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It started mostly with hackey sacks and then bowling pins but I've finally graduated to juggling three women, first of all my arms are super ripped now. Imagine juggling 120lb weights, I'm sure most of you struggle enough with 3lb bowling pins (no offense, I just know I'm the most advanced juggleboy here) and this is a whole different world, both physically and mentally. Second, depending on conditions like wind, spin, and how aerodynamic your ladies are, sometimes you catch a handful of booty (suggestion: try juggling Latinas... WOW). Third, it really gets my mom off my back about being a juggler... don't have to listen to her bitching all the way to the Renaissance Fair, she shuts up real quick when I say "Shut up mom, I'm juggling three women."

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
The juggleboy.

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SIDS Vicious


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I bet it's great touching all that booty.

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Miss Psychosis


Leave.

I.N.R.I

Hick Magnet posted:

It started mostly with hackey sacks and then bowling pins but I've finally graduated to juggling three women

I.N.R.I
Fixed That For You

mazzi Chart Czar
"and boy are my arms tired."


playground tough

smoobles

lol why does drilldo get probated so often?

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stay

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smoobles posted:

lol why does drilldo get probated so often?

the iks do not like him

monkay

The official sad poster
don't drop 'em

Scaly Haylie


sid's cool and i'm sorry you don't like him.

Commie NedFlanders

a man juggles objects, not girls or women

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cat_herder

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don't leave. MP's gimmick is to be a jerk to everyone.

bwatts

"MP"'s gimmick is to be one half of the byob powercouple. shes my fiancee and ill not have her disrespected. apologise.

Scaly Haylie

meteloides posted:

don't leave. MP's gimmick is to be a jerk to everyone.

kidfresca

You're kidding, right?

John Lennon, Singer of The Beatles. He wrote the song "Imagine" and was shot and killed some time in the eighties.

Fuck has the WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!

MP seems legit

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Miss Psychosis

Lizard Wizard and Sid Vicious in a burnout sitcom where they struggle to get their lives on track while simultaneously dealing with their separate deviancies.

Miss Psychosis

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

FluffieDuckie

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

stop making me laugh at mean things


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landy.

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

lol


pogi

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

God drat it lol

problematic hug

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

lmao

Scaly Haylie

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

:golfclap:

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

Piso Mojado

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

haha

Bwee

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

morning wood

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

:laffo:

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


vice.com op-ed posted:

"MP"'s gimmick is to be one half of the byob powercouple. shes my fiancee and ill not have her disrespected. apologise.

I disagree with your belief that being the byob powercouple means you have to be mean to people, but I do apologize for calling her out.

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

meteloides posted:

don't leave. MP's gimmick is to be a jerk to everyone.

she's never been a jerk to me

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Pomp posted:

she's never been a jerk to me

Same

google THIS

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

ulvir

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?

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Miss Psychosis posted:

In this episode Lizard Wizard, dressed as a dog, tries to drink from the toilet only to find that Sid Vicious is dunking his head in it. Will they be able to share the toilet, or with this be the end of their strange friendship?


thanks Manifisto!

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