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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
post reasons why you are cool
examples could include:

-do gangsta handshakes with people including in a professional environment
-drug wisdom
-don't pay attention to sell-by dates
-skip eating veg and go straight to ice cream

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
my submission: the fact that i forgot the thread tag

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Full-Bodied Flavor

i take the stairs next to the escalator

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:

i take the stairs next to the escalator

that's a really good one actually, v cool

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
- a devil-may-care approach to sunscreen lotion and shoe choices

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Hats? Forget that poo poo. I'm on the forefront of shaving parts of your head to look like a hat. When someone compliments me on my hairstyle, I just loudly sigh.

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kuskus

i ride my bike w/o touching handle bars

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
I can speak with nature

Scaly Haylie

i'm a wizard

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
I sit down when I pee

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
I pour my cereal first, then the milk

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
I'm not cool (this makes me cool in a humble but effortless way)

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Enjoy Every Sandvich
I interlock my fingers, stretching them forward in front of me until they make a satisfying crackle, then say "hell yeah!" Right before I hit post.

Shades on if I'm feeling more rad than usual.

ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
i smoke menthol cigarettes

smoobles

-call my mom a lot
-I don't drink on weekdays
-cook my lunches for the whole week on the weekend

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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

smoobles posted:

-call my mom a lot
-I don't drink on weekdays
-cook my lunches for the whole week on the weekend

teach me your ways

smoobles

ham_sanitizer posted:

teach me your ways

i was just getting started... here's some even cooler things to do:

-read a book at night instead of watching TV
-carpool or take public transit
-learn how to cook indian food
-walk shelter dogs on your lunch break (most shelters need volunteers)

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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

smoobles posted:

i was just getting started... here's some even cooler things to do:

-read a book at night instead of watching TV
-carpool or take public transit
-learn how to cook indian food
-walk shelter dogs on your lunch break (most shelters need volunteers)

this is too much...i'll never make it...

Digital Fingers

I do A LOT of stretching in public places. It's my way of showing people how relaxed I can be and i'm always limbered up and ready to go if anyone wants to invite me to a party or even just shoot the poo poo with me over a cup of coffee.

Digital Fingers

On fridays I like to hangout around the liquor store in the mini mall next to my house while wearing my budweiser shirt and a smoking cigar.

Maybe a person decides they bought more beer than they can drink by themselves, maybe they decide that the guy wearing a beer shirt enjoys beer as well, maybe the cigar signals to them that i'm one of the rare people they can hold a mature conversation with, maybe i'm drinking for free every friday night!!! ha

roikun777

hedgehog's dilemma
I don't drink or do any drugs.

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Enjoy Every Sandvich
I drink and do many drugs.

sudaphedrine
-run a community garden
-volunteer at the soup kitchen
-give underprivileged youths the gift of dungeons & dragons

sudaphedrine
-lovingly scrapbook my nieces and nephews
-bring macaroni salad to the police fair

les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
- never kiss and tell
- never kiss either, except french

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Cyber Dog

les fleurs du mall posted:

- never kiss and tell
- never kiss either, except french

nice. this reminds me, i am "69 only" (cool thing)

e: i kiss and do everything below 69 on the sex scale

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