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daredevil is pretty good

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darepilot is a bout a lawyer who can jump on top of a plant or a bullet, anything

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russian child thiefs, madame's with drug rings, a pretty sinister blueprint for a building, his friend foggy bottom

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i wish joe pantoliano was in it

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daredevil isnt really a devil but he does like to do a backflip onto a knifeblade

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darevil is a lot like zorro. he could be a really could dancer or fencer or an auctioneer. anything

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daredevil can punch through a window, even a fence or a small boat. he cant punch through kingpin though

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daredevil can dance ont he top of a leaf or a bullet if he wants to

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daredevil can ride on a bullet like a normal man can ride a surf wave

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daredevil can catch an arrow or kick it if thats what he wants to do

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darederil could play baseball but hes have to paint fake eyes on his eyelids because people would know he used ooze

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daredevil can open a door with his foot

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ive never seen him do that but i would NOt be surprised if he did

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joe pantoliano would be good in it

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iof daredevil could see hed be like spiderman without the spider power or the insane thoughts of a spider

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for daredevil, standing up and walkin g around is like sitting for him

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jumping from a roof is like walking

yoober

can daredevil write the lords prayer on the head of a pin

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dardeli solves most of his crimes really wasted but everyne always focuses on the blind thing but hes drunk too

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dadliver

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dareveil is blind but hes seen the basic movies that everyone has seen like top gun and back tot he future

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just imagine it, tjhe chair swivels around, and you see a bald head, and you think its gonna be kingpin but its joe pantoliano

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when you eat french fries (pomme frittes) youre basically eating a whole fried potato

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darepill doesnt sleep he doesnt need to since he can close his eyhes whenever he wants sometimes hell solve a whole crime with his eyes closed

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theyll put marbles all over the floor but he never gets hurt on the marbles. just like mr magoo

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his degree is in computer information systems. the name on it is dave deril

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daredevil has never voted

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devrindal

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daredevil has been to the same school as batman, hes watched all the same movies

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well he has the record

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denradvil

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joe pantoliano with daredevil helmet doing a puppet voice: deevarlid

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daredevil can buy wine or even whiskey anytime of the day he wants

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they have to open up for him

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people make fun of the 2003 daredevil movie and the pseudosequel elektra which made no sense im not making a point im just saying this happened

GEExCEE

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when you eat french fries (pomme frittes) youre basically eating a whole fried potato

joke_explainer


a lot of people don't know this about daredevil, but get this: he's actually completely blind. amazing right? some people theorize he's just incredibly lucky.

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weird thing about daredevil:? he never once ramps his motorcycle over a canyon on screen (though there are allusions to this event throughout the series)

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he could do just about any job at the circus if he wanted to

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yoober posted:

can daredevil write the lords prayer on the head of a pin

this will never happen in the show. the actor who plays davredil cant read

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