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Cat voice: Two times two is four. Two times three is six. Two times four is eight.
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May 20, 2015 22:50
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i'mma fuckin murder this thing |
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pre:[ENTER: Grey cat with fluffy ears.] GC: Let us speak. Tabitha: You shall be heard. GC: We walk through this land and see no tell of spice. No tell of water. And yet you expect penance? How can you demand this ta- [TABITHA cuts off GC] TABITHA: Yowl!! GC: Hiss!! TABITHA: HISSSS GC: You're such an outdoor cat.
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[Two cats watching a television program about samurai with the sound off and making up dialogue as the people speak]
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May 20, 2015 22:54
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Cat: Purrr [The samurai swings its blade at the peasants throat] Kitty: Hiss! Cat: Purrrrrrr Kitty: HISS [The samurai sheathes his blade. Cat: Purrrrrrrr
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May 20, 2015 22:55
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Miss Psychosis posted:
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May 21, 2015 03:44
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these loving people give me yarn, but no knitting needles. they're stifling my creativity |
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May 21, 2015 05:15
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*licks paw* It will take more than that to catch the... *rubs ear* ...king of thieves |
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May 21, 2015 06:44
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Miss Psychosis posted:
android cat enters and looks introspective ac: fear is the mind killer |
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May 21, 2015 07:05
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nonazis posted:android cat enters and looks introspective BARON: I will have Arrakis back for myself... he who controls the Spice, controls the universe... and what Piter didn't tell you is we have control of someone who is very close to Duke Leto. This person... this traitor... will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sardaukar. FEYD: Who is the traitor? BARON: (woofs) I won't tell you who the traitor is or when we'll attack. However, the Duke will die before these eyes and he'll know that it is I -- Baron Vladimir Barkonnen -- who encompasses his doom. [The baron poops, then eats the poop]
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May 21, 2015 07:31
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[Very sarcastically, like a cat] Oh sure, thanks for the sticky. Whatever. Refill my water bowl.
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Aug 3, 2015 19:10
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Miss Psychosis posted:Cat: Purrr |
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Aug 3, 2015 19:27
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FutonForensic posted:BARON: I will have Arrakis back for myself... he
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Aug 3, 2015 19:43
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Cat: The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk *drops bird on doorstep*
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Aug 3, 2015 20:52
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*grumbling* been waiting years for my big youtube break but these idiots cant work a camera |
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Aug 3, 2015 21:01
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i should be grumpy cat. fred stole that schtick from me at the christmas party last year |
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Aug 3, 2015 21:02
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"okay granny, im going to ask you one last time...where's the meow mix you old bithc." \ 
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Aug 3, 2015 22:04
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Mittens: Bribery is for the weak minded.
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Aug 3, 2015 22:07
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Miss Psychosis posted:
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Aug 4, 2015 21:38
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Human: Who's a good kitty come here let me give you a petty wetty snookums Cat: Day 130 among the Ones Who Feed and the source of their power has not yet been ascertained. We shall continue to ponder after we take a dump behind the stove |
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Aug 5, 2015 05:36
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do you ever think cats are just really smart but they cont care about our approval. sounds like me |
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Aug 16, 2015 02:27
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...ok...up, round, under, off no...up, under, round off? no....AH IN, out, under, up? gently caress.... i suck at knitting
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Aug 16, 2015 04:18
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under, up, round, off? dammit when are they gonna gimme thumbs
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Aug 16, 2015 04:19
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fema crisis actor posted:under, up, round, off? dammit when are they gonna gimme thumbs lol
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Miss Psychosis posted:
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