Let's fix the left.

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Disinterested: Jun 29, 2011; You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

V. Illych L. posted:

full communism now would fix the left imo

the right too

:getin:

# ? Apr 26, 2015 14:06

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:41

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Completely unironically: Bronies are even worse than furries. They should be purged from the Left with extreme prejudice.

Unironically this.

# ? Apr 26, 2015 17:05

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Completely unironically: Bronies are even worse than furries. They should be purged from the Left with extreme prejudice.

Yes, the left needs to focus its efforts on curbing sexual immorality. Here's a few examples of disgusting, vulgar, sexual crimes:

Bronyism (horse f**kers)
Furryism
Animeism
Pedophilia (but I repeat myself)
Sex between a Privileged and a Non-Privileged person*
White reproduction (Nazism)
Pornography or sex work involving women (unless they are sufficiently Empowered and their customers are also women)

The only forms of sexuality that are acceptable, and are in fact unassailable, are non-privileged heterosexuality, homosexuality, transgenderism and celibacy. Any inborn inclination or interest that is not in this list should be shamed and punished (by death)

EDIT: *unless the Privileged person is in a submissive role.

Kyrie eleison fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Apr 26, 2015

# ? Apr 26, 2015 22:38

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Kyrie eleison posted:

Yes, the left needs to focus its efforts on curbing sexual immorality. Here's a few examples of disgusting, vulgar, sexual crimes:

Bronyism (horse f**kers)

Furryism

Animeism

Pedophilia (but I repeat myself)

Sex between a Privileged and a Non-Privileged person

White reproduction (Nazism)

Pornography or sex work involving women (unless they are sufficiently Empowered and their customers are also women)

The only forms of sexuality that are acceptable, and are in fact unassailable, are non-privileged heterosexuality, homosexuality, transgenderism and celibacy. Any inborn inclination or interest that is not in this list should be shamed and punished (by death)

what about my incel sob story?

# ? Apr 26, 2015 22:40

I Killed GBS: Jun 2, 2011; by Lowtax

Anime Pedo posted:

[*]Animeism
[*]Pedophilia (but I repeat myself)

lel

# ? Apr 26, 2015 22:43

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Kyrie eleison posted:

Yes, the left needs to focus its efforts on curbing sexual immorality. Here's a few examples of disgusting, vulgar, sexual crimes:

Bronyism (horse f**kers)

Furryism

Animeism

Pedophilia (but I repeat myself)

Sex between a Privileged and a Non-Privileged person

White reproduction (Nazism)

Pornography or sex work involving women (unless they are sufficiently Empowered and their customers are also women)

The only forms of sexuality that are acceptable, and are in fact unassailable, are non-privileged heterosexuality, homosexuality, transgenderism and celibacy. Any inborn inclination or interest that is not in this list should be shamed and punished (by death)

I don't think this man is a genuine leftist, his avatar looks like something a brony might sport.

# ? Apr 26, 2015 22:50

Mr. Kerstbal: Sep 2, 2011; ORIGINAL MONKEY FUCKER

hehe

# ? Apr 26, 2015 23:02

Mr. Kerstbal: Sep 2, 2011; ORIGINAL MONKEY FUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw7IBJaN6rQ

# ? Apr 26, 2015 23:03

Blood Boils: Dec 27, 2006; Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Stop Threatening to Destroy Jobs - Every election cycle, our liberal/conservative opponents point out our vigorous campaign to eliminate all the jobs. Now I hate gainful employment as much as the next leftivist, but it's time we faced facts: most voters have jobs, and allegedly need them in order to get food. Hard-working families won't support us until we commit to protecting their current occupations. Maybe we could even promise create some more by deregulating the market (or however jobs are created, I don't know, someone should look into this)?

# ? Apr 26, 2015 23:15

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Destroy All Jobs-The specialized division of labor is the source of class based society, and therefore must be abolished.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 02:01

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

V. Illych L. posted:

full communism now would fix the left imo

the Japanese Communist Party, with a mindset very relatable to the classic "Stalinist" European parties, just became the biggest opposition party in Japan.

Stalinism is the literal and unironic answer to the left's problems.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 03:33

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Action for Action's Sake - As we all know, if something is academic, it's essentially worthless, unless it's properly folkish. However, many people have failed to get the message, and in the name of leftism, the radicalism of the Center, we must compel them to thoughtless action, such as violence against liberals. I recommend encouraging a perception of liberals as all-powerful idiots to help correct squeamishness and sentiment.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 03:43

TheImmigrant: Jan 18, 2011

Effectronica posted:

Action for Action's Sake - As we all know, if something is academic, it's essentially worthless, unless it's properly folkish. However, many people have failed to get the message, and in the name of leftism, the radicalism of the Center, we must compel them to thoughtless action, such as violence against liberals. I recommend encouraging a perception of liberals as all-powerful idiots to help correct squeamishness and sentiment.

Do you feel that your Genius is underappreciated by the filthy proles of society?

# ? Apr 27, 2015 03:45

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

We need to appeal to the revolutionary nature of the lumpenproletariat through aggressive agitprop. And disco music.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 03:48

ugh its Troika: May 2, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

on a more general note "fixing" the left would be a good idea because it would mean there'd be no next generation, allowing the righteous to inherit the earth :cool:

# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:56

Rodatose: Jul 8, 2008; corn, corn, corn

blowfish posted:

quislings

I don't know what quislings are. my educated guess at it is it's a pejorative for people who frequent trivia nights

# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:59

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shbobdb posted:

We need to appeal to the revolutionary nature of the lumpenproletariat through aggressive agitprop. And disco music.

on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRoeRt54IWM

# ? Apr 27, 2015 05:04

Typical Pubbie: May 10, 2011

Blame Liberals - Leftists really need to cement their place as the backseat drivers of American politics. The way to do this is by pretending that all three branches of government are under the complete control of the Democratic Party.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 05:20

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

Shbobdb posted:

We need to appeal to the revolutionary nature of the lumpenproletariat through aggressive agitprop. And disco music.

ban the bourgeois traitor.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 05:22

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

Compromise is a Virtue - Instead of saying "Death to Israel", let's meet halfway and say "O Israel".

# ? Apr 27, 2015 05:27

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Effectronica posted:

Compromise is a Virtue - Instead of saying "Death to Israel", let's meet halfway and say "O Israel".

wait I thought "Death to Isreal" was the compromise?

# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:06

Let us English: Feb 21, 2004; Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh

Mans posted:

the Japanese Communist Party, with a mindset very relatable to the classic "Stalinist" European parties, just became the biggest opposition party in Japan.

Stalinism is the literal and unironic answer to the left's problems.

The Japanese communist party's never been as far left as their name suggests. They were the moderates during the Cold War when while the Japanese Socialist Party was bending over backwards to sing the praises of North Korea's "wonderful socialism."

Really what the left should do is:

[*]Throw Liberalism Under the Bus - Liberalism has only given us 250 years of rule by white cis men, a period of time in which nothing good happened for anyone else. Obviously we need to destroy the values liberalism gave to the world like due process, economic freedom, free speech, and empiricism. Only then can we all be free.

Let us English fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Apr 27, 2015

# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:47

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

Let us English posted:

The Japanese communist party's never been as far left as their name suggests. They were the moderates during the Cold War when while the Japanese Socialist Party was bending over backwards to sing the praises of North Korea's "wonderful socialism."

Really what the left should do is:

[*]Throw Liberalism Under the Bus - Liberalism has only given us 250 years of rule by white cis men, a period of time in which nothing good happened for anyone else. Obviously we need to destroy the values liberalism gave to the world like due process, economic freedom, free speech, and empiricism. Only then can we all be free.

japanese communists routinely beat each other to death with lead pipes over ideological correctness during the cold war, sounds pretty fuckin leftist to me

# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:04

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

Throw leftism under the bus because a world without leftism would become so unbearable leftism would have to be re-invented by some future generation -saving us the trouble

# ? Apr 27, 2015 08:28

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Rodatose posted:

I don't know what quislings are. my educated guess at it is it's a pejorative for people who frequent trivia nights

Originally ~~race~~ national traitors who sold out to the imperialist oppressor. Now also includes third parties who don't care and the imperialist oppressor hirself, so pretty much anyone.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 11:32

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Recognizing the legal existence of headmates : for every headmate you have, you get one more vote during elections. That will essentially make every tumblrite have the political weight of 15 or more republican, ensuring a thousand years long ~~Reich~~ Glorious Dictatorship of the Proletariat. Worst case scenario we will at least get a good laugh out of GOP establishment figureheads all suddenly claiming to have a thousand headmates each.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 12:01

kolokol-1: Jan 11, 2015

In all seriousness the left wouldn't be that bad if they would drop the whole "equality for all, as long as you're not a straight white male" bullshit

also: inb4probed

# ? Apr 27, 2015 19:14

Spaceman Future!: Feb 9, 2007

kolokol-1 posted:

In all seriousness the left wouldn't be that bad if they would drop the whole "equality for all, as long as you're not a straight white male" bullshit

also: inb4probed

Finally, people arent willing to say it but thank you. I feel like I get so much chaff, whats the most blatant discrimination you've gotten as a SWM? Its disgusting, I have to put up with it every single day.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 19:23

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

kolokol-1 posted:

In all seriousness the left wouldn't be that bad if they would drop the whole "equality for all, as long as you're not a straight white male" bullshit

also: inb4probed

Those damned SJWs! :argh:

# ? Apr 27, 2015 19:41

Blood Boils: Dec 27, 2006; Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Let us English posted:

Really what the left should do is:

[*]Throw Liberalism Under the Bus - Liberalism has only given us 250 years of rule by white cis men, a period of time in which nothing good happened for anyone else. Obviously we need to destroy the values liberalism gave to the world like due process, economic freedom, free speech, and empiricism. Only then can we all be free.

Comrade, I'm afraid we've tried this without success. Our international movement to sap and impurify all the West's cultural values has failed; though we hate and rage against them, they are far too strong! Leftites, it's time to cut our losses and Embrace Liberalism - pointing out socio-economic realities and criticizing the gulf between what is claimed by liberals and what actually occurs will never lead to evaluation and change. We must learn the new truths, of "due process" and "empiricism", even if they sound strange and frightening at first (and I assume have something to do with computer technology and the British empire?).

# ? Apr 27, 2015 20:34

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pax Britannica. Submit.

# ? Apr 27, 2015 22:06

Sharkie: Feb 4, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

kolokol-1 posted:

In all seriousness the left wouldn't be that bad if they would drop the whole "equality for all, as long as you're not a straight white male" bullshit

also: inb4probed

I'm sure that with people of your intelligence and wit fighting for them, straight white guys will one day overcome the oppression they've been sweltering under these oh so many years.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 00:54

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Hey guys, I've formed some political opinions after reading someone else's dossier about teens with depression and you should respect them.

# ? Apr 28, 2015 02:13

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

I've got it guys: more hashtags #hashtagssolveproblems

# ? Apr 28, 2015 03:39

Badger of Basra: Jul 26, 2007

#yesallhashtags

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kolokol-1: Jan 11, 2015

Sharkie posted:

I'm sure that with people of your intelligence and wit fighting for them, straight white guys will one day overcome the oppression they've been sweltering under these oh so many years.

This seems to be a rather recent development

Spaceman Future! posted:

Finally, people arent willing to say it but thank you. I feel like I get so much chaff, whats the most blatant discrimination you've gotten as a SWM? Its disgusting, I have to put up with it every single day.

in a certain area near me there are a lot of cheap motels, and one of them tries to charge me a higher rate. That might not have anything to do with being SWM though.

I went to a feminist meeting one time to see what it was about, and holy gently caress, people looked at me like I had just walked into a rape crisis center and yelled "I'M REQUIRED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I'M A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER!!!"

it isn't really that bad for me though. I mostly just get called a racist on a regular basis. Most of the discrimination against SWM's stays on the Internet and the media. At least that's how it is around here (SC)

kolokol-1 fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Apr 28, 2015

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