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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Cmdr. Shepard will lead us in our opening prayer, let us all join hands.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:

Ask me what it's like to bitch about how worthless several of your commanders are, not realizing one of the people you are speaking to is a commander. In my defense it was off-duty, and they've been a commander in my department forever and as evidence of their worthlessness I had no idea who they were. "AND ANOTHER THING..."... oh poo poo.

Whatever.

:gizz:.

So. We're both looking for new jobs then: :getin:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:

JayKay is gonna hook us up yo.

Awwwww yea.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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I'm fat jonah hill

Whip Slagcheek fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 16, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Vahakyla posted:

Why the gently caress not?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Can we shift back to discussing beating people or something??

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Smiling Jack posted:

We already talked about mitt Romney

lol


Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Where's meatsicle

Dude. He's cannibal cop. Also, smiling jack is hipster cop.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Texas.jpg

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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DrakeriderCa posted:

Jesus, for a second there I thought it was another cop wearing the Bandidos Support gear. :psyduck:

That is Bandidos support gear. Maybe he was plainclothes/undercover? Or could just be that the cops are talking with this guy. Weird that he still has his weapons on him after that poo poo show.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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I love the big ol' hog molly in the ten gallon with his AR-15.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Branis posted:

I like how his mag pouch is on the same side as his gun

I've seen a lot of guys carry their mag pouches like that.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Can I volunteer to work Norwegian constitution day? I'll even work for free.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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God, Twitter is loving insufferable. HURP DURP WHY ARE THEY ALL SITTING THERE WITH NO HANDCUFFS. UGH WHITE PRIVILEGE.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Mike-o posted:

Isn't it white privilege to be able to complain about poo poo on the internet? Being able to afford internet, and having the free time to search for poo poo to complain about?

Ugh, don't you know some of us have to buy $5.00 cups of coffee at Starbuxxx to use their wifi so we can complain

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

They probably all chilled out pretty quick when the Texas rangers shot up like, 20 of their bros. that's a whole lotta act right.

Uh yea. You tend to stop loving around when a bunch of cops open up with AR-15's on your pals.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

Tell that to your main man Barak The Muslim Shock Obummer before he takes my guns

lmbo. I saw that in the news and immediately ran to Facebook. My nuttier coworkers did not disappoint. If you actually read the thing, he's not stopping the transfer of the main thing PD's want which is rifles. He's stopping tracked armored vehicles (wtf who's using a tracked vehicle for SWAT?) and grenade launchers, which uhh.. you can just get CS gas launchers on the regular market. Meet the old boss, same as the news boss.

Also, weaponized aircraft. WTF? Who has weaponized aircraft?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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There should be national standards but not a national police force. :can:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:

I'd work for the Royal American Mounted Rangers.

Sorry, Cmdr. Shepard wants us all to be Sheriffs and Deputies. You're stuck on jail duty until you cough up your campaign contribution.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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^^
:laffo: You loving pussy.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

The fact that you guys want a national police force is so goddamn hilarious and scary at the same time, you should be lucky I'm keeping my composure as well as I am.

#wellactually I said I was against a national police force, but national standards would be a good thing.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Uhm everyone knows the police are the biggest gang in America.

*flips leather jacket collar and flicks cigarette butt*

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Welp, in case anyone cared the Vonderrit Myers shooting report came out. Nothing we didn't expect. Bunch of witnesses corroborating the officers version of events. Attorneys for Myers family claim they have multiple witnesses that can debunk the held theory, but refuse to allow them to be interviewed by the prosecution or even identify them. Three acquaintances with Myers on the night of the shooting refuse to cooperate with prosecutors.

Full report here: http://fox2now.com/2015/05/18/read-the-complete-report-of-the-police-shooting-of-vonderrit-myers/

Pretty solid read, seems like they did a thorough investigation.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

It must've not fit the Obama/Holder/Sharpton/media narrative because I haven't heard anything about this.

There were apparently protests in St. Louis today when they officially announced no charges. :shrug:

If you twitter search #vonderritmyers you can find a bunch of people that can't read, so that's fun.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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^^
I had some doofus in a fedora start filming one of my traffic stops a couple weeks ago. Shouted to the driver some poo poo about knowing his rights and how he "had his back" The driver and I started laughing at the guy when I walked back with his license.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

I'm reading some articles on it now, I am legit surprised I haven't heard about this case.

It was a story for, like, a week. Once everyone realized the guy shot at the cop first, everybody stopped caring. It only popped back up again because they closed the investigation this week.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

I didn't know sedanchair hung around DC.

But I thought SedanChair was bla- :aaaaa:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:

I need one of these with Baltimore burning in the background as my AV.

Someone get AB/Eva Braun Blowjobs on this. I want Camden on fire behind this guy.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Not Nipsy Russell posted:

poo poo getting stupid here in Oly, Mike-O. At the Eastside watching a lot of righteous white people marching by shouting BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Highlight of the evening was crusty drifter / Evergreen lifer to city cop:

"You think this is funny, you fat fascist gently caress?"

"...yes"


Edit: now they're filling into the bar, congratulating themselves for sticking it to the man by marching four blocks from city hall.

It'd be pretty hard for me to hold back from laughing in this dudes face.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/get-squad-here-now-radio-captures-killing-omaha-officer-kerrie-n362916

:smithicide:

Edit: God loving damnit. I just read that she was about to go on maternity leave. If you'll excuse me, I've got some drinking to do.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:

loving tragic. Glad to see there is a fund for that family already well on the way.

Link please

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Untagged posted:



Look what I found. You know, except Baltimore.

Also,



Heh.

Someone plz update that guy to a police uniform

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Cmdr. Shepard posted:

How big of a raise would Branis get if the minimum wage was $15/hr?

Lmao

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Branis posted:

When I first started this would have been a 2 dollar raise

This is why our cops are hosed. You're not going to get quality candidates paying them < $20/hr. That's horse poo poo.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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nah

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Smiling Jack posted:

Rents have exploded in the last few years as newcomers have discovered that New York has a subway system that will take you to exotic locations like Queens.

1200 used to get me a huge one bedroom with full kitchen, bathroom, enormous living room and utilities included. 30 min by subway to work. If I was willing to spend 60 min traveling on the subway I had literally hundreds of cultural options ranging from dive bars to the Bronx Zoo to the Cloisters, the Met, and so on.

If you're a culture junkie who likes people NYC is p loving cool.

Must be nice to be able to take the metro to work. gently caress you DC.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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We get status check'd every hour unless we've been on the radio during that time. It's pretty annoying when you're trying to catch a nap.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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My buddy's mom told me a story from when she used to work labor/delivery at her hospital. She had a woman she was getting ready to discharge and brought the blank birth certificate to her and asked what the baby's name was so they could finish documentation:

Mom: You already named her
Nurse: :confused:
Mom: yeah see, you named her *points to the line that says "Name"*
Nurse: No that's just to tell you where to put the name on the certificate.
Mom: Oh. Well I think Na-mé is a pretty name so you can just leave it.
Nurse: :suicide:

So somewhere out there is a girl named Namé

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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DrakeriderCa posted:

Dude is a straight up boss

He and P. Barnes are my heroes

In case anyone needs a refresher course on who P. Barnes is and why he's a cool mother fucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Mezmerize posted:

The worst is while I'm training my father is the sergeant for the platoon I'm on.

Nepotism in action. :allears: :allears: :allears:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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So which one of us scared away the new boot already?? We need new blood in here. Preferably the IRS guy's spilled all over the floor, but I'm open to ideas.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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I don't know anyone at work that uses reddit or SA or really anything except Facebook.:shrug:

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