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Ramsus posted:wow you were there? what was it like? It was like "dude, if we put horns on our helmet it would be loving imparctical and unbalance our helmets in combat and take our sight and get ourselves killed. Lets just not put horns on our helmets, ever, ok?" The good times, ya know.
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*Sails up and down the Volga to trade with the Rus, and sometimes with Byzantine merchants coming from the other way* *Lives a pretty unremarkable life* OODIIIIINN!!!!!
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We're talking about vikings here folks, not Skyrim. As bad-rear end as it may seem, most vikings didn't wear horns on their helms.
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Apr 16, 2015 15:03
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i hope you guys enjoyed these photos of mars
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Apr 16, 2015 15:43
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Parallax Scroll posted:i hope you guys enjoyed these photos of mars whut?
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Apr 16, 2015 15:53
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SweetKarma posted:whut? forget it. hes too far away now and will never hear you.
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oncearoundaltair posted:forget it. hes too far away now and will never hear you. idgi, is he on Mars?
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Apr 16, 2015 16:36
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i want more wenches and mead
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Apr 16, 2015 16:42
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:*Sails up and down the Volga to trade with the Rus, and sometimes with Byzantine merchants coming from the other way*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ZwS9izm4E
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Apr 16, 2015 16:44
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SweetKarma posted:idgi, is he on Mars? Yá! 
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Apr 16, 2015 16:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22TPJ269ZY
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Apr 16, 2015 16:46
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"Merciful father, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment I beg only to live the next few minutes well." When I die, a presumably honorable death, these are the last words I will say.
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Apr 16, 2015 16:50
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bork bork borkedy bork
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I'm not even religious I just feel like that would be a badass thing to say right before you're about to die.
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Apr 16, 2015 16:55
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SweetKarma posted:I'm not even religious I just feel like that would be a badass thing to say right before you're about to die. That's the Muslim part, tho. The viking part is what that other guy starts. But you can be Muslim if you want, I'll still trade with you. I hear they tax non-Muslims extra down in Baghdad so if you sail down that far it is a smart thing to be.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:06
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I am a massive gaylord and just converted to Christianity.
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Apr 16, 2015 17:07
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:That's the Muslim part, tho. Lo there do i see my father. Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo! they do call to me They bid me take my place among them In the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever. Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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Apr 16, 2015 17:12
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*big fat viking woman with two big circular boobholder armor plates, sings opera on boat* oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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*gets converted to christianity*
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*takes thousands of thralls* do our work for us 
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This is a viking thread, not a history lesson. Let's try to remember that.
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*Drinks an entire barrel of mead in one go* *Splits your skull with a battleaxe* Being a viking is rad as hell.
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SweetKarma posted:This is a viking thread, not a history lesson. Let's try to remember that. Do I get helmet horns or not?
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*writes one of the most well-known stories of all time* *filmmakers make adaptation where your hero fucks the dragon lady instead of killing her*
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Germstore posted:Do I get helmet horns or not?
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CharlestonJew posted:*writes one of the most well-known stories of all time* RIP Pippy Longstocking
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let us listen to the traditional folk music of our ancestors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43pOqheMY&hd=1
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gently caress that, this is the soundtrack of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz3O0JftA5w https://soundcloud.com/wardruna
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One thing they never really make clear in the tv show is if they're all so loving rich after stealing all that gold why do they all still live in shacks? Do the vikings have an IRS equivalent?
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Hobohemian posted:One thing they never really make clear in the tv show is if they're all so loving rich after stealing all that gold why do they all still live in shacks? Do the vikings have an IRS equivalent? with that much rape there's a lot of child support to pay
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because theyre a bunch of primitive savages who are more concerned with building lots of boats so they can keep pillaging and raping all neighbouring countries
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:gently caress all y'all, I'm off to Constantinople Dude! Dude, I snuck out and carved my name on the asses of the emperor's lion statues!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnDBlWNFi0
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SweetKarma posted:We're talking about vikings here folks, not Skyrim. As bad-rear end as it may seem, most vikings didn't wear horns on their helms. No Vikings
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I'm one of many women who goes to fight with the men *dies in battle, archeologists lose their monocles when they discover my body on the battlefield centuries later*
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i wonder if the women viking warriors raped lots of dudes as well
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