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How are you going to vote on May 7th?
This poll is closed.
Conservative 72 6.22%
Labour 410 35.41%
Liberal Democrat 46 3.97%
UKIP 69 5.96%
Green 199 17.18%
SNP 121 10.45%
DUP 0 0%
Sinn Fein 35 3.02%
Plaid Cymru 20 1.73%
Respect 3 0.26%
Monster Raving Loony 56 4.84%
BNP 23 1.99%
Some flavour of socialist party 37 3.20%
Some flavour of communist party 27 2.33%
Independent 3 0.26%
Other 37 3.20%
Total: 1158 votes
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The labour candidates with a real chance all seem to have decided to wait until after 2020

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Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
I remember seeing a documentary about bulletproofing yonks back, and the stuff they put in kevlar vests bears great similarity to a sheaf of thin plastic shopping bags.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Labour party are loving dead. It's just a bunch of eejit's not committed enough to evil to be tories wearing the corpse.

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014
SNP's presence has made Labour shift to the right to appeal to Middle England.

Scotland is fairly committed to civic nationalism for the long haul.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

tdrules posted:

SNP's presence has made Labour shift to the right to appeal to Middle England.

Scotland is fairly committed to civic nationalism for the long haul.

It's going to lose them more than they've already lost because when it comes down to it Labour could promise free sex slaves to anyone earning over a certain tax bracket but the papers and Middle England shitheads will still trust the tories more.

Maybe, I dunno, trying to appeal to their long neglected base of working class voters might help them like it did for the SNP in Scotland seeing as how they've been bleeding support ever since 1997 with their swings to the right.

Edit: and it's not loving nationalism that won Scotland for the SNP. It's the fact that when they look at the SNP they see Old Labour that's winning it for them.

I mean UKIP's been pitching itself as working class despite being as upperclass as incest and ivory and it's made them close seconds in a hell of a lot of Labour strongholds.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Jun 1, 2015

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

feedmegin posted:

A vest that prevents you dying if stabbed and a vest that stops you dying if shot are actually two very different things. Our cops would have the former, theirs the latter, given the different threat environments.

Why not wear both?

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014
Scotland benefitted greatly from Labour getting into power in '97, you can call it what you want.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

tdrules posted:

Scotland benefitted greatly from Labour getting into power in '97, you can call it what you want.

Aye, one of those benefits is not having to rely on the Labour Party not loving up.

Given that in 1997 they had 13 Million voters and since haven't even gotten as many votes as Neil loving Kinnock's 11 million in 1992 I'd say there's a pretty large correlation to parties trying to become more and more electable and voter turnout plummeting.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's going to lose them more than they've already lost because when it comes down to it Labour could promise free sex slaves to anyone earning over a certain tax bracket but the papers and Middle England shitheads will still trust the tories more.

Maybe, I dunno, trying to appeal to their long neglected base of working class voters might help them like it did for the SNP in Scotland seeing as how they've been bleeding support ever since 1997 with their swings to the right.

Edit: and it's not loving nationalism that won Scotland for the SNP. It's the fact that when they look at the SNP they see Old Labour that's winning it for them.

I mean UKIP's been pitching itself as working class despite being as upperclass as incest and ivory and it's made them close seconds in a hell of a lot of Labour strongholds.

It also opens the question of who actually kicks the Tories out of power, and what Britain is actually going to be like in 2025 or 2030 when Labour theoretically has a better shot. At this point the center-left and working class people have alternatives beyond Labour, SNP/Green/UKIP. Labour is plenty vulnerable on their left flank. Even if the Greens mostly go after middle class center-leftists, SNP is limited to Scotland and UKIP's populism is paper thin, how is Labour going to make up those votes by courting middle Britain?

I mean there are plenty of people in rural areas who will never for Labour no matter what they say. In addition, Tories are already doing a "one nation" bit ahead of them to attract the center. What demographic is really going to switch sides here?

If anything it Labour seems more likely to slowly drift into near-irrelevance as their base of support slowly dwindles.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Ardennes posted:

What demographic is really going to switch sides here?

By the time you're talking about, it's not about getting a demographic to switch sides at all, it's about getting them to take sides in the first place...

Even now, that map of 'constituencies where 'didn't vote' would have won' was pretty strong evidence, for my money, that getting non-voters to vote (again, as applicable) would be where the left stands to gain (at least partly because at the moment, there isn't really a left, there's a right and a centre that meekly acquiesces to the right's narrative). That and picking up the incoming youth vote.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Announcing the death of the Labour Party because they had a poor election result against a Tory party with a paper thin majority seems a touch premature.

A week is a long time in politics, five years an eternity.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Wouldn't hurt Labour to find someone that can sound at least a little inspiring. I mean the Labours promise of being not as poo poo as the Tories isn't getting anybody out to the polling station.

"Austerity! But not as bad as Tory Austerity"

Aye, wonder why that didn't work.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Announcing the death of the Labour Party because they had a poor election result against a Tory party with a paper thin majority seems a touch premature.

A week is a long time in politics, five years an eternity.

If Labour continues down the path of trying to be the Nice Tories then it doesn't matter if they win or lose, the Labour party is dead and it's just B-League tories at the helm.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Isn't that exactly what Tony Blair did?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Isn't that exactly what Tony Blair did?

And after initial enthusiasm he never got as many voters as Neil Kinnock did before him.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
That 'initial enthusiasm' being a landslide General Election result, increasing Labour's vote count by two million?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

That 'initial enthusiasm' being a landslide General Election result, increasing Labour's vote count by two million?

And decreasing it by three million by 2001.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
While retaining a massive majority, rendering the Tory party an electoral joke and no doubt leading to some foolish observers to describe them as 'dead'.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

And the Economist endorses Liz Kendall:

Of course they did.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

While retaining a massive majority, rendering the Tory party an electoral joke and no doubt leading to some foolish observers to describe them as 'dead'.

As I said, Labour winning is irrelevant when they're promising Tory light policies.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Dennis Skinner wielding a mattock handle 2020.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Gonzo McFee posted:

As I said, Labour winning is irrelevant when they're promising Tory light policies.

Blair's policies were so Tory-lite that the Tories are currently trying to undo some of the biggest ones.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Dennis Skinner wielding a mattock handle 2020.

Dennis Skinner and a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale for PM and Deputy respectively.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

LemonDrizzle posted:

Blair's policies were so Tory-lite that the Tories are currently trying to undo some of the biggest ones.

You not busy trying to defend his Anti Poverty Speech fees?

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Gonzo McFee posted:

You not busy trying to defend his Anti Poverty Speech fees?
No, I'm not going to defend that. I'm not going to defend his decision to go to war in Iraq, either! What I will do is point out that Blair's Labour passed a lot of laws that were in no way "Tory lite", that were bitterly opposed by the Tories, and that the Tories are, in several cases, trying to undo.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Dabir posted:

Why not wear both?

Bulky as gently caress, wouldn't be able to move around much. It could be done but you'd end up looking like you're in an EOD suit.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
clause 4 will not come back, and the SNP will not pursue a broad nationalization plank in Scotland

the trade union vote in the party will continue to be dismantled, and the SNP will not integrate Scottish trade unions into its party structure - it is already OMOV

centralized authority to set curricular guidelines and quantitatively assess teachers, in return for a generous subsidy for education (in particular education valuable to middle class families), will continue to dominate. the SNP already exercises power over this at Holyrood and it likewise will not give it up

centralized authority to set healthcare institution quantitative performance goals, with an entrenched ideological norm of reducing costs and increasing performance, will continue to dominate. SNP likewise, etc.

in terms of grand ideology it is hard to pinpoint #1 what planks Labour could revive, or for that matter #2 which planks the SNP provides in comparison

Leggsy
Apr 30, 2008

We'll take our chances...
Charles Kennedy has died.

Dude was only 55. God drat, he was one of the good ones :(

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Poor guy, I always liked Charles Kennedy. :(

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014
Incredibly sad news, he didn't look well when he was on Question Time a few months ago.

gently caress Alcoholism.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Oh poo poo :(:

He seemed an actually decent bloke.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Gutted to hear it

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

feedmegin posted:

A vest that prevents you dying if stabbed and a vest that stops you dying if shot are actually two very different things. Our cops would have the former, theirs the latter, given the different threat environments.

But they don't

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Frankie Boyle on cameron:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/01/david-cameron-moriarty-downing-street-radical-thatcher

maev
Dec 6, 2010
Economically illiterate Tory Boy Bollocks brain.
Keep away from children
:( Charles Kennedy. Alcoholism really sucks

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I'm sad about Kennedy. One of the decent ones, despite being elected to Westminster the year before I was alive. 32 years down there and he always managed to come across as a decent person. And inarguably the best leader the Liberal Democrats have ever had. I was sad to see him lose his previously impregnable seat, he's always come across as a strong voice for the often forgotten Highlands, and there have been very few people up here with bad words about him.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Ardennes posted:

It also opens the question of who actually kicks the Tories out of power
No-one. Ever. A polished brogue stamping on a proleface forever :unsmigghh:

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I don't suppose anyone has released a cause of death; I assume they're dancing around the s-word.

tdrules
Jan 12, 2014
I think it's important to remember what people did in life rather than speculate on their death.

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Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

Teddybear posted:

I don't suppose anyone has released a cause of death; I assume they're dancing around the s-word.
They've only said "no suspicious circumstances". Cirrhosis or alcohol poisoning seem like the front-runners, though.

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