

loving all I can!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Deki posted:

I request a viking funeral.

I'll be sure to stab you in the neck and set your body on fire before I send it(you) off to sea.



That's how the vikings do it right?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
RAPE AND PILLAGE ALL THEIR CARAMEL MACCHIATOS!!!

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
*is prissy about his personal appearance*

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
*sues his neighbor for some stupid poo poo*

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
*farms*

*kills a sheep*

*trades it for smoked fish for the long winter*

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greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Yarg me mateys. Scuttle thar ship and pillage their pieces of eight. I be puttin horns on my helmet to praise our bull gods or somethin.

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