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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
if the flame sucks im going to probe you

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brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Can't hear you over my working nvidia drivers czechmate loonixailures :smug:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Can't hear you over my working nvidia drivers czechmate loonixailures :smug:

you cant hear because your lovely nvidia card is making your fan run at hyperspeed trying to stop your computer from blowing up

using linux is insult enough, no need to kick a man when theyre down

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Linux is to operating systems what McDonalds is to gourmet cooking. Use FreeBSD.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Can't hear you over my working nvidia drivers czechmate loonixailures :smug:

doesn't mean much, linux users don't hear anything at all

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

youre a linux user

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
q: how come you'll never see a linux user on a golf course??
a: because they can't find a working driver!!! and they're poor.

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
what do Linux users do in their free time? moderate dying forums.

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Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
linux is only free if your time isnt very valuable at all

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
how can you tell someone is a unix admin??? he might have a beard and is old because unix systems are not common anymore

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

q: how come you'll never see a linux user on a golf course??
a: because they can't find a working driver!!! and they're poor.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
gently caress u pram

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Linux can piss on my rear end

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*touches the pan* WOW! THIS IS GETTING HOT! SOme serious ZINGERS ITT WOW!

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
soz i just started using fedora with gnome 3 and i like it . no comlpaints here

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Flat Daddy posted:

soz i just started using fedora with gnome 3 and i like it . no comlpaints here

:tipshat:

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

Linux on Steam is back to under 1.0% market-share?? oh, right, GTA V is out now

how are those $5,000.00 USD Steam Machines with $10.00 video drivers running a $0.00 SteamOS looking like, again?

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

pretty good

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

tune

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

med school head
Apr 17, 2012

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

win

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
:sweep:

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

:drat:

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

:monocle:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
the linux mascot is a penguin, because it's for the birds!

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Cocoa Crispies posted:

linux is a 32 bit operating system for 16 bit phones running 8 bit game emulators 4 bit coin enthusiasts with 2 bits in their pocket that can't stand 1 bit of working software

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Can't hear you over my working nvidia drivers czechmate loonixailures :smug:

lol more like can't hear you because your sound drivers are broken

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

luser

Papes
Apr 13, 2010

There's always something at the bottom of the bag.
why do Linux users love going to buffets?




because they love doing things that are more suited for servers

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
chrome OS is a Linux. hth OP

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

time ain't money if all u got is time

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Q: what's a linux users favourite unicode symbol?

A: 💩, because they sure love typing poo poo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

quote:

2 sounds at the same time, man
                       /

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Jonny 290 posted:

                       /



"you don't need a million threads to play two sounds at the same time"

"the type of subsystem that runs on a pos like this does"

GoldenTeeth
Jun 3, 2013

I'm the pensive looking one on the left. That's me. I'm doing serious business in there. Look at me go.
linux user tells me he knows bare hard mans

only mans a linux user knows is manual pages LOL

sub for more ghetto computer humour

Max Facetime
Apr 18, 2009

Linux user so fat he don't fit in his '95 Linux symposium t-shirt no more

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

Max Facetime posted:

Linux user so fat he don't fit in his '95 Linux symposium t-shirt no more

if only a linux bit word size expanded as rapidly as a linux user waist line, linux would rule the wrold

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a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

pee-pee doo-doo linux bad windows good mac osx also bad :smuggo:

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