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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Let's fix the left.
 
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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp
I have some ideas that might help out the left.

  • Mandatory castration - The left benefits neither from toxic masculinity, nor from reproduction on a doomed earth.

  • Acceptance of Islam - Too many leftists are Islamophobic and continue to refuse Allah into their hearts. All leftists should become Muslims.

  • Rehabilitate Stalin - I think this is a big winner with the general public.
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Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Completely unironically: Bronies are even worse than furries. They should be purged from the Left with extreme prejudice.

Yes, the left needs to focus its efforts on curbing sexual immorality. Here's a few examples of disgusting, vulgar, sexual crimes:

  • Bronyism (horse f**kers)
  • Furryism
  • Animeism
  • Pedophilia (but I repeat myself)
  • Sex between a Privileged and a Non-Privileged person*
  • White reproduction (Nazism)
  • Pornography or sex work involving women (unless they are sufficiently Empowered and their customers are also women)

The only forms of sexuality that are acceptable, and are in fact unassailable, are non-privileged heterosexuality, homosexuality, transgenderism and celibacy. Any inborn inclination or interest that is not in this list should be shamed and punished (by death)

EDIT: *unless the Privileged person is in a submissive role.

Kyrie eleison fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Apr 26, 2015

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