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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
BYOB was not very helpful about this. Full disclosure: I think I love soldiers more than cops, even though I think it's possible that cops have a harder job. The fact is there's just something about defending our freedoms that I love, and also the devil may care attitude and camaraderie that I hear soldiers have. I can also imagine loving a soldier lady, but to be honest, whenever I imagine loving a cop lady, it seems like it would be pretty boring and she might just spend the whole time rolling her eyes and telling me I'm not doing it right. A soldier lady would just go with it, I think, because even if I'm terrible, I'm sure she's seen worse.

On the other hand, I feel like propaganda does a better job at making soldiers look better. Like it's still possible to find a movie or TV show that portrays a soldier as a heroic and fundamentally noble person, whereas all cop shows nowadays have to feature flawed people that are secret drug addicts or cheating on their wives. So maybe I'm biased? I would hate to think I'm just following along with whatever society tells me.

The truth is I don't really know much about either. I suppose I think I would probably do a couple of tours in a war zone than face mortal danger day-in, day-out as a cop for years and years and years. It's pretty admirable to put yourself on the line like that, not just for a few months or years, but for a lifetime, no matter what it does to your soul. However, even taking that into account, I still can't bring myself to love cops as much as I love soldiers.

I guess in the end, love isn't about *should* anyway, so the title of the thread isn't quite right. I would just like to know if there's anything I'm missing that might make me love LEOs more, or whether maybe there's a way I could even love soldiers more (not likely). Thank you for your time.

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The Pope
Feb 18, 2007
:firstpost:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Why do you have a problem with doing drugs and promiscuity?

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Bisexuality is your best option here.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
i didn't read your post but i agree a porn about a cop pulling over a soldier and them showing their mutual admiration on the side of the road will do gangbuster business

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

Ask me about my knives
If you're white, pick cops. If you're a minority, there's no right answer.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why do you have a problem with doing drugs and promiscuity?

I'm just providing examples. I don't have a problem with those particular things but usually when movie/t.v. cops do them, they're supposed to be considered not admirable.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

why not have the best of both worlds op and love military police

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Kiryen posted:

Bisexuality is your best option here.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
i'm an authoritarian asexual, me

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Bolow posted:

why not have the best of both worlds op and love military police

In the byob thread someone said that military police also do regular military stuff, I didn't know that. I thought they just did police stuff, but they did the police things to and with soldiers instead of civilians.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
OP, I feel like you're asking us to figure out whether you prefer cocks or dicks. Cocks and dicks are very similar. They are both really, really hard all the time (or pretend to be), both are biggest you've ever seen (there are no small cocks or small dicks!!), both are quite veiny, and they're always sweaty for some reason. Also, each claims to gently caress lots of pussies, but what they won't admit is that they also love to gently caress assholes.

I mean, really, they're the same thing.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Sailors are the best lays.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
i'll be ur gunny human being

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

i'll be ur gunny human being

the gunny human being of my heart :kimchi:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
bloop

Zeris fucked around with this message at 14:53 on May 12, 2015

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm extremely surprised that BYOB was not helpful, personally.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Anything is better than firefighters, hth

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
you can love me op

more specifically, love my dick from the back

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Should've asked D&D instead of BYOB imo

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Should've asked D&D instead of BYOB imo

"If I was in an elevator with a cop and a soldier and a GIP and had a gun with 2 bullets, I would shoot the GIP poster twice"

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Zeris posted:

"If I was in an elevator with a cop and a soldier and a GIP and had a gun with 2 bullets, I would shoot the GIP poster twice"

Same

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Zeris posted:

"If I was in an elevator with a cop and a soldier and a GIP and had a gun with 2 bullets, I would shoot the GIP poster twice"

I would shoot myself in the head, twice

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



That's why you have two bullets: in case the first doesn't work.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

I would shoot myself in the head, twice

I figured you would just make the weapon safe and turn it in to your supervisor.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

Anything is better than ems, hth

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Cops kill more minorities nowadays so them.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Soldiers easily. While the last 20 years they have been nothing more than an aggressive arm of ever expanding American Imperialism that have done nothing to defend Freedom that's not really their fault. Cops on the other hand have a direct hand in the policies and standards that allow them to murder minorities.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

USMC503 posted:

Cops kill more minorities nowadays so them.

:nallears:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

:nallears:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:nallears:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

:mensch:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:dogge:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
no MINE was the correct one

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

no MINE was the correct one

:dogge:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Volume posted:

Soldiers easily. While the last 20 years they have been nothing more than an aggressive arm of ever expanding American Imperialism that have done nothing to defend Freedom that's not really their fault. Cops on the other hand have a direct hand in the policies and standards that allow them to murder minorities.

how many terror attacks have happened on american soil ever since we turned the middle east and central asia into a huge playground for muj to go to allah?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

how many terror attacks have happened on american soil ever since we turned the middle east and central asia into a huge playground for muj to go to allah?

Drones are the true heroes

All hail war robots

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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Volume posted:

Soldiers easily. While the last 20 years they have been nothing more than an aggressive arm of ever expanding American Imperialism that have done nothing to defend Freedom that's not really their fault. Cops on the other hand have a direct hand in the policies and standards that allow them to murder minorities.

You're adorable.

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