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| Conservative |
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72 | 6.22% |
| Labour |
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410 | 35.41% |
| Liberal Democrat |
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46 | 3.97% |
| UKIP |
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69 | 5.96% |
| Green |
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199 | 17.18% |
| SNP |
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121 | 10.45% |
| DUP |
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0 | 0% |
| Sinn Fein |
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35 | 3.02% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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20 | 1.73% |
| Respect |
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3 | 0.26% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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56 | 4.84% |
| BNP |
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23 | 1.99% |
| Some flavour of socialist party |
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37 | 3.20% |
| Some flavour of communist party |
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27 | 2.33% |
| Independent |
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3 | 0.26% |
| Other |
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37 | 3.20% |
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Coohoolin posted:Well mostly I was interested in how uniform Scottish SA votes would be for the SNP and how much would go to the Lib Dems or Labour. I couldn't have come up with a more  stereotype answer.Or, well, really, it should be litre.
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May 1, 2015 15:06
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Phoon posted:No its the tiny lamborghini and ferraris scattered about "food" and "a loaf of bread" I suppose that's actually a good thing. Better than not having to ask.
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May 1, 2015 15:26
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At least the Standing Stone of the Code of Milibandurabi will be dramatic to tear down when Full Communism kicks in.
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May 3, 2015 12:02
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Acaila posted:I've been visiting my mum in the Highlands this weekend and our idea of quality family time is reading election leaflets together. Which is how I came across Ronnie the Crofter, the man who can make Britain great again: What a cool guy. I wish him and his redistribution of land plan well. 
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May 4, 2015 00:55
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Trickjaw posted:Be nice if they saved the naming of little Beyonce for Thursday to keep all the blue hairs busy waving tiny union flags outside Buck Hise instead of going to polling stations and voting Tory And if they do name the baby Diana, the Express readers will be too busy crying over her memory to vote too.
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May 4, 2015 01:40
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SNAKES N CAKES posted:Only a single 66% vote or two 50%+ votes (two No Confidence votes 14 days apart) in parliament can dissolve parliament now. So essentially, a 50% vote can dissolve it, thanks to the power of the inevitable three-line whip.
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May 4, 2015 15:58
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The Supreme Court posted:Given what happened with the AV vote and that Clegg has already set his stall out to visibly lead a pro-EU campaign, I'd be bloody wary. The beauty is though, Tories have to be SEEN to support leaving the EU without actually doing so because they'd stand to lose a lot of money. So it wouldn't be a total smear campaign like the AV vote.
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May 5, 2015 10:11
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big scary monsters posted:I know that you're not doing it but people voting SNP in Scotland are certainly not to blame if the Tories get back in, it's an absurd argument. It's all the people who are voting loving Tory. Yup. Don't blame the people not voting Tory for the Tories getting power. Blame the people who did.
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May 5, 2015 14:00
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Regarde Aduck posted:Labour. Hence the quotes There are no quotes big enough.
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May 5, 2015 14:07
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Extreme0 posted:I'm going to ask a few questions and I want you to answer it honestly. Yes. Yes. Full Communism Now, but I'll settle with SNP/Lab coalition. Probably.
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May 5, 2015 16:18
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THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:At this point, I'm just thinking gently caress it, funniest government possible. Like if it's not going to be a left wing government, then gently caress it: Eric Pickles as PM with a big sandwich as deputy PM. "Number 10 is sorry to announce the deputy PM has been eaten. He has been replaced with an equally large sandwich, which Prime Minister Pickles has promised not to e-Number 10 is sorry to announce the deputy PM has been eaten..." gently caress this election. No good can come of it, and the poors will remain hosed forever and a day.
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May 5, 2015 16:56
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OwlFancier posted:The deputy PM is illegitimate, it isn't an MP. The deputy PM is legitimate, it's even more white bread than a Tory government.
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May 5, 2015 17:04
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Doccykins posted:Conservatives + Lib Dems won't get enough seats for a majority even with DUP help, Cameron is forced to resign after failure of the Queen's Speech, the country will go back to the polls and Boris will become Prime Minister by the end of the year hail satan scotland dig a big ditch along the border and get everyone to jump at the same time so we snap off like a kit kat
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May 5, 2015 17:19
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OwlFancier posted:Eating a hotdog with a fork is stupidly prim but my main concern is the fact that he appears to be trying to deepthroat the fork at the same time. Overcompensating to hide his dislocatable jaw and forked tongue.
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May 6, 2015 19:56
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Going to kill two birds with one stone, since there's a Greggs next door to my polling station. Voting SNP anyway.
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May 7, 2015 09:32
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THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:HEY GUYS PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS GOVERNMENT BUT BLEEP BLOOP DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT BE HAPPY. don't you know there are OTHER people dying so it's fine
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May 7, 2015 22:50
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gently caress me rigid, 34% swing in my constituency.
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May 8, 2015 02:31
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freebooter posted:Sorry but you can't really blame the young for being apathetic when FPTP and the House of Lords mean 90% of voters are effectively disenfranchised. And it's only going to get worse from here. For example, pretty much every young voter in Scotland is going to see how, even though we're essentially a single-party nation now, it's all for nought.
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May 8, 2015 10:28
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Hahaha get hosed Nige. I hope he's hounded into keeping his promise of standing down.
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May 8, 2015 10:36
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thespaceinvader posted:Or maybe Strine, I can do Strine. Leaving for Abbott's Australia due to Tories in power seems quite a lot like going from the frying pan to the fire.
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May 8, 2015 10:52
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Dennis Skinner Wielding a Length of Lead Pipe for lab leader.
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May 8, 2015 11:01
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serious gaylord posted:A poll conducted 3 days ago had the result exactly the same. Something rather significant has happened between then and now.
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May 8, 2015 11:25
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Rakosi posted:Is this gonna be like a World Cup TRP thread where all the plastics fade away when their side loses until the next one? Good. I was meaning to ask you, now that you got what you want, is the prospect of me living on the streets as funny as it was to you last night? Or all those people dying due to cuts that, according to you, just don't exist?
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May 8, 2015 11:32
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What I really want to know is would anything have changed if they had picked David over Ed.
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May 8, 2015 11:35
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Rakosi posted:Thats because i dont have to defend my vote to people who were showing the level of vitriol and hysteria that was being flung around the moment it look like Labour poo poo the bed, Lib Dems died and SNP caused it all. I'm sorry for being vitrolic. I should have calmly thanked you when you told me you don't care if I am forced from my home with your carefully thought out position of "I think the Tories are good for the country".
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May 8, 2015 11:50
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Rakosi posted:I have sympathy for that, but if I could choose either risking putting myself out on the street or risking putting 2 strangers out on the street, my family and friends and partner would take a dim view of it if I sacrificed myself. Maybe it is lovely Human nature but its not as cartoonishly evil as some hysterical leftist caricatures here are painting it. So what's the exchange rate of poor people's lives ruined, versus yours? How many people would you be OK with living on the street, compared to you doing the same?
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May 8, 2015 12:26
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V. Illych L. posted:the tories have managed to escape the brand of the Nasty Party in large part because of this "oooh we have to respect people" twaddle Yup. The whole attitude of "We have to give the same credence to both sides regardless of how ridiculous their ideas are" is why UKIP are such a thing too.
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May 8, 2015 12:39
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Total Meatlove posted:There's absolutely gently caress all chance we leave the EU. There's absolutely gently caress all chance we'll have a Tory majority.
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May 8, 2015 13:24
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Stick true to his name, throw Amos Moses into the swamp to attract alligators.
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May 8, 2015 15:37
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Rumda posted:gently caress Preston though. In the British Soviet Union, Preston becomes the Kazakhstan, where we just strip mine it, then drop nukes on it. And this is sentiment borne only from having to brave the 8th ring of hell known as Preston train station.
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May 8, 2015 17:01
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Angepain posted:I think you'll find that the mess we inherited where Labour spent all the money and there isn't any money left because the overspending and we need to tighten our belts and pay off our credit cards as we're all in this together and finish the job we started and when your stubby pencil is in the booth i'll be so pumped and bloody lively because we're getting the country back on track and making sure the wealth creators can boost the economy with their stubby pencils our brave soldiers fought and died for this country this union and with the mess we inherited and the hard working family we stop the reliance on benefits as a lifestyle and tough decisions and tough choices don't you dare I think it's right that tough choices the mess we inherited I think it's right that you pump my stubby pencil for the country is what I think is right when you're in the polling station pump it pump it up stubby pencil my stubby pencil pump me up hard working pump i'm lively i'm so bloody lively i'm lively i'm lively kill the disabled I want a dramatic reading of this over What a Wonderful World.
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May 8, 2015 17:28
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And on the giant rock these words appear: 'My name is Milibandias, PM of PMs: CONTROLS ON IMMIGRATION. Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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May 8, 2015 17:34
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Rakosi posted:It's nothing at all about being sympathetic, it's about strategising to appeal to left-leaning Tories. Sympathy is a luxury for the left at this point. Sympathy is only for the left because a main tenant of the right's philosophy is impoverishing and killing the most vulnerable in society.
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May 8, 2015 18:21
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Randler posted:What's the factual basis for the "Tories gonna kill themselves some sick people" outrage? Tories want to cut benefits of people who are incapable of work. With no money, people die.
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May 8, 2015 18:43
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Pork Pie Hat posted:Here you go Rakosi, you voted for a party that's responsible for this: But it was for the best in the long term, economically.
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May 8, 2015 18:57
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Rakosi posted:I'm sure Cameron himself instructed this person to be very poo poo at their job. The Tory government implemented the targets the DWP must follow to get an arbitrary number of people into work, forcing the DWP to lie and force people who are not fit to work to look for work, or face even more funding cuts.
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May 8, 2015 19:05
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Rakosi posted:I will You're betting on your own father's possible destitution and death at the hands of a government you voted for out of spite. You're a horrible human being.
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May 8, 2015 22:55
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that my father will not be taken off benefits in this government, providing (detail censored) documents to prove it, if everyone in this thread that disagrees will
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Pissflaps posted:i think GBH might be the better show though it's years since I watched that tbh. Dammit. Every time someone mentions it, I have to rewatch it. Robert Lindsay can make all the shite sitcoms he wants now, he's earned the right to slack after GBH.
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May 8, 2015 23:31
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OwlFancier posted:That's the funniest bit. Put THAT on Miliband's obelisk.
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May 8, 2015 23:43
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ronya posted:if they scrap (or at least severely weaken) the green belt around London (and set fire to the Tory sympathies of the CPRE forever) they'd solve the housing crisis in a pen-stroke There is no force on earth more persistent, annoying and debilitating than a Tory-voting NIMBY.
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May 9, 2015 09:31
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