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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Full report: https://nfllabor.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/investigative-and-expert-reports-re-footballs-used-during-afc-championsh.pdf

The big takeaway:

quote:

"It is more probable than not that the Patriots personnel participated in violations of the Playing Rules."

And also that Brady most likely exchanged autographed memorabilia in exchange for having an equipment guy deflated balls for him.

Also, also he refused to let the investigators look at his phone.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

We need mcmagic in here STAT.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Pats fans ridiculous defense team, ASSEMBLE!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

It was all that Tom Brady's fault, everyone knows that. If he had the ball inflated like he was supposed to, they would have won anyways. Tom Brady should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Would you like a cookie, son?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.



lol

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Any one acting like this is going to be hard to defend clearly doesn't know Patriots fans well enough. Not only am I delusional and capable of spinning anything in my head, I'm loving great at it.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Brady signed a jersey for the guy who was deflating the balls and he texted back and forth with the other equipment guy constantly

oh my god I love this report

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

@Sportsbook_com: Line for Pats/Steelers NFL kick off has been closed following NFL's deflategate report

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Looks like Tom Brady was very nice to some subordinates who took advantage of his kindness, what jerks those equipment managers are

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
thread title should be: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
* x3

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

AsInHowe posted:

Looks like Tom Brady was very nice to some subordinates who took advantage of his kindness, what jerks those equipment managers are



Ehud posted:

@Sportsbook_com: Line for Pats/Steelers NFL kick off has been closed following NFL's deflategate report

lol

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
WEEI is replaying the Brady interview from right after the game and it's pretty great.

http://v6.player.abacast.net/2099

They are also taking calls

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Patriots' lawyers wouldn't even tell McNally that Ted Wells wanted a follow-up interview, YES YES YES

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The report has 4 references to Uggs in it.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Crimson Sox posted:

thread title should be: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon

yeah I kind of agree but I wanted to make sure everyone knew they cheated even if they didn't click the thread

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This is zooming up the trendlist on Twitter and about every 10th tweet is someone demanding the Patriots lose their Super Bowl win. Guys, if they're not gonna vacate a Super Bowl win for stealing signals, they're not gonna vacate a Super Bowl win for this poo poo. Brady would've won either way, I think he's just one of those guys who needs to have his 'edge' like it's a superstition.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I hope Belichick cuts him for this.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Burger Trench posted:

Patriots' lawyers wouldn't even tell McNally that Ted Wells wanted a follow-up interview, YES YES YES



oh yeah that will help matters hahaha

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

WEEI is hilarious right now http://v6.player.abacast.net/2099

they're arguing the weather defense still

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Cruel and Unusual posted:

I hope Belichick cuts him for this.

I hope so too, and the Lions pick him up like they should have in 2000.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

After SpyGate the Pats went 16-0. After this they will go 16-0 and face gently caress the league again. Sorry guys.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I hate the Pats and this is funny, and I will roll around in the info like human catnip. But at the end of the day, this is "cheating" akin to using too much stickum or smacking an earhole, it's nothing that should hurt his legacy.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

After SpyGate the Pats went 16-0. After this they will go 16-0 and face gently caress the league again. Sorry guys.

Hopefully this thing stays around long enough for me to pick up some Tom Brady autographs on the cheap

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Eltoasto posted:

I hate the Pats and this is funny, and I will roll around in the info like human catnip. But at the end of the day, this is "cheating" akin to using too much stickum or smacking an earhole, it's nothing that should hurt his legacy.

Yeah this is George Brett level cheating.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Not really surprised. Has Brady commented on the report yet?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Pretty damning evidence for the seventh most evil team in the league. I expect a signed apology Lombardi delivered to Richard Sherman's doorstep.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

After SpyGate the Pats went 16-0. After this they will go 16-0 and face gently caress the league again. Sorry guys.

if it ends the same way then I'm fine with that

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

I hate the Pats and this is funny, and I will roll around in the info like human catnip. But at the end of the day, this is "cheating" akin to using too much stickum or smacking an earhole, it's nothing that should hurt his legacy.

But imagine all of the cheating we HAVEN'T caught yet...

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

Burger Trench posted:

Patriots' lawyers wouldn't even tell McNally that Ted Wells wanted a follow-up interview, YES YES YES



The 5th followup interview. He had already done 4 interviews, but when they asked for another, Kraft said he has a full time job elsewhere and to stop bugging them.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

The Pats loving rule

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Stuff probably happened glad we got to the bottom of this one.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Put the NFL in charge of the actual Benghazi investigation

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
How is the big takeaway not this?

quote:

We do not believe that the evidence supports a conclusion that there was any deliberate effort by the Patriots to circumvent the NFL‟s Playing Rules with respect to the kicking balls used during the AFC Championship Game.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Alter Ego posted:

How is the big takeaway not this?

Brady, Patriots smear campaign

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

There is more info in the report that practice balls ended up in a game waaaaaaaaay back in 2004 as well.



Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Alter Ego posted:

How is the big takeaway not this?

That's the kicking ball, not the balls Brady was using.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alter Ego posted:

How is the big takeaway not this?

Because that's just the kicking balls where they were alleged to have what? swapped a non-standard ball in right?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Pats are DIIIIGGGGGIN IN:

kraft posted:

What is not highlighted in the text of the report is that three of the Colts’ four footballs measured by at least one official were under the required psi level. As far as we are aware, there is no comparable data available from any other game because, in the history of the NFL, psi levels of footballs have never been measured at halftime, in any climate. If they had been, based on what we now know, it is safe to assume that every cold-weather game was played with under inflated footballs. As compelling a case as the Wells Report may try to make, I am going to rely on the factual evidence of numerous scientists and engineers rather than inferences from circumstantial evidence.

link sorry: http://www.patriots.com/news/2015/05/06/statement-new-england-patriots-chairman-and-ceo-robert-kraft-wells-report

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Lieutenant Centaur
Oct 17, 2010

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon
Can this be renamed to Probablygate

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