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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
I feel dirty

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




You'll really feel that way when he's done with you.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Branis posted:

Today I learned that there are Karen people in Minnesota, and that the language line has a Karen translator who doesn't speak very good english.

Every Karen I've ever met has been WASPy as hell. What's goin on up there?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
they were trying to poach deer using a .22 LR and failing

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Branis posted:

they were trying to poach deer using a .22 LR and failing

So - are there a bunch of deer with .22 slugs in them or where they just missing?

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Branis posted:

they were trying to poach deer using a .22 LR and failing

Sounds like a Game Warden issue, 10-8.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG

TCD posted:

So - are there a bunch of deer with .22 slugs in them or where they just missing?

Yeah pretty much, I think they only shot one but they didn't kill it so it either is suffering horribly with a gunshot wound or died in the woods a few hours later. We couldn't find it.

Whale Cancer posted:

Sounds like a Game Warden issue, 10-8.

He was off duty and said he wasn't coming out for this, so we could handle it or let them go. gently caress game wardens forever.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Branis posted:

gently caress game wardens forever.

:boom:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged: plz contact me privately so I can laugh at you and yours some more

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
You been keeping up with the news? :quagmire:

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Untagged posted:

You been keeping up with the news?

Apparently a crazed mentally ill individual wielding a baseball bat in such a threatening manner that his own family barricades themselves while waiting for the police to show up is no longer a great bodily harm/deadly force scenario. Study up on your verbal judo skills guys.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Cop gay. So What posted:

Apparently a crazed mentally ill individual wielding a baseball bat in such a threatening manner that his own family barricades themselves while waiting for the police to show up is no longer a great bodily harm/deadly force scenario. Study up on your verbal judo skills guys.

Dude haven't you learned yet. It doesn't matter what the history of an individual, the rampage or otherwise deadly assault they may partake in, their age or gender or size, or how justified the cops were in using any force whatsoever... when it's time to sue the department everyone is a sweet gentle giant good boy turning his life around who wouldn't hurt a fly getting ready to go to college just as soon as the ankle monitor comes off whats my family members name again I haven't spoken to them in months or years police brutality victim. :beerpal:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I felt the same way except about the mother of five.

I mean honestly, how many of you wouldn't trade in your moms for a nice payday?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

ruddiger posted:

I felt the same way except about the mother of five.

I mean honestly, how many of you wouldn't trade in your moms for a nice payday?

Maybe not a nice mom, but definitely a cousin you haven't talked to in years and have no idea about. Oh cousin Ed got killed by the cops? What the gently caress was he doing - I thought he was in jail? Oh he tried to stab one? Makes sense...Hey... Any chance we can feign outrage and get some $$$?... I'll call a lawyer. Cousin Ed is finally good for something.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Has to be mom or nothing you half-measure wuss.

e: double down on a mom who just beat ovarian cancer. Looks like you should've been more worried about lead poison, ma. :owned:

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Dec 30, 2015

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Who here has to work with someone so fat they have their own gravitational field

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Teflon Don posted:

Who here has to work with someone so fat they have their own gravitational field

i dont work with your mom

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Teflon Don posted:

Who here has to work with someone so fat they have their own gravitational field

literally everyone

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

literally everyone

In fact I feel the pull of whips gravity field from DC all the way in Chicago.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i dont work with your mom

Insanely rude

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35197982

Police. Orgy.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Gross

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

by VG
2 girls 8 guys, most awkward orgy ever.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Interesting weapon of the day

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

2 girls 8 guys, most awkward orgy ever.

clearly youve never seen those daytona 500 style pornos where its like one female pornstar and 500+ random dudes standing in a queue slowly jerking it until theyre the next one to bust a nut on her

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Post some other cool poo poo your mom has done.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'm some cool poo poo his mom has done

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Banned for account sharing

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Post some other cool poo poo your mom has done.

wowowow fuckin rude mate t:mad:t

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

It's attitudes like that which cause things like moms taking random shots to the face.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
:v:

We're pretty accepting, but even the best posters can only push a gimmick in GIP for so long.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Branis posted:

2 girls 8 guys, most awkward orgy ever.

Porno math: Two girls = 6 Penetrable holes.

If you factor in the hands possessed by the Officeress' then there is actually room for another two cop dudes unless they need to use some wrister action in the blow jibber application. So 10 would be okay!

Keep the boots on. And the helmet.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

25 minutes left to make the last gun arrest of the year

25 minutes until the competition for "first pickup gun arrest of 2016" starts

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I always laugh at how busy the radio gets after the clock rolls over, everyone wants to be the first arrest for the year.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004

Here is how my NYE shift went:

Arrest
Drunk Arrest
Drug Arrest
Gun Arrest
DUI
Fight w/ Suspect
Taser Deployment
Pursuit
Shooting

I missed NYE BINGO by a DUI and a Shooting.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Whale Cancer posted:

Here is how my NYE shift went:

Arrest
Drunk Arrest
Drug Arrest
Gun Arrest
DUI
Fight w/ Suspect
Taser Deployment
Pursuit
Shooting

I missed NYE BINGO by a DUI and a Shooting.

DUI isn't the free space in the center?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Working a shooting right now, victim survived being peppered with bird shot at a nye party

He says "I wish I was white so I wouldn't have to worry about gettin shot"

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