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deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
at least you can retire with your super high pension in the south like the rest of the northerners.

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deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.

Hezzy posted:

you're on mobile patrol on your own.

what music do you listen to?

I play pandora on my laptop. "Rage against the Machine" station

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Fire always calls us trying to get us to sit on the apartment after they have busted the door. Uhhh.... no you break it you sit with it.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
there are short nights?

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
hey the taser isn't working, better tase him 20 more times

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
That's a great training video of how not to use force.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
my baton is used exclusively for whacking snapping turtles out of the road.

edit: I also use it for poking dead deer to make sure they're really dead.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
spiders are our friends

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Yeah they make us buy a wallet badge if we want one. I just carry my regular one in my pocket.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
I really need to reading that D&D thread

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Lol we have so many crown vics left

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
SROs are nice because they deal with all the school faculty drama and juvenile issues so a regular patrol officer doesn't have to.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Any backstory on that guy?

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Welp, pulled over the chiefs daughter

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Ugh a kid went into the woods and shot himself in the head with a shotgun last night. The worst part was that I had to tell the parents that we couldn't positively identify the body because he didn't have a face anymore.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
I had to put on a sweater this morning

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
lol if you arrest people

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Yeah but if you call out sick everyone thinks you're a faker so...

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
The big thing in my department is if you can't work patrol you can at least work from the PD answering phone reports and whatnot. My problem is I'll just stay sick forever unless I get some drat sleep. Night shift doesn't let me get better.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
i only own one gun. My department issued me shotgun, handgun, and an ar. The only gun I had to buy was my backup 38.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
I just blind people with my vampire legs

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
WOLVERINES

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
We have an officer that didn't do any traffic stops or arrests last year. and In her performance evaluation they told her that she needed to improve on that, so this year she arrested one dwi. What an improvement!

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
1 year old shot in the head. Merry Christmas

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
Gross

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deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.
I got the first arrest :confuoot:

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