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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Stop letting politicians be bribed by lobbyists

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Interesting idea, but I'm not sure. You know, a bribe would really help convince me.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

That won't fix anything.

The problem with America is that it's filled with Americans.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvuWci2eoE8

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

No can do OP. According to our national religious scripture constitution as interpreted by the head clergy Supreme Court, buying elections is a protected civil right.

What? Do you not believe in civil rights? :smug:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Money = free speech

Check and mate libtard

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Burn it to the ground and let the Native Americans try their hand at it?

Kurt_Cobain
Jul 9, 2001
It is really not fair that business leaders wouldn't have a say in how we are governed under that system.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Chomskyan posted:

No can do OP. According to our national religious scripture constitution as interpreted by the head clergy Supreme Court, buying elections is a protected civil right.

What? Do you not believe in civil rights? :smug:

Actually its pretty illegal to sell or buy someone's vote. Has been for hundreds of years.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
create a superpac funded by billionaires to get money out of politics

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
What if we offer a really big bribe now in exchange for banning all future bribes? Hopefully their selfishness will make them throw future generations of congressmen under the bus. That logics worked so far.

Caros
May 14, 2008

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
No were not doing the guillotine. So one track minded you people.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

???

Augustus
Oct 10, 2004

God damn it.

RagnarokAngel posted:

No were not doing the guillotine. So one track minded you people.

Seriously tho there are no better ideas

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Stop letting politicians be bribed by lobbyists

But I like speaking loudly and expensively...

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

RagnarokAngel posted:

No were not doing the guillotine. So one track minded you people.

Ah c'moooon

... just the Koch brothers?

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
How about the nitrogen chamber?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

RagnarokAngel posted:

No were not doing the guillotine. So one track minded you people.

I don't know man it worked for the French that one time except in all the ways that it didn't but hey it couldn't hurt to murder a few jerks right?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Suffocate them under a pile of puppies. A pile sufficient enough to steal the breath away from a grown human being would probably result in some of the puppies perishing themselves. But, as the saying goes, you can't make an omelet without cracking a few puppies.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

That's using your noodle.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
It better be "Marching through Georgia to get to Florida."

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Florida is irredeemable. The first ones under the puppies.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
I think America just needs to refurbish it's brand to reach out to the new generation. I'm thinking... social media? Crowd sourcing?

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
The flag definitely needs to be updated to a more streamlined, web 2.0 look.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

paraffin, imo, let's fix this motherfucker old school

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Kurt_Cobain posted:

It is really not fair that business leaders wouldn't have a say in how we are governed under that system.
in principle they would have a vote like any other citizen, but that does suggest something short of total mastery

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Nosfereefer posted:

I think America just needs to refurbish it's brand to reach out to the new generation. I'm thinking... social media? Crowd sourcing?

GoFundMe to pay off the national debt.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Augustus posted:

Seriously tho there are no better ideas

Sure there are

Cannibalism.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Crushed under a towering pile of solid gold ingots, IMO

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Monkey Fracas posted:

Crushed under a towering pile of solid gold ingots, IMO

Dwarf Fortress player, eh? I can get behind that.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx
has full communism been put forward yet?

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

Nosfereefer posted:

The flag definitely needs to be updated to a more streamlined, web 2.0 look.

Chile beat us to it unfortunately.

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
America is working exactly as intended. It represents the collective will of its citizens.


America's citizens are just loving stupid.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
GFBB

Give Funds to Brian Boyko

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Too inefficient in modern markets. Requires automation and streamlining of material inputs.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


paragon1 posted:

Too inefficient in modern markets. Requires automation and streamlining of material inputs.

I hear firing squads are surging in popularity across the US already ...

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





D1Sergo posted:

America is working exactly as intended. It represents the collective will of its citizens.


America's citizens are just loving stupid.
Also mean and spiteful.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
Firing squads are too inefficient too. We need a solution to our our execution needs. Some kind of final solution....

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7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008

Bob James posted:

It better be "Marching through Georgia to get to Florida."

We have a separate solution for that.

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