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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
grok is a stupid loving word.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
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Grimey Drawer
duzzy funlop, maybe you shouldn't have a girlfriend, maybe you should be slaying 20 year old poon poolside nightly.

zombie sorry your hawaii dream got lovely bro, definitely don't let them gently caress you like that.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Post them in the dogge thread immediately.

Edit: I spoke too soon.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty tempted to go find a job, do my job and never say a word about being a vet. Then when they inevitably treat me like poo poo and pull a fast one I can tell them to suck my dick, eat poo poo I'm a vet, flip double deuces, grab my balls and walk out. Then I peel out of the parking lot while blasting Slayer chugging a fifth of bourbon.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Jim Lahey is my spirit animal.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
The more I'm on the internet, the more I realize that by and large everyone is younger and far FAR stupider than me. Also they're all a bunch of thin skinned loving bitch faggots who should go suck start a shotgun because of how loving pathetic they are. Especially people that have nothing better to do with their lives than mod an internet forum. I can't wait for nuclear war, it's not coming fast enough.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

gently caress you got mine

also lol you're still in

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
We all wish we were war robots. With nuclear tipped robo dicks. We shall bring the end of the earth by loving.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 17:06 on May 8, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

world ends on sunday

start picking your armageddon playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTiWHnhMQzU

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Nuke this world. All the fat crybabies will just be fuel for the nuclear fire.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
You can only be famous if you show everyone your dong.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
The dogge can watch.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Spicy Guacamole posted:

:stare:

And that's why you don't show up unannounced.

Maybe she shouldn't be loving dogs :shrug:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

being white is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Professor Bling posted:

my civ rank is the equivalent of "suck my dick I got out"

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Join the Air Force: Get Raped

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
There's also no smiley ripping on a bong.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

what in the gently caress did i just read

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

i prefer the classroom.

you can't peep yoga buttes in an online class

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:nws:
http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162

quote:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

quote:

So beautiful.

quote:

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJTPfjKTZs

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Man i gotta fix my sleep schedule. Creeping later and later every night.

Same

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I see a nipple :jackbud:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I wonder if Katy Perry has seen that porn parody of herself.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
:fap::jackbud:

I would agree to being castrated if I could have bareback sex with Katy Perry, cum inside her, and on her tits multiple times.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Not a good start to today. I wake up and Cole is getting pissed off about Katy Perry, and shim hopefully doesn't get banned/probed for calling out the horse fucker. I've had about 3 hours of sleep also. gently caress you this day pisses me off suck my duck from the back. gently caress.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I can't tell emotions or whatever over the internet so I don't know why you're so angry or if you're even serious but I love you Cole, and all of you weirdo fucks. This is the closest I'll ever be to a bunch of strangers on the loving internet. Pette Monty for me :)

I'm serious.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
lol at ur face bitch

:owned:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

you're a loving dumbass

dunson'd

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I guess I should have kept all those seasons I pirated for my Afghan deployment :sigh:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I just did it, still works.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
And it's down.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

read the doom novel comic book

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
when the hell did having a gut become sexy? i know i'm getting old because i didn't even know this was a thing.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
huh....i just tried incognito mode and it worked again. weird.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Die Antwoord is basically African Insane Clown Posse

They're so loving weird but Yolandi has a rockin body, I'm so torn :ohdear:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
jesus loving christ, i decide to jump on facebook to see what my old iraq buddies are up to after like 3 months of not using it. i see a god drat cross with a good friend of mine's name on it. fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk gently caress everything. loving suck my loving dick this loving gay rear end world. loving killed himself and he wasn't even living far from me. god fuckign drat it i'm gonna get loving wasted tonight, gently caress everything. why the gently caress do people do this poo poo. why the gently caress do all us sadbrains fucks keep ventilating our skulls? god drat it i loving hate this lovely rear end world, gently caress you!

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Man seriously, like I said in the hangout chat last night if you have some buddies you haven't talked to in a long time loving give them a call, message them on Facebook. Whatever works, but for fucks sake get in touch. Most of my buddies that died were directly from the war, or freak accidents and poo poo like that afterwards. I guess I didn't ever think a good friend of mine would off himself, I'm still in disbelief about it :(

Not trying to be a downer right after a titty post. Send your buddies some titty pics and ask how they've been.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Stop making me feel loving old, I was on my second deployment by 2009 :suicide:

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