post reasons why you are cool examples could include: -do gangsta handshakes with people including in a professional environment -drug wisdom -don't pay attention to sell-by dates -skip eating veg and go straight to ice cream |
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# ? May 13, 2015 00:46 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:56 |
my submission: the fact that i forgot the thread tag
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# ? May 13, 2015 00:46 |
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i take the stairs next to the escalator |
# ? May 13, 2015 00:52 |
Full-Bodied Flavor posted:i take the stairs next to the escalator that's a really good one actually, v cool ---------------- |
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:01 |
- a devil-may-care approach to sunscreen lotion and shoe choices
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:02 |
Hats? Forget that poo poo. I'm on the forefront of shaving parts of your head to look like a hat. When someone compliments me on my hairstyle, I just loudly sigh.
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# ? May 13, 2015 01:31 |
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i ride my bike w/o touching handle bars |
# ? May 13, 2015 01:56 |
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I can speak with nature
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# ? May 13, 2015 03:56 |
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i'm a wizard |
# ? May 13, 2015 04:14 |
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# ? May 13, 2015 04:26 |
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I sit down when I pee |
# ? May 13, 2015 05:28 |
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I pour my cereal first, then the milk |
# ? May 13, 2015 05:44 |
I'm not cool (this makes me cool in a humble but effortless way)
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# ? May 13, 2015 05:44 |
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I interlock my fingers, stretching them forward in front of me until they make a satisfying crackle, then say "hell yeah!" Right before I hit post. Shades on if I'm feeling more rad than usual. |
# ? May 13, 2015 14:39 |
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i smoke menthol cigarettes |
# ? May 13, 2015 14:47 |
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-call my mom a lot -I don't drink on weekdays -cook my lunches for the whole week on the weekend ---------------- |
# ? May 13, 2015 14:51 |
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smoobles posted:-call my mom a lot teach me your ways |
# ? May 13, 2015 14:52 |
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ham_sanitizer posted:teach me your ways i was just getting started... here's some even cooler things to do: -read a book at night instead of watching TV -carpool or take public transit -learn how to cook indian food -walk shelter dogs on your lunch break (most shelters need volunteers) ---------------- |
# ? May 13, 2015 14:56 |
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smoobles posted:i was just getting started... here's some even cooler things to do: this is too much...i'll never make it... |
# ? May 13, 2015 15:01 |
I do A LOT of stretching in public places. It's my way of showing people how relaxed I can be and i'm always limbered up and ready to go if anyone wants to invite me to a party or even just shoot the poo poo with me over a cup of coffee.
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# ? May 13, 2015 15:07 |
On fridays I like to hangout around the liquor store in the mini mall next to my house while wearing my budweiser shirt and a smoking cigar. Maybe a person decides they bought more beer than they can drink by themselves, maybe they decide that the guy wearing a beer shirt enjoys beer as well, maybe the cigar signals to them that i'm one of the rare people they can hold a mature conversation with, maybe i'm drinking for free every friday night!!! ha
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# ? May 13, 2015 15:25 |
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I don't drink or do any drugs. |
# ? May 13, 2015 17:14 |
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I drink and do many drugs. |
# ? May 13, 2015 17:28 |
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-run a community garden -volunteer at the soup kitchen -give underprivileged youths the gift of dungeons & dragons |
# ? May 13, 2015 17:32 |
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-lovingly scrapbook my nieces and nephews -bring macaroni salad to the police fair |
# ? May 13, 2015 17:34 |
- never kiss and tell - never kiss either, except french ---------------- |
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# ? May 13, 2015 18:36 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:56 |
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les fleurs du mall posted:- never kiss and tell nice. this reminds me, i am "69 only" (cool thing) e: i kiss and do everything below 69 on the sex scale |
# ? May 13, 2015 18:41 |