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Where the heck is there snow? It's nearly shorts and t shirt weather.
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NW iowa SW Minnesota SE South Dakota is all slated to get hosed with snow
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Dec 26, 2015 00:16
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West Texas is about to get slammed too.
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Dec 26, 2015 00:51
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1 year old shot in the head. Merry Christmas
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deratomicdog posted:1 year old shot in the head. Merry Christmas  Thanks sucks dude. Wow.
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gently caress I love my job.
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Teflon Don posted:gently caress I love my job. private security at planned parenthood sounds like one of those imaginary worst-case-scenario gigs that John Mclane's boss would threaten him with. "You'd better get your act together Mclane or I'll have you working private security at planned parenthood  "
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Dec 27, 2015 00:11
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Actually I'm getting hooked up with free Glock mags and coffee+donuts every day so basically you're dumb.
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Mods rename him to Teflon Blart
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Cop gay. So What posted:Mods rename him to Teflon Blart Whatever I'm just glad I don't have a wife who reads my posts.
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Paul Blart, abortion cop
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Branis posted:Paul Blart, abortion cop poo poo, son In "the shittiest city in Alberta" news, a Red Deer man raped a woman, tried to kill a man who came to her defence, stole a front end loader and did a low-rent killdozer impression until some poor Mountie had to fatally shoot the rear end in a top hat to stop him. On Christmas Day.
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Dec 27, 2015 06:16
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Last two ambien down the gullet, this week is going to loving suck.
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Want a free Masters degree from the Naval Postgraduate School? https://www.chds.us/c/academic-programs/masters-degree-program They pay for everything and with per diem, you could actually make money. Their big thing is critical thinking and analysis versus a bunch of dumb emergency planning and CJ crap. No Whips allowed.
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Dec 27, 2015 19:31
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The competition for that one is almost as bad as the Harvard scholarship.
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Dec 27, 2015 19:52
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Too bad my agency would have to pay for the extras because they won't (local yokel) ... I'd be all over that. I'd wager you have to be a special federal snowflake to get picked.
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Untagged posted:Too bad my agency would have to pay for the extras because they won't (local yokel) ... I'd be all over that. Nope, it's free for all state, local, tribal and DHS. Non DHS feds have to have their agency pay. My class is 2/3 non fed. There is nothing for your agency to pay other than agree for you to have the time to travel and work.
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Dec 27, 2015 20:04
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Nah they'd bitch about mileage, cruiser gas, and per diem as required by the HR policy. Oh we're getting all this great training, lodging, and expenses for free??? Let's deny the request because we don't feel like paying $27 bucks a day for meals per diem.
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DrakeriderCa posted:poo poo, son This never happened on Due South. It's been a long time since I watched that documentary but I'm pretty sure the Mountie didn't even carry a gun. He just rode about on a Moose and was polite to people. Also 'Red Deer man' sounds like some sort of animal/human mutant. Canada sounds scary. I'm going to change my Banff skiing plans and go to Baltimore instead.
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you live within like 500 miles of prime european skiing and you choose to go to fuckin canada? Make sure you stop by detroit on your way to baltimore to truly experience the decline of american civilization.
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Thanks to global warming the skiing in Europe is really hit or miss and the best resorts are so expensive it's cheaper to get a business class flight to Calgary and ski there. Also Europe is full of Europeans and the Canucks are nicer. (Norway was good, to be fair, but it's so expensive if you want to get shitfaced.)
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with your skin tone Baltimore is probably still safer than red deerBranis posted:you live within like 500 miles of prime european skiing and you choose to go to fuckin canada? Make sure you stop by detroit on your way to baltimore to truly experience the decline of american civilization. lol European skiing Canadian Rockies > everything actually I loved the alps but holy loving $$$$$$$$$ Plus we're more fun to drink with and our women are hot and loose
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DrakeriderCa posted:our women are hot and loose Quoted for truth. They need the body heat to avoid freezing to death in the arctic Canadian winters.
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Colorado has skiing and weed.
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I dated a girl who was a no-poo poo professional skier, she had been all over skiing wit her family who owned a few ski shops. She always claimed the best skiing in the world was in Canada and Montana, but the best lodges were in the Alps. She also claimed that New Zealand's was pretty lovely for the trouble/cost and really just for "those hobbit loving retards who want to be special on MySpace" It was a while back
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I dated a Canadian girl for a while, turned out she took a lot of drugs and when in Canada her 2 brothers made her drunk drive to the shop to buy more booze because she didn't have a driving license to lose and they did.....she hit a Police car on the way. Apparently this all somehow got sorted without her getting a criminal record?! She also had a massive tattoo of Freddie Mercury on her side....
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:She also had a massive tattoo of Freddie Mercury on her side.... and you let her go you shitheel
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I dated a Canadian girl for a while, turned out she took a lot of drugs and when in Canada her 2 brothers made her drunk drive to the shop to buy more booze because she didn't have a driving license to lose and they did.....she hit a Police car on the way. So you're saying you aren't the only cop she's hosed.
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Found an image of her  The problem was every time we went out she'd do something crazy like when we went bowling she'd do a shot every time she didn't get a strike (every frame) and I'd literally have to carry her out, or she'd cancel on me because she got so hosed up the night before she was still in bed. I still stay in touch in case of a drought but a booty call always ends with some mind-numbingly stupid incident like her mate turning up to 'watch' or something dumb like that
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Found an image of her Bernie my man, you really need to post more
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^^^ the one on the left or right? Drunk chicks suck. Sorry for your troubles. The Shep fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Dec 28, 2015 |
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Cop gay. So What posted:^^^ the one on the left or right? I assumed he meant both.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I assumed he meant both. Ah, a classic slagcheek. 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:always ends with some mind-numbingly stupid incident like her mate turning up to 'watch' or something dumb like that just think a moment about what you wrote there and what was really going on
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I know what was going on, but her mate was rotten and even with the 'buy one get one free' dynamic it wasn't worth it.
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On call Friday-Sunday 3 days 3 deaths 3 shootings 3 burglaries 3 arrests 36 hours OT 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:On call Friday-Sunday Aside from the burglaries, that sounds like a good loving weekend!
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Today I learned that there are Karen people in Minnesota, and that the language line has a Karen translator who doesn't speak very good english.
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