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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

That guy's name is from anime. hosed up.

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i think what impresses me about metal gear is the expression of emotion. these are trained killers and military specialists who are traditionally portrayed has holding back their emotion. but there is much emotion here. this is clever.

I think what impresses me about Metal Gear is ... loving Everything !!!!!!

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Sex & Nudity
After the Harrier battle, one of the guards, while on sentry duty, decides to take care of business and pees off the side of the bridge (sorry, I wasn't sure where else to place this one.)

SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

FactsAreUseless posted:

That guy's name is from anime. hosed up.

i knew.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I didn't know because I jack of to MEN'S porno of real 3d women getting hosed with huge rods.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I didn't know because I jack of to MEN'S porno of real 3d women getting hosed with huge rods.

You only jack off to the penises.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

You only jack off to the penises.

You saw the word rod and started thinking about men jacking off and it made you horny.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

You saw the word rod and started thinking about men jacking off and it made you horny.

Yeah, I... you're not talking to me. Never mind.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

Yeah, I... you're not talking to me. Never mind.

Lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Plato's republic but thrasymachus and chums are using logic to call each other gay.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Plato's republic but thrasymachus and chums are using logic to call each other gay.
So a less gay version of Plato.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Plato's republic but thrasymachus and chums are using logic to call each other gay.

Logically, your the single gayest person on the entire Something Awful forums.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

Logically, your the single gayest person on the entire Something Awful forums.

You need to get over your little homo crush, queer.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Computer load up salary man. *virus warning alarm noises* read these 20 highly detailed gay sex fan fiction posts by Florida Man first, Paul.

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all
Otacon: [if Meryl dies] Snake, people die.

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Computer load up salary man. *virus warning alarm noises* read these 20 highly detailed gay sex fan fiction posts by Florida Man first, Paul.

Whole bunch of insanely bad knuc posts in this once good thread

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge. [Not for any Nation] [Not for any Ideology] Why are we still here? [Not for Justice] Just to suffer? Every night. I can feel my leg. And my arm. Even my fingers. The body I've lost. [Not for Honor] The comrades I've lost. Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? [Not for Power] I'm gonna make them give back our past. [Not for the Future] [Not for Love] aahhh woooahha ahhhhh hooo ohhhh huuuooh a haa [Not for Peace] huuooh huaah ho uwahhhh oohhh [Only for Revenge]

Im already a demon...

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I didn't really think this thread was anything special. 'Tevs.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002
Cipher sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper! Take back everything that we've lost!

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Solid Snake: Freeze-dried, the rations are easy to carry and keep well. It ain't home cookin', but it'll satisfy your nutritional needs.
Raiden: Hmmm.
Solid Snake: What's on your mind?
Raiden: Well, just between you and me?
Solid Snake: Sure. What is it?
Raiden: I prefer rations over Rose's home cooking...
Solid Snake: That bad, huh?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Raiden: You're insane!
Vamp: Insane? We might be the only one's telling the truth.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Stillman: What's your name?
Raider: Raiden
Still an: That's a strange name!

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

HolePisser1982 posted:

Cipher sent us to hell, but we're going even deeper! Take back everything that we've lost!

Kaz... (you already know the rest ;))

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Kiefer Snake: Where's the bomb?
Paz: It's in my... *falls out of helicopter and explodes*

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Evil Eagle posted:

Kiefer Snake: Where's the bomb?
Paz: It's in my... *falls out of helicopter and explodes*

RIP.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Evil Eagle posted:

Kiefer Snake: Where's the bomb?
Paz: It's in my... *falls out of helicopter and explodes*

I cant wait to find out where the bomb was in MGS V

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
It was inside her skull. They took out a section of her brain to siphon information from it directly, and they replaced the empty space with plastic explosives.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lumpy the Cook posted:

It was inside her skull. They took out a section of her brain to siphon information from it directly, and they replaced the empty space with plastic explosives.

it is insanely hosed up what happens to Paz imo

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

frank.club posted:

it is insanely hosed up what happens to Paz imo

Life gets rough when you try to play quadrouple agent. No sympathy.

Soral
May 30, 2009

where was the other bomb

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

it was in her vagina.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it was tho

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Raiden: You're insane!
Vamp: Insane? We might be the only one's telling the truth.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

frank.club posted:

it is insanely hosed up what happens to Paz imo

What is with these games and making awesome characters only to make them badguys later or do some hosed up poo poo.

Like Para-Medic. She's a neat gal who loves to talk about movies. Also responsible for what happens to Grey Fox. Why would you gently caress up his nerves and not expect him to gut you?

Soral
May 30, 2009

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

it was in her vagina.

thats gross

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Paramedic was extremely cool rip

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

frank.club posted:

Paramedic was extremely cool rip

:agreed:

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Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
Snake: No, cause something came in the mail today.
Otacon: [inaudible]
Snake: Deez nuts, Got eem

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