7-11 is like a store for gods to shop in. their slurpees are like god nectar. SIKE. more like bacterial buildup nectar! they dont clean the machiens! they let us drink death juice and laugh at us as we drink it | |
# ¿ May 1, 2015 05:33 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:14 |
Twitter Warpath posted:7-11 was a part-time job ---------------- |
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 16:17 |
Sas posted:I do not know what a 7/11 is but I think it like a petrol station so it's good? bro...7/11 is a civilian space station that allows us to go to space when we feel like going there ---------------- |
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 16:41 |
why smoobles? why.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 17:40 |
confession: i have not patronized a 7-11 in years
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:18 |
if i were 7-11 i would invent a 7-11 sandwich thats so good it saves the business and reinvents the industry
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:24 |
get this: the meat is outside of the bread. the bread is on the inside.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:25 |
the commercial would be "the bread is calling from inside the sandwich" and itw ould be realeased on oct 31st as a spooky treat
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:26 |
"Toastyyy!" ---------------- |
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:27 |
smoobles posted:i support this idea, i think it could revitalize an industry if done correctly/spookily if they paired it with the release of a horror movie, like a new Freddy or Jason movie, and had a scene where the protagonist eats the spooky treat, and says mmm, then i think it's a go. ---------------- |
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 18:32 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:14 |
Bwee posted:What's a slurpee jeff goldblum: uhh they uhh the uh the big, gulp. ---------------- |
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