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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Solid Snake: [screams] Liquid!
Liquid Ocelot: [screams] Snake!
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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

[Solid Snake hides in a locker]
Solid Snake: This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: I was the one inside the locker that time. We're equal now, huh?
Solid Snake: Not unless I wet my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow, Snake.
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Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

We pull in money, recruits, just to combat Cipher. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge. [Not for any Nation] [Not for any Ideology] Why are we still here? [Not for Justice] Just to suffer? Every night. I can feel my leg. And my arm. Even my fingers. The body I've lost. [Not for Honor] The comrades I've lost. Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? [Not for Power] I'm gonna make them give back our past. [Not for the Future] [Not for Love] aahhh woooahha ahhhhh hooo ohhhh huuuooh a haa [Not for Peace] huuooh huaah ho uwahhhh oohhh [Only for Revenge]

Chills.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Naked Snake: [after eating something tasty] That's *drat* good!
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Jun 28, 2008

Colonel: There's a terminal in front of the elevator, a node.
Raiden: Did you say "nerd"?
Colonel: Not "nerd" - "node."

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Jun 28, 2008

Sex & Nudity
It is implied that a man is suffering from diarrhea and he is forced to defecate in his pants; you can clearly see a brown spot on his clothes during cut-scenes. In another scene he's defecating inside a barrel when someone exposes him, his buttocks is seen briefly.

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Jun 28, 2008

Sex & Nudity
After the Harrier battle, one of the guards, while on sentry duty, decides to take care of business and pees off the side of the bridge (sorry, I wasn't sure where else to place this one.)

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I didn't know because I jack of to MEN'S porno of real 3d women getting hosed with huge rods.

You only jack off to the penises.

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Jun 28, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

Yeah, I... you're not talking to me. Never mind.

Lol

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Jun 28, 2008

Evil Eagle posted:

Kiefer Snake: Where's the bomb?
Paz: It's in my... *falls out of helicopter and explodes*

RIP.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

it was in her vagina.

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