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Bernard McFacknutah posted:None of you can talk, American pizza is poo poo and "Crawdad" are just how Langoustine sounds if you have a serious soft palate deformity caused by your cousin also being your mother. like theres good food in soggy ol england
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:It is. tell a scotsman that glasgow is british and count how many microseconds pass before he glasses you
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Whale Cancer posted:Deep dish pizza is superior. Give me a pizza I can eat with a dork any day over fold in half and eat poo poo. you can eat a pizza off my dork you little slut
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Jun 3, 2015 01:31
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new york style is loving nasty cuz its a soggy mess with cheese grease all over and gently caress eating that cheese and tomato soup abomination from chitown just eat chain pizza like a normal god fearing american
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Jun 3, 2015 03:00
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best thing about cities is they ensure a good roi on all those nukes when the balloon goes up
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DrakeriderCa posted:Our lower-tier drug dealer car of choice has shifted from "5yr old Audi" to "5yr old Infiniti G series" im not a drug dealer i promise 
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Jun 6, 2015 23:13
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I like pulling over someone for an equipment violation on their used BMW/Mercedes/Land Rover/luxury car of choice and seeing that every single warning light and error message is going off on the dash. this is why you dont own german cars that are out of factory warranty
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Jun 7, 2015 15:26
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ok, now which one of you was this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46-XTqXkzE ps pro as gently caress combat roll at 5 seconds
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Jun 8, 2015 04:05
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:sorry i'm not sorry lmbo
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Jun 9, 2015 03:04
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wearing gun manufacturer branding out in public is weird and douchey
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Jun 13, 2015 03:45
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that aint poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EO6HTYmZ4
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Jun 18, 2015 23:37
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Branis posted:when I used to shave my head someone told me I looked like butterbean. I'm not proud of that. ouch
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Jun 19, 2015 03:42
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do you have access to a crowbar? then congrats you can open your lovely gun cabinet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_NZjRSdpcc
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Jun 20, 2015 01:02
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i have a gun you can seize big boy
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if youre changing sheps name then i demand you change hekks name from whatever nostalgia4dumbshit it is now to gunny human being
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Jun 21, 2015 00:50
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gently caress that pack it full of tannerite and blow that bitch the gently caress up at the range
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Jun 22, 2015 01:53
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:That look you get from everyone at the station when you bring in a juvenile arrest for minor possessing tobacco... youre doing gods work my friend
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Jun 22, 2015 05:31
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Cop gay. So What posted:The guy that thinks he will earn all the respect of the rookies by being an rear end in a top hat but just ends up going the rest of his career being hated by everyone for being an rear end in a top hat. you might be right but you still gotta clean the car you boot bitch
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Does this person of transgender have a vagina or a penis or a penis sliced open and inverted into a makeshift vagina? Cause I hooked up with a chick once who had shaved her head like that and she was a freak 10/10 would bang again. why not both
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Jun 23, 2015 21:08
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Branis posted:unless your in a bulk phase then you could squeeze in 3 or 4 in 12 hours. unfortunately for you you forgot to go to the cutting phase
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Jun 24, 2015 04:32
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Branis posted:Burn the constitution and start from scratch. Full communism but with the inclusion of free machine guns for every american at a rate of 1 machine gun per year. if this was an actual tenant of communism then id say sign me up tovarich
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Edwardian posted:USCIS in Philly is looking to hire two fraud detection/national security (FDNS) investigators in the next three or four months... who the gently caress wants to live in philly?
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DrakeriderCa posted:
turn that bun into a top knot for ultimate douche chills
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Jun 29, 2015 04:53
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Cop gay. So What posted:Just imagine all of my posting you missed out on during those 6 hours. whip probated me a bunch for drunk thread posts but i somehow managed to carry on and not turn into a whiny bitch about it. arent you suppose to be a tough copman?
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are there any sherriffs that have run a successful election campaign on pro crime and anti leo agenda?!?
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Is anyone complaining about David Sweat being shot in the back/unarmed yet? white people dont care when a cop shoots our worthless thugs so no
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Branis posted:yeah but you have to live in russia. everything about this is beautiful
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GunForumMeme posted:Honestly three days a week is too much time off. 
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Mike-o posted:Actual cannibal, Shia Labeouf. cannibalize my balls bitch
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krispykremessuck posted:he doesnt do petit hors d'oeuvres sorry i dont speak french bullshit
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i wouldve set up a gpmg in an enfilade position and gone to town personally
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Branis posted:I think that style of crowd control went out of favor for the british during the boer war. just a sad situation all around then really
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Branis posted:Npr is just subversive right wing poo poo masquerading as progressive to get the coffee shop hipsters to agree that hating poor working class rednecks is ok. uh its loving leftist for amerikkka ok tovarich?
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I've written 1 ticket in the last 6 years. That guy pissed me off something fierce. tell me the story 
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Jul 12, 2015 07:02
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I'm going down the highway and this guy pulls out in front of me from a cross street to my right. He rolls through the stop sign (which I could give a gently caress about) and he's turning left which would put him in the opposing lane from me. That's perfectly fine as he's got plenty of time to get over there and get out of my way. But when he finally looks over in my direction and sees me instead of continuing to his lane he panics and hits the brakes. Stopping right in front of me. I'm doing like 50 in a 35 as it is and this guy just plants himself in front of me with only the driver side door of his Subaru to protect himself from the 3 ton crime scene van. shouldve given him some sticktime imho
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Picture of beanie's vette: that thing is fresh as gently caress
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fake af. if it was real, couldnt you hit em with obstruction and some kind of destruction of evidence charges?
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Grem posted:They pushed the realism a bit with the cop shooting in the air. yea in real life he wouldve been shooting into the van
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Hezzy posted:love how his first reaction is to start discharging a lethal weapon at a balloon that most likely has a bit of pot attached to it its faker than your mas teeth you fookin muppet
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