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at least you can retire with your super high pension in the south like the rest of the northerners.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 04:49 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:06 |
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Hezzy posted:you're on mobile patrol on your own. I play pandora on my laptop. "Rage against the Machine" station
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 16:44 |
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Fire always calls us trying to get us to sit on the apartment after they have busted the door. Uhhh.... no you break it you sit with it.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 02:50 |
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there are short nights?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 09:52 |
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hey the taser isn't working, better tase him 20 more times
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 14:30 |
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That's a great training video of how not to use force.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 14:31 |
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my baton is used exclusively for whacking snapping turtles out of the road. edit: I also use it for poking dead deer to make sure they're really dead.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 06:55 |
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spiders are our friends
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2015 01:27 |
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Yeah they make us buy a wallet badge if we want one. I just carry my regular one in my pocket.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 19:34 |
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I really need to reading that D&D thread
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 02:14 |
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Lol we have so many crown vics left
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 12:15 |
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SROs are nice because they deal with all the school faculty drama and juvenile issues so a regular patrol officer doesn't have to.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 16:05 |
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Any backstory on that guy?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 21:56 |
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Welp, pulled over the chiefs daughter
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 13:33 |
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Ugh a kid went into the woods and shot himself in the head with a shotgun last night. The worst part was that I had to tell the parents that we couldn't positively identify the body because he didn't have a face anymore.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 17:25 |
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I had to put on a sweater this morning
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 19:08 |
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lol if you arrest people
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 04:08 |
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Yeah but if you call out sick everyone thinks you're a faker so...
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:09 |
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The big thing in my department is if you can't work patrol you can at least work from the PD answering phone reports and whatnot. My problem is I'll just stay sick forever unless I get some drat sleep. Night shift doesn't let me get better.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 02:58 |
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i only own one gun. My department issued me shotgun, handgun, and an ar. The only gun I had to buy was my backup 38.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 22:52 |
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I just blind people with my vampire legs
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 04:32 |
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WOLVERINES
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 03:40 |
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We have an officer that didn't do any traffic stops or arrests last year. and In her performance evaluation they told her that she needed to improve on that, so this year she arrested one dwi. What an improvement!
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 22:48 |
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1 year old shot in the head. Merry Christmas
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 03:28 |
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Gross
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 13:50 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:06 |
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I got the first arrest Report number 1600001
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 12:56 |