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Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

# ? May 3, 2015 07:45

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:23

nonazis: The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

you could visit a therapist anyway.

# ? May 3, 2015 07:54

Swizzbutt

good analysis, reminiscent of a therapist

# ? May 3, 2015 08:15

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

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# ? May 3, 2015 08:33

bacalou

pomp x's out of the "dick in a box" YouTube page in disgust. thumbs loving down.

# ? May 3, 2015 08:37

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

lol

# ? May 3, 2015 09:20

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

surgeons are good unboxers

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? May 3, 2015 14:16

City of Glompton

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? May 3, 2015 16:26

Bwee

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

# ? May 3, 2015 16:29

Mapparu

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

# ? May 3, 2015 16:52

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Un-boxing is a lesser known sport in which two contestants enter a ring and punch themselves repeatedly while circling each other on their tip toes. The loser is considered "boxed" when they collapse to the mat and remain motionless while a referee counts down from ten to one.

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? May 3, 2015 23:12

Pedantra: by Lowtax

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

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# ? May 3, 2015 23:26

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"hey youtube, i bought this thing off amazon!"

[struggles opening the box one handed for 3 whole minutes]

"yep, it's that thing i ordered off amazon! this is so neat and cool! like and subscribe!"

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# ? May 4, 2015 00:23

problematic hug

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

# ? May 4, 2015 01:53

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

Yobgoblin posted:

"hey youtube, i bought this thing off amazon!"

[struggles opening the box one handed for 3 whole minutes]

"yep, it's that thing i ordered off amazon! this is so neat and cool! like and subscribe!"

the katana opening vid was v cool

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

_{_{thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av}}

# ? May 4, 2015 01:57

Miss Psychosis

Pomp posted:

if i wanted an adult to slowly break open something that's been carefully consolidated and compartmentalized i could just visit a therapist

# ? May 4, 2015 02:00

Al Borland: by XyloJW

I think hugging is not stupid as a positive thing to add to this thread.

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# ? May 4, 2015 02:01

joke_explainer

Al Borland posted:

I think hugging is not stupid as a positive thing to add to this thread.

Oh, hey. Al Borland's back.

# ? May 4, 2015 02:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:23

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

*turns camera on*
ok lets go ahead and see what's in this bad boy
*opens iphone box*
steve jobs did a really good job making this box wow this is a special box

# ? May 4, 2015 18:09

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