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let me lay down what i like to call Street Law AKA the Law of the Streets, street law is a way of life, a way of life you live on the streets. a street is a public road in a settlement typically with houses and buildings on one or both sides; it is here where we respect Street Law.  if you dont have natural Street Smarts here's a few basic but critical Street Laws that will stop you becoming just another street victim street statistic. if you cant handle these then stay in school forever because outside you will probably die. 1) Dont mess with signs, traffic lights, the pavement etc if you mess with the street the street is going to mess with you, respect the street and you will be looked after by the street. 2) Never be seen sitting sitting is a sign of weakness, don't let these streets see you weak, lying down is a big no-no a real idiot move. 3) Respect e.g. without crossings we would be trapped on one block forever, im thankful for crossings and so should you. leaning is okay. 4) 3 points of contact with the street at all times if you allow yourself to become disconnected from te street you'll soon be dead, deserved imho 5) don't not step on the cracks for more than 4 or 5 steps if the streets see you do this they will think you are avoiding the cracks and they will turn on you, dont step on more cracks they will notice this too if you have any other suggestions for more Laws of the Street aka Street Law please post them. treasure bear fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 14, 2015 |
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Always be polite and don't start poo poo you don't have to.
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May 14, 2015 23:23
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Be awesome to each other.
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May 14, 2015 23:23
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i can get down w this |
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May 14, 2015 23:25
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if you're ont he street and you feel a coming street surge hold onto the nearest building, close your eyes and say the street prayer
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May 14, 2015 23:26
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i think ive broken the street law |
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May 14, 2015 23:27
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1) Don't gently caress the street. 2) Don't. Don't gently caress it. 3) If you gently caress the street, don't talk about it. 4) You can tell your friends. 5) It's ok to gently caress the street. |
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May 14, 2015 23:29
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this is pretty advanced street law becuaes while it is okay to gently caress the street it is also not okay and many cant tell the difference
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May 14, 2015 23:31
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my friend is a attorney at street law, for me its just a hobby and a way of life, street law life
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May 14, 2015 23:34
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deputize me cheif. i'm ready... |
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May 14, 2015 23:37
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...tia |
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May 14, 2015 23:37
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if your going to do graffiti on the street learn fading and respect copyright
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May 14, 2015 23:39
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I'm a street juror. I say whether you committed street crimes. |
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May 14, 2015 23:42
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cumts regime of street justice employs only loose cannon cops, but he gets results, damnit |
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May 14, 2015 23:42
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I'm a street citizen, i respect the street laws and the street respects my personal boundaries
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May 14, 2015 23:44
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I'm reading this sitting down on a bus stop and I look at my feet while stepping on a crack. How can redeem myself? |
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May 15, 2015 00:40
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Mapparu posted:I'm reading this sitting down on a bus stop and I look at my feet while stepping on a crack. How can redeem myself? oh boy
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May 15, 2015 00:42
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Cumt posted:let me lay down what i like to call Street Law AKA the Law of the Streets, street law is a way of life, a way of life you live on the streets. a street is a public road in a settlement typically with houses and buildings on one or both sides; it is here where we respect Street Law. lol |
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May 15, 2015 00:49
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streets tend to find noises soothing so be sure to talk loudly into your cellphone at all times especially when standing still amongst other streeters people using the street are called streeters |
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May 15, 2015 00:51
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If you offend the street, go out of your way to walk in the uneven parts, like bumps and potholes. The street will understand everyone makes mistakes, and it'll appreciate the gesture. Just don't push it, buddy. Grass growing out of the street is NOT OKAY to eat, avert your eyes and don't talk about it ---------------- |
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May 15, 2015 00:53
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but make sure not to yell at the street because that can make it self conscious |
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May 15, 2015 00:53
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the street is alive, it's like a living breathing organism with a beating heart but not actually alive because that would be wierd
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May 15, 2015 00:56
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stick gum on the street, you get beat stick gum in the trash, you get cash stick gum on me? you'll see...
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May 15, 2015 00:59
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can't respect street law? you better step off, punk.
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May 15, 2015 01:02
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if you find chicken, steak, etc. on the street, DON'T eat it! there was a saying back in my home town, "don't eat street meat dumb rear end" that's what they told me when i ate it at least... |
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May 15, 2015 01:04
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you should step off the sidewalk into maybe a park or wooded area or the sea which is not the streets if you've going to be a drat Street Fool
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May 15, 2015 01:04
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don't touch the street in its bathing suit area
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May 15, 2015 01:44
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if you talk to the street and it doesnt talk back dont worry its just exercising its right to remain silent
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May 15, 2015 02:22
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bicyclists are the enemy |
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May 15, 2015 02:25
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bicyclists respect no law, least of all Street Law |
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May 15, 2015 02:25
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The first two times you break street law you get street probation where everyone makes cracks about your mother.
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May 15, 2015 02:34
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Snitches get beaten until they are in need of stitches, however.
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May 15, 2015 02:35
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street law, aka-47 |
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May 15, 2015 02:51
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beware, for smart mouthed bebop bitches walk the street.
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May 15, 2015 02:59
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dogcrash truther posted:1) Don't gently caress the street. |
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May 15, 2015 03:08
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the street needs law because the street is life, and life is a sacred law, therefore we must have street law.
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May 15, 2015 03:10
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I don't believe it is ok to gently caress the street, it seems like a good way to get a dirty penis or vagina.
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May 15, 2015 03:13
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May 15, 2015 03:19
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What I need is some ladies with some drilldophilia.
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May 15, 2015 03:20
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zidane13 posted:agyrophilia is what its called Na girl, I'm on that mac and cheese diet. ---------------- |
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