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Cyber Dog

His senses are highly acute; he has even been shown to be capable of sensing the minor atmospheric disturbance created when Nightcrawler is about to appear moments before the mutant in question actually arrives at his destination.[90] When Daredevil fought Psylocke during the war between the Avengers and the X-Men, he briefly gained an advantage when she tried to read his mind and found herself overwhelmed by the sensory input she received from his enhanced senses, reflecting the scale of psychological training required for Daredevil to operate as he does.[91]

# ? May 18, 2015 16:55

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# ? May 3, 2024 16:44

Cyber Dog

the man who can sense every fart within a mile radius....iwant to be that man

# ? May 18, 2015 16:58

alnilam

Annoying dude: "haha who farted"

Daredenil: "john fordham of 366 45th st... he ate broccoli last night"

# ? May 18, 2015 17:04

google THIS

you walk into the room and daredevil turns toward you and you can't see his eyes but he's pursing his lips disappointedly and you just feel dirty

# ? May 18, 2015 18:55

ron color

Cyber Dog posted:

like a world in a fryer

# ? May 18, 2015 19:05

GEExCEE

*billy corgan voice* the world is a french fryer

# ? May 18, 2015 19:31

joke_explainer

i wonder if foggy ever rearranged his furniture as a dumb prank and then he had to sigh and purposefully blunder into everything in order to keep his best friend thinking he was totally blind

# ? May 18, 2015 19:42

ron color

that might have actually happened

# ? May 18, 2015 19:56

ron color

daredevil runs into poo poo all the time usually because he is focusing on dog barks and peoples private conversations on the other side of town

# ? May 18, 2015 19:57

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

daredevil has to hold himself back from sniffing people's bottoms when he meets them

# ? May 18, 2015 20:04

ron color

daredevil needs a dog sidekick that is also devil theme. dogdevil

# ? May 18, 2015 20:15

joke_explainer

Luvcow posted:

daredevil has to hold himself back from sniffing people's bottoms when he meets them

i find it hard to believe he'd live in an area like hells kitchen really... i mean you'd think he'd be like *sniff* yeah... everything still smells like hobo urine... that hobo was really poorly hydrated... :smith:

# ? May 18, 2015 20:17

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

as a person who grew up in new york i found it hilarious how much everything focused on we must save hell's kitchen no one identifies with neighborhoods like that anymore also hell's kitchen is a well to do area now MY IMMERSION

# ? May 18, 2015 20:29

joke_explainer

Bo-Pepper posted:

as a person who grew up in new york i found it hilarious how much everything focused on we must save hell's kitchen no one identifies with neighborhoods like that anymore also hell's kitchen is a well to do area now MY IMMERSION

only because fisk's terrible plan actually worked IRL...

# ? May 18, 2015 20:32

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

most people don't know that Ben Affleck can actually see

# ? May 18, 2015 20:38

Full-Bodied Flavor

GEExCEE posted:

*billy corgan voice* the world is a french fryer

# ? May 18, 2015 20:49

joke_explainer

I would love to have been listening in at the table of one of Fisk's business strategy meetings

Our plan to revitalize this urban center:

Purchase property
Renovate structures where possible; demolish out of code or dangerous buildings
Encourage commercial development; high end condos, incentivize strictly controlled shops and restaurant leases
Lots of murder. Just kill anyone that gets in our way
Deal a lot of heroin, for money -- property isn't enough
Bribe police officers, make sure they know the name of the man that's bribing them
make connections with yakuza / triads? seems like a good business plan

# ? May 18, 2015 20:54

ron color

dirdaeble

# ? May 18, 2015 23:20

joke_explainer

he gets his name not from his insane stunts but from his strong 90s nostalgia for the anti-drug program D.A.R.E.

# ? May 18, 2015 23:26

joke_explainer

*holds bad guy roughly over long fall off roof*

"listen here punk! in my 7th grade middle school class right here in hells kitchen, they locked the doors on the gym and the D.A.R.E. officer passed around a joint so everyone could see what it looked like!! he said no one was leaving until the joint was accounted for!! but at the end of the pass-around, there were 2 joints!!"

*punches bad guy in the face with other hand*

"i was the kid that put that other joint in circulation! I was crazy! I had no regard for the law then and I don't now!! i could drop you right off this building punk!! that's why they call me the D.A.R.E. Devil!!"

# ? May 18, 2015 23:47

ron color

id like some feedback please

# ? May 18, 2015 23:48

joke_explainer

"hey everyone at the potluck, come try my world famous Daredeviled Eggs!" -daredevil, probably

# ? May 19, 2015 00:41

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

davederil

ty bacalou!

# ? May 19, 2015 00:49

joke_explainer

fema crisis actor posted:

davederil

whoa... I can't believe the writers missed the opportunity to name him Dave Darryl.

# ? May 19, 2015 00:52

bog pixie

ron color posted:

id like some feedback please

people, give ron some feedback..he needs it

# ? May 19, 2015 00:55

ron color

don't worry about it i found a backer. he didn't even want the thank you card he just believes in what im doing he thought joe pangoliano was great and would make a great bens ghost for the Ghost of Ben arc. when I asked who it was they couldn't say his name but the assistant said his employer was gong to clean up the city he was very friendly and professional. thanks though guys

# ? May 19, 2015 19:58

GEExCEE

ron color posted:

don't worry about it i found a backer. he didn't even want the thank you card he just believes in what im doing he thought joe pangoliano was great and would make a great bens ghost for the Ghost of Ben arc. when I asked who it was they couldn't say his name but the assistant said his employer was gong to clean up the city he was very friendly and professional. thanks though guys

# ? May 19, 2015 19:59

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

ohhhh sorry i thought it said docevil

# ? May 20, 2015 07:54

cuntman.net

ron color posted:

daredevil could beat up batman if the lights were off. before you start yelling remember ben afleck is dare devil and batman

satan is scarier than a bat. batman should have thought of this when coming up with his name

# ? May 20, 2015 08:00

ron color

batman: im going to save you. i look like a big ol bat
daredevil: im going to save you and i look like SATAN

# ? May 20, 2015 08:04

joke_explainer

batman and the daredevil could have been more effective if they dressed up like what criminals really fear: cops. they hate 'em. don't want to be caught by cops

or, I guess, heights... acrophobia is really common... can you dress up like heights

# ? May 20, 2015 08:38

dogcrash truther

it's not cool to do dares

# ? May 20, 2015 12:02

dogcrash truther

you're basically just giving in to peer pressure

# ? May 20, 2015 12:03

dogcrash truther

always choose truth, in truth or dare, because truth is brave

# ? May 20, 2015 12:03

bacalou

but he's a lawyer so his job is to dare you totell the truth

# ? May 20, 2015 12:07

bacalou

there should be a smiley with it's brain mushroom cloud-ing bc i would use it right here

# ? May 20, 2015 12:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

batman: ok daredevil you chose dare... I dare you to kids this girl
daredevil: *sniffs the air* that's robin, you want me to kiss robin?
batman: *snickering, trying to control laughter*

# ? May 20, 2015 12:50

dogcrash truther

daredevil should be a judge, not a lawyer

# ? May 20, 2015 12:57

tyler274

dogcrash truther posted:

daredevil should be a judge, not a lawyer

He is judging everyone, all the time. Side effect of ease dropping on every conversation around him.

# ? May 20, 2015 14:18

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# ? May 3, 2024 16:44

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

dogcrash truther posted:

always choose truth, in truth or dare, because truth is brave

counterpoint dares can be fun with friends in a trusting environment and can be a way of engaging in risk taking behaviors while mitigating bad outcomes

# ? May 20, 2015 14:23

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