reasons i suspect coolio was (is?) an alien

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pig slut lisa: irl is good

-crazy hair
-nobody knows where he's from, not even wikipedia
-listen to gangster's paradise backwards...sounds strange, right? exactly
-friends with kel mitchell
-maybe his "hair" is actually antennae?
-not a normal human name
-spiked proboscis

it's not definitive. but i'm starting to put the pieces together and i do NOT like what i'm seeing.

# ? May 21, 2015 14:22

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# ? May 18, 2024 19:25

pig slut lisa: irl is good

humans have a natural empathy for one another. we are spurred to help each other through pheromones we don't even consciously perceive. why did noboody help coolio keep his shoes? no pheromones? i'm just asking questions.

# ? May 21, 2015 14:25

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

pig slut lisa posted:

humans have a natural empathy for one another. we are spurred to help each other through pheromones we don't even consciously perceive. why did noboody help coolio keep his shoes? no pheromones? i'm just asking questions.

his bodyguards got his shoes back for him

# ? May 21, 2015 14:38

treasure bear

# ? May 21, 2015 14:47

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Cumt posted:

"the ancient Sumerians talked about sky people and in Sumerian it's pronounced 'coolio'"

# ? May 21, 2015 14:57

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? May 21, 2015 15:14

Cyber Dog

alnilam posted:

# ? May 21, 2015 15:15

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

he is a juggalo now calls himself Juggalo Cool has a misspelled hatchetman tattoo and hes balding and being an alien would be an improvement

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# ? May 21, 2015 15:19

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

alnilam posted:

# ? May 21, 2015 16:19

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alnilam posted:

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# ? May 21, 2015 17:12

Flynn Taggart

WetNightmare posted:

he is a juggalo now calls himself Juggalo Cool has a misspelled hatchetman tattoo and hes balding and being an alien would be an improvement

wowsers I just googled that and you are not lying

# ? May 21, 2015 17:45

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

yep

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# ? May 21, 2015 19:25

pig slut lisa: irl is good

alnilam posted:

WetNightmare posted:

he is a juggalo now calls himself Juggalo Cool has a misspelled hatchetman tattoo and hes balding and being an alien would be an improvement

# ? May 21, 2015 20:07

yoober

WetNightmare posted:

he is a juggalo now calls himself Juggalo Cool has a misspelled hatchetman tattoo and hes balding and being an alien would be an improvement

hahaha

# ? May 21, 2015 20:41

ron color

going to play fantastic voyage tape

# ? May 21, 2015 20:47

verily carefree

WetNightmare posted:

yep

Coooooooolio

# ? May 22, 2015 00:04

VWVWV

I made a new friend and gave him a ride yesterday, but when he got in the passenger seat and pushed the button to scoot his seat forward he crushed my prized dangerous minds soundtrack single with gangsta's paradise on one side and the instrumental on the other