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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
7-11 is like a store for gods to shop in. their slurpees are like god nectar. SIKE. more like bacterial buildup nectar! they dont clean the machiens! they let us drink death juice and laugh at us as we drink it

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Twitter Warpath posted:

7-11 was a part-time job

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by sebmojo

Sas posted:

I do not know what a 7/11 is but I think it like a petrol station so it's good?

My car needs to eat too!

bro...7/11 is a civilian space station that allows us to go to space when we feel like going there

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by sebmojo
why smoobles? why.

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by sebmojo
confession: i have not patronized a 7-11 in years

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by sebmojo
if i were 7-11 i would invent a 7-11 sandwich thats so good it saves the business and reinvents the industry

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by sebmojo
get this: the meat is outside of the bread. the bread is on the inside. :stare:

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by sebmojo
the commercial would be "the bread is calling from inside the sandwich" and itw ould be realeased on oct 31st as a spooky treat

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by sebmojo

"Toastyyy!"

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by sebmojo

smoobles posted:

i support this idea, i think it could revitalize an industry if done correctly/spookily

if they paired it with the release of a horror movie, like a new Freddy or Jason movie, and had a scene where the protagonist eats the spooky treat, and says mmm, then i think it's a go.

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by sebmojo

Bwee posted:

What's a slurpee

jeff goldblum: uhh they uhh the uh the big, gulp.

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