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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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ahaha of course we do (the contractors are hilariously incompetent because ~free market~) http://www.g4s.uk.com/en-gb/What%20we%20do/Services/Care%20and%20justice%20services/Custodial%20Services/Working%20Prisons/ and http://www.serco.com/markets/homeaffairs/custodial/

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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Part one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd8ZTKU8csw

Part two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eihPJ7BTkTw

I'm enjoying these chaps just laughing at the pissed bloke. Also gently caress that one cup in particular.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Section 3 of the vagrancy act 1824, petty chapman or pedlar wandering abroad
Section 4 is also fun, it involves being an incorrigible rogue but I haven't been able to bust anyone for it yet.

See, this is a guy who fits Section 4 of the Vagrancy Act. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Geo4/5/83/section/4#commentary-c554743

Every person committing any of the offences herein-before mentioned, after having been convicted as an idle and disorderly person; every person pretending or professing to tell fortunes, or using any subtle craft, means, or device, by palmistry or otherwise, to deceive and impose on any of his Majesty’s subjects; every person wandering abroad and lodging in any barn or outhouse, or in any deserted or unoccupied building, or in the open air, or under a tent, or in any cart or waggon, not having any visible means of subsistence and not giving a good account of himself or herself; every person wilfully exposing to view, in any street, road, highway, or public place, any obscene print, picture, or other indecent exhibition; every person wilfully openly, lewdly, and obscenely exposing his person in any street, road, or public highway, or in the view thereof, or in any place of public resort, with intent to insult any female; every person wandering abroad, and endeavouring by the exposure of wounds or deformities to obtain or gather alms; every person going about as a gatherer or collector of alms, or endeavouring to procure charitable contributions of any nature or kind, under any false or fraudulent pretence ; every person being found in or upon any dwelling house, warehouse, coach-house, stable, or outhouse, or in any inclosed yard, garden, or area, for any unlawful purpose; every suspected person or reputed thief, frequenting any river, canal, or navigable stream, dock, or basin, or any quay, wharf, or warehouse near or adjoining thereto, or any street, highway, or avenue leading thereto, or any place of public resort, or any avenue leading thereto, or any street, or any highway or any place adjacent to a street or highway; with intent to commit an arrestable offence; and every person apprehended as an idle and disorderly person, and violently resisting any constable, or other peace officer so apprehending him or her, and being subsequently convicted of the offence for which he or she shall have been so apprehended; shall be deemed a rogue and vagabond, within the true intent and meaning of this Act;and , subject to section 70 of The Criminal Justice Act 1982, it shall be lawful for any justice of the peace to commit such offender (being thereof convicted before him by the confession of such offender, or by the evidence on oath of one or more credible witness or witnesses,) to the house of correction, for any time not exceeding three calendar months

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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lol Winnipeg http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-police-sorry-for-x-rated-chopper-talk-overheard-by-public-1.3123905

CBC posted:

A news release from the police said the officers inadvertently activated the PA system and "as a result, the flight crew's conversation was publicly broadcast [and] some content of the conversation was inappropriate."

"The involved members were not able to hear the public address system from within the aircraft. They became aware their conversation had been broadcast and immediately turned the system off."

Residents in the city's downtown, North End and West End reported hearing parts of the officers' conversations, which at one point touched on oral sex.

Brandi Armstrong said she and her husband were sitting outside their West End home at around 9:30 p.m. CT when the chopper flew above them.

Armstrong said she heard one officer ask, "Can you give me a blowjob?"

She said another officer replied, "You have too much body hair."

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Prison Service now reenacting scenes from Orange is the New Black http://news.sky.com/story/1523087/robber-taunts-cops-after-jail-release-blunder

quote:



A source told the newspaper: "Byrne was sitting in his cell having a cigarette when he was told he was free to leave. He couldn't believe it.

"But he didn't protest and has been enjoying his freedom."

The 34-year-old was sentenced to a total of nine years' imprisonment earlier this year for burglary, robbery and theft.

A Prison Service spokeswoman said: "Releases in error are very rare but regrettable occurrences.

"We are investigating this incident. The recapture of this prisoner is now a matter for the police."

What a bunch of spanners.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

She's a bit of alright

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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So their message is "I ENJOY BEING DOMINATED BY FARMERS"?

:banjo:

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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what a dumbass

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Apr 19, 2007

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

This is fake as poo poo right? The guys outfit, running while drinking his beer, that decades old cruiser with current taser tech, not to mention the camera man who just happens to be in front of the stopped vehicle???

It looks like a low budget Reno 911

It's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtCy8nDHYM&t=151s

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

My agency breaks the schedule down the middle of the weekend, so every shift gets a little piece of the weekend. It's pretty loving swell.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luFgV4nuSxc

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http://www.sgvtribune.com/general-news/20150905/bizarre-crash-caught-on-camera-in-rowland-heights-driver-suspected-of-dui

quote:

The driver of the Hyundai, identified as 22-year-old Jasmine Lacey of San Bernardino, was taken to a hospital for “a non injury-related reason” before CHP officers arrived on scene, the CHP said.

“(Lacey) was later contacted and identified at St. Jude Medical Center facility and, after investigation of the traffic collision, was arrested for DUI,” a CHP officer said.

But Lacey was released from custody early Saturday due to insufficient evidence to support a criminal complaint, according to Los Angeles County booking records.

lol :ca:

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Police Lounge 2.1: Dylann Root gets a Whopper, Freddie Gray's family gets $6.4million

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34191031

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Teflon Don posted:

What should I do about officers sleeping on the job, I want to do something fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4ZC0KXdR9k

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Valid reason for calling imo

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Massive disorder in Kingston though

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

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Nairobi cops know what's up http://www.sde.co.ke/thenairobian/article/2000182423/did-ruaraka-police-officer-demand-sex-and-beer-to-solve-case

The Nairobian posted:

Did Ruaraka police officer demand sex and beer to solve case?

A woman claims that a cop based in Ruaraka demanded sex and beer from her when she went to report a crime.

Speaking to The Nairobian, Jane Kagendo said she was attacked by her neighbour and when she reported the matter to the cops, the then officer-in-charge of housing asked her for sex to help her solve the case.

“I reported the matter to the police station, but the officer there asked me to buy him beer. When I told him I don’t have any money, he told me we can settle it by having sex,” she claims. However, the cop denied the claims saying, ”I am not mad to demand such things. I was not even on duty when she came to report the matter.” Ruaraka OCS Amos Ambasa told The Nairobian that, “I am aware of the case. We are investigating the matter.”
:captainpop:

"why wouldn't you ask for this? Also I wasn't there" is the best defence.

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Rude Dude With Tude
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Suspicious packages in Wales?

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