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let me lay down what i like to call Street Law AKA the Law of the Streets, street law is a way of life, a way of life you live on the streets. a street is a public road in a settlement typically with houses and buildings on one or both sides; it is here where we respect Street Law. if you dont have natural Street Smarts here's a few basic but critical Street Laws that will stop you becoming just another street victim street statistic. if you cant handle these then stay in school forever because outside you will probably die. 1) Dont mess with signs, traffic lights, the pavement etc if you mess with the street the street is going to mess with you, respect the street and you will be looked after by the street. 2) Never be seen sitting sitting is a sign of weakness, don't let these streets see you weak, lying down is a big no-no a real idiot move. 3) Respect e.g. without crossings we would be trapped on one block forever, im thankful for crossings and so should you. leaning is okay. 4) 3 points of contact with the street at all times if you allow yourself to become disconnected from te street you'll soon be dead, deserved imho 5) don't not step on the cracks for more than 4 or 5 steps if the streets see you do this they will think you are avoiding the cracks and they will turn on you, dont step on more cracks they will notice this too if you have any other suggestions for more Laws of the Street aka Street Law please post them. treasure bear fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 14, 2015 |
# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:19 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:29 |
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if you're ont he street and you feel a coming street surge hold onto the nearest building, close your eyes and say the street prayer
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:26 |
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this is pretty advanced street law becuaes while it is okay to gently caress the street it is also not okay and many cant tell the difference
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:31 |
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my friend is a attorney at street law, for me its just a hobby and a way of life, street law life
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:34 |
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if your going to do graffiti on the street learn fading and respect copyright
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 23:39 |
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Mapparu posted:I'm reading this sitting down on a bus stop and I look at my feet while stepping on a crack. How can redeem myself? oh boy
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 00:42 |
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the street is alive, it's like a living breathing organism with a beating heart but not actually alive because that would be wierd
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 00:56 |
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can't respect street law? you better step off, punk.
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 01:02 |
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you should step off the sidewalk into maybe a park or wooded area or the sea which is not the streets if you've going to be a drat Street Fool
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 01:04 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:29 |
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imagine a street without Street Law i can tell you this: i dont want to imagine this kind of Street Hell
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