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Kawasaki Nun posted:The nightbbefore I had a polygraph I read up about how they're about as accurate as flipping a coin. Didn't instill much confidence in the process when after I had finished the important questions I was informed I would be answering a series of "integrity" questions to measure my moral character Lol. I've taken and passed a few polys over the past decade. Last place I worked poly'd me twice before hiring. Took a poly few months ago for a position with CBP. Polygrapher sketched me out big time. He had long fingernails and seem to make a point of lightly scraping them on my arms while applying the polygraph poo poo. I passed, after 6 hours, but he wanted me to come back as he "saw deception in the morality section"... I said gently caress that and withdrew my app. I ain't gone time fo' that!
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KirbyKhan posted:Yes, but pay her no more than the standard rate for hookers in your area. gently caress that she is gonna pay me I'm choice cut grade A beef.
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 07:12 |
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ElMaligno posted:If ya are such a high quality beef them why the gently caress are you in a stripclub and why are you asking advice on how to gently caress on sa.com? gently caress that she's gonna pay me I'm two for one Steak-umms!
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 07:33 |
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elite_garbage_man posted:she wants to bring her friend who weighs almost as much as me (230) How tall is the 230lb'r? If she's over 6' 8" might be cool...
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elite_garbage_man posted:this is me Is she from a planet with a hostile environment and high gravity? I.e. A dense but shapely alien Princess?
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# ¿ May 9, 2015 08:11 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:
"And that's why you always leave a note."
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# ¿ May 11, 2015 04:14 |
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Professor Bling posted:Society is freaking me out. Which hipster do you most emulate? Move to Portland you douchnozzle. Btw the news has told me beards are full of poop. I shaved mine and flushed it down the toilet. You should do the same. In fact you should also shave your side burns above the ear, a la 80's hockey hair.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 03:52 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:I just told her I'd just stop shaving my happy trail as a compromise. My greatest fear is getting fat because I know at 31 it will only get harder to lose weight from here on out Horse-hockey! I'm 37 and I'm in the best shape of my life. It's only harder to lose weight because as you get older the hole called failure and despair inside you gets bigger and bigger and requires more beer and cheese to fill. So decide you have to remain in top shape so that when you finally go murderhappy you can still strangle, gouge, and bash with your hands once the bullets are gone, blades are dull, and bludgeons cracked.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 04:00 |
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bengy81 posted:Not gonna lie, I still fully hope for dicks on chicks when I click on the links.
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 03:23 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I'd suck her dick Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I'd suck her dick Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I'd suck her dick Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I'd suck her dick
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 03:55 |
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 03:57 |
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https://vimeo.com/album/2493721/video/66815385
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 04:06 |
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Here have a redhead on the tur-let
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 16:13 |
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 03:22 |
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terrez posted:
Way too fat, this is healthier body shape Edit; simulate banging her by stuffing fleshlight with chicken bones.
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# ¿ May 31, 2015 02:31 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I was like sure hoping there'd be a penis surprise in the last pic there Put all your hope in one hand and tranny cock in the other and see which fills up faster. Not trannys, but women's soccer... Lerouxxxxxxxxxx!
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