Cumt posted:

let me lay down what i like to call Street Law AKA the Law of the Streets, street law is a way of life, a way of life you live on the streets. a street is a public road in a settlement typically with houses and buildings on one or both sides; it is here where we respect Street Law.



if you dont have natural Street Smarts here's a few basic but critical Street Laws that will stop you becoming just another street victim street statistic. if you cant handle these then stay in school forever because outside you will probably die.


1) Dont mess with signs, traffic lights, the pavement etc
if you mess with the street the street is going to mess with you, respect the street and you will be looked after by the street.

2) Never be seen sitting
sitting is a sign of weakness, don't let these streets see you weak, lying down is a big no-no a real idiot move.

3) Respect
e.g. without crossings we would be trapped on one block forever, im thankful for crossings and so should you. leaning is okay.

4) 3 points of contact with the street at all times
if you allow yourself to become disconnected from te street you'll soon be dead, deserved imho

5) don't not step on the cracks for more than 4 or 5 steps
if the streets see you do this they will think you are avoiding the cracks and they will turn on you, dont step on more cracks they will notice this too



if you have any other suggestions for more Laws of the Street aka Street Law please post them.