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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Badger of Basra posted:

why the gently caress is there a goddamn apostrophe in front of the k

Short for OK

The alternative would be 'Kay

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
The fact that tsa hates anime is perhaps the most compelling argument that anime is in fact good

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

that guy is just one of dnds most consistently bad posters

He is the Ted Rall of D&D

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
It's funny, I know that Zoux probably intentionally posts more abhorrent opinions than he really holds, but it's much harder to brush off than MIGF, because I can never be sure if he's faking or legit

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Playing a Hungarian-made game, Roma turn up in the plot, brace for impact

Turns out to be significantly less racist than 90% of EuroPol

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

icantfindaname posted:

has someone mentioned how lucas thought pedophilia was an interesting, compelling kind of relationship in that one interview with Spielberg yet? because that's a thing that happened

What

WHAT

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

man what is shmi dying of? being raped to death by sand people?

Sand People apparently think touching humans with their exposed skin will make them unclean

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

Oh no thought crime

Go gently caress yourself

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
No, it's not "had a pedophile in our movie", it's "It'd be kinda neat if our hero was a pedophile."
Which is a loving step beyond.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Like, the only story that isn't some kind of awful nightmare bullshit I can think of with a pedophile as a good guy is Drakengard

And even then said character sequestered himself in the woods away from children and never actually molested anyone

Jesus christ, Lucas

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6w0Q_vh2BI

drakengard is some next level anime poo poo

for reference to non-cool-kids, at this point the game went from dynasty-warriors-with-dragons to a really difficult rhythm based game

You motherfucker, I've tried to avoid spoilers for 3 for more than a year now

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

euphronius posted:

Lolita is one of the great works of 21 st century English fiction
Lol no gently caress Nabakov tho right thought crime

You're well on your way to edging out Zoux here

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

nutranurse posted:

omg just play the drat game and suffer with the rest of us at this point

I don't have any consoles, I'm watching the drat LP of it right now. :(

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Nintendo Kid posted:

"yeah," the hip English professor says, in a desperate bid to stay relevant, gesturing at his various treatises on Nabokov, "i guess you could call me a ‘lolicon,’ heh"

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

A Winner is Jew posted:

:dogbutton:

the original is amazing since kurtwood smith is doing some god tier villain acting with the character of clarence boddicker.

"can you fly bobby?"

I still say that line randomly out of context sometimes
A few months ago, I did it while visiting my parents and got a "Don't say that, I don't want to have to explain it to your sister"

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I think boxing is barbaric

I prefer the thinking man's sport, beyblade

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Sinnlos posted:

The good news is that I have consumed an absurd number of mojitos. The bad news is that I no longer have a knee. I really need to schedule a visit to the doctor.

Do you mean figuratively or literally

Because if it's the latter you should probably just buy a parrot and complete the image

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Spaceman Future! posted:

slam whale pickup league

I think I was the only skinny girl in anime club, and I have serious hormone issues

That aside, fuk u

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Who wants to admit embarrassing things they did as a teenager

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
VS not permitted, he does that all the time anyway

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I participated in collaborative Touhou fanfiction on a 'chan offshoot site

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I also wrote erotic fiction for furries for money, which still is several orders of magnitude less sleazy than Spaceman Future's

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
When I was 17 I online-dated a furry metalhead from the UK because he was clever & funny & didn't care about what I looked like IRL, or even wanted to know. It turned out this was because he was 3 years younger than me and was like some kind of chav version of Fishmech
That's also how I ended up with my side source of income

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

PupsOfWar posted:

all those RC robot-battle shows are bad because the most boring robots always win

what's the point of all that fancy robotics if the route to victory is to just build a kinda tough box on wheels

A wedge on wheels, thank you very much

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Spaceman Future! posted:

traps sprung(s)

Do you want me to add "watched Battlebots" to my list of embarrassing teenager things

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Things I learned from working for furries:
    There are furries in the Secret Service
    Some furries are actually pretty okay
    None of the pretty okay ones ever commission you
    Eventually you stop working for furries because of the above

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

Did any of them call you "moralfag" if you refused to draw poo poo like furry rape

Fiction. Yes, furries will pay for that.

Also, you're assuming way too much integrity on my part

I mostly only said no to content if it was along the lines of scat or vore or (no joke, actually requested once) :nms:underage furries being kidnapped raped and impregnated, then sent to meat processing plant:nms:, but I would look at their profile pages and make fun of them if they complained about FEMINISTS and minorities, which got a lot more saltiness



PupsOfWar posted:

SFT you caint just drop that kinda bomb and not leave any deets

One of my clients bragged about her furry BF being in the secret service, and he posted going "STOP TELLING EVERYONE"

Anyway it's late and I'm tired, night all

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Vore as in Carni or Herbi or Omni

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Spaceman Future! posted:

p sure vore as in dudes who get off on being eaten by cartoons

No poo poo

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm not explaining it to you because much like the stuff I used to write you are a disgusting fiction created for the edification of a sad nerd

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Is sex cool? I heard it was icky and gross.

My personal anecdotes don't paint a particularly good picture of it.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I did back when it happened, yes

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Lol, people legit expressing "Maybe he's not so bad after all" about Santorum

smfh

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I go from alabaster to light maroon depending on how much my skin decides it hates me

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

My Imaginary GF posted:

I'll die. People die.

These two aren't really relevant to eachother

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
My black roommate keeps slipping British words into his speech and talking about Dr. Who, it's getting distressing

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Like, is he turning into an angloboo or something please advise

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
No, that was Weedy Guy, who is white and weighs maybe 15 pounds more than I do

Black roommate is fat & tall and talks anime with me and is other than this recent Dr. Who thing a pretty good guy

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Hot drat, I finally fixed the router and Muttering Obama Global Warming guy just gave me 25 bucks of his $200 internet debt

Today is a good day

Edit: He also apologized for being a dick the other night
REALLY good day

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Raskolnikov38 posted:

John Cena is dead to me


I mean he already was because he sucks but more so now

Wrestling fans are at about the same level as anime fans on the nerd hierarchy these days

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