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Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
How much more would you love me if I marched in goosestep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kNeKVof1Oo

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005



second gunman

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
both are terrible people atleast soliders usually realize it and get out

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Spacman posted:

How much more would you love me if I marched in goosestep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kNeKVof1Oo

let me fix your loving post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiOW0A0qrmA

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
I stand corrected

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
This thread actually helps me a lot

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

What about a Renegade Soldier who turns into a Cop that doesn't obey the rules?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
What about a renegade soldier who shoots at cops :madmax:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

MurderBot posted:

What about a Renegade Soldier who turns into a Cop that doesn't obey the rules?

Your just described half of the National Guard

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

What about a renegade soldier who shoots at cops :madmax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a7Yy4Ay4QI

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Thank god this was a loving rambo reference or I would've been very disappointed

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
The thing with love is, the person you love doesn't have to be good. You love them, not only in spite of their flaws, but actually because of their flaws, so dumb arguments over who kills the most or who's the most objectionable aren't going to help anyone decide. For it to really be love, and not just infatuation though, it has to be at least somewhat reciprocated, so I guess an important question is who loves me more: cops or soldiers?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

dogcrash truther posted:

The thing with love is, the person you love doesn't have to be good. You love them, not only in spite of their flaws, but actually because of their flaws, so dumb arguments over who kills the most or who's the most objectionable aren't going to help anyone decide. For it to really be love, and not just infatuation though, it has to be at least somewhat reciprocated, so I guess an important question is who loves me more: cops or soldiers?

cops

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
If you marry me so I can get that sweet sweet BAH, move out of the barracks, and buy a mustang at 20% interest I'll love you the most (soldier).

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Mike-o posted:

If you marry me so I can get that sweet sweet BAH, move out of the barracks, and buy a mustang at 20% interest I'll love you the most (soldier).

20% interest? that's a loving steal dude, you better get 2

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Volume posted:

Soldiers easily. While the last 20 years they have been nothing more than an aggressive arm of ever expanding American Imperialism that have done nothing to defend Freedom that's not really their fault. Cops on the other hand have a direct hand in the policies and standards that allow them to murder minorities.

I like this. Freedom really isnt our fault. We are just dumb kids who couldnt get into college, so we took the "gently caress korean prostitutes" path.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I love you OP.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I love you OP.

Are you a soldier or a cop. This is important.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Mike-o posted:

What about a renegade soldier who shoots at cops :madmax:



Rest in power, Chocolate Rambo.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
someone pls post that photoshop with dorner in heaven and darren wilson on the ground, maybe zimmerman was in it too?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

someone pls post that photoshop with dorner in heaven and darren wilson on the ground, maybe zimmerman was in it too?

gently caress YOUR TABLES

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

dogcrash truther posted:

Are you a soldier or a cop. This is important.

I don't remember.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

someone pls post that photoshop with dorner in heaven and darren wilson on the ground, maybe zimmerman was in it too?



Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
:tipshat:

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
Sorry for the bump but I know this thread (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3725029) is full of posts that are supposed to make me love soldiers less but really it makes me love them more.

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
GiP only loves dogs

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
and butts

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
:tutbutt:

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Help me decide whether I should love dogs or butts more

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sir Lucius posted:

Help me decide whether I should love dogs or butts more

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I don't think that's helping.

a cloth map
Oct 29, 2011

No thanks. I'm a Government man.

dogcrash truther posted:

Sorry for the bump but I know this thread (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3725029) is full of posts that are supposed to make me love soldiers less but really it makes me love them more.

Dogs are better.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

why would you do this? no no no

:dogbutton:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!




I just can't decide. :ohdear:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spicy Guacamole posted:

I just can't decide. :ohdear:

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Who does better kick flips and ollies cops or soldiers?

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