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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Solid Snake: [screams] Liquid!
Liquid Ocelot: [screams] Snake!
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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Psycho Mantis: Pppppity reply.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
http://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Michael_Richards

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
"You're a man?" -That guy who felt up raiden

SADDLE ME UP
Dec 2, 2014
Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

[Solid Snake hides in a locker]
Solid Snake: This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Solid Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
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Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

[Solid Snake hides in a locker]
Solid Snake: This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Solid Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
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SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

crazkylo posted:

"You're a man?" -That guy who felt up raiden

thats the goddamn president dude

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

help

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

SM64Guy posted:

thats the goddamn president dude

They teach all the presidents how to do that. The president's hand is basically a retinal scanner for dicks.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Huh?! What was that noise?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

[Solid Snake hides in a locker]
Solid Snake: This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Solid Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

!
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apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
You're pretty. Good.

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

crazkylo posted:

"You're a man?" -That guy who felt up raiden

That was the POTUS

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
a dud!

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

*the president's entire speech upon meeting raiden in mgs2* Share this quote.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
memes

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge. [Not for any Nation] [Not for any Ideology] Why are we still here? [Not for Justice] Just to suffer? Every night. I can feel my leg. And my arm. Even my fingers. The body I've lost. [Not for Honor] The comrades I've lost. Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? [Not for Power] I'm gonna make them give back our past. [Not for the Future] [Not for Love] aahhh woooahha ahhhhh hooo ohhhh huuuooh a haa [Not for Peace] huuooh huaah ho uwahhhh oohhh [Only for Revenge]

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge. [Not for any Nation] [Not for any Ideology] Why are we still here? [Not for Justice] Just to suffer? Every night. I can feel my leg. And my arm. Even my fingers. The body I've lost. [Not for Honor] The comrades I've lost. Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? [Not for Power] I'm gonna make them give back our past. [Not for the Future] [Not for Love] aahhh woooahha ahhhhh hooo ohhhh huuuooh a haa [Not for Peace] huuooh huaah ho uwahhhh oohhh [Only for Revenge]

Chills.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Naked Snake: [after eating something tasty] That's *drat* good!
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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

"Metal Gear?" - "Solid" Snake Plissken

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland is going to be the most badass Snake yet.

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

ArfJason

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://youtu.be/I8pg2XoQTlA

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Colonel: There's a terminal in front of the elevator, a node.
Raiden: Did you say "nerd"?
Colonel: Not "nerd" - "node."

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Colonel: There's a terminal in front of the elevator, a node.
Raiden: Did you say "nerd"?
Colonel: Not "nerd" - "node."

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

[Solid Snake hides in a locker]
Solid Snake: This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Solid Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
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zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all
Otacon: What's with these guys? It's like one of my Japanese animes!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Sex & Nudity
It is implied that a man is suffering from diarrhea and he is forced to defecate in his pants; you can clearly see a brown spot on his clothes during cut-scenes. In another scene he's defecating inside a barrel when someone exposes him, his buttocks is seen briefly.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Colonel: There's a terminal in front of the elevator, a node.
Raiden: Did you say "nerd"?
Colonel: Not "nerd" - "node."

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i think what impresses me about metal gear is the expression of emotion. these are trained killers and military specialists who are traditionally portrayed has holding back their emotion. but there is much emotion here. this is clever.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Sex & Nudity
It is implied that a man is suffering from diarrhea and he is forced to defecate in his pants; you can clearly see a brown spot on his clothes during cut-scenes. In another scene he's defecating inside a barrel when someone exposes him, his buttocks is seen briefly.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

zelgadis posted:

Otacon: What's with these guys? It's like one of my Japanese animes!

Hurr durrr. Nice 1 :byodood:

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Was really hoping I would be the first one to post the obvious quote that retards love to say, but drat, gently caress, beaten. Guess I just have to look at it in someone else's post instead.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Just like on of his Japanses Animes...[wiping tears of laughter away] God drat that's some good poo poo.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

That guy's name is from anime. hosed up.

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