Did you ever shoot a guy and feel bad about it?

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Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

Did you ever shoot a guy and feel bad about it afterwards?

# ? May 30, 2015 02:01

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Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

i got wood

# ? May 30, 2015 02:12

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

lol if u shoot someone and feel bad

# ? May 30, 2015 02:54

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

I only shoot women and children.

# ? May 30, 2015 03:39

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I felt bad about going back in time and shooting Hitler, so I went back again and shot myself.

# ? May 30, 2015 03:43

Branis: Apr 14, 2006; by VG

OP lets make ur username a reality.

# ? May 30, 2015 03:52

verily carefree: Apr 5, 2014

Personally I shoot people to feel good

# ? May 30, 2015 06:14

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

tada posted:

Personally I shoot people to feel good

same

# ? May 30, 2015 06:19

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

"Did you ever shoot a load into a guy and feel bad about it?"

Hnggghhhhh!

Splooooosh!

How could something that feels so good make you feel bad?

Same answer to both questions btw

# ? May 30, 2015 06:42

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I shot a guy once and felt a vague sense of ennui.

# ? May 30, 2015 07:50

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

nope

# ? May 30, 2015 08:00

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

i had a guy shoot himself about 20 feet away from me, does that count?

# ? May 30, 2015 08:25

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I hurt a guy's feelings once. :feelsgood:

# ? May 30, 2015 09:37

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

recoil

# ? May 30, 2015 14:06

elsanto: Apr 6, 2004

Mad Dragon posted:

I hurt a guy's feelings once.

# ? May 30, 2015 15:01

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I shot a dozen killer tomatoes or so, op. No people though.

# ? May 30, 2015 15:19

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Did you kill anybody?

Just Afghans.

No real people?

Just Afghans.

# ? May 30, 2015 15:26

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

This one time, I shot a man in Reno. It wasn't very exciting, tbh.

# ? May 30, 2015 16:26

Whale Cancer: Jun 25, 2004

It feels more rewarding to run them down with your car.

# ? May 30, 2015 17:59

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

post the MRE quote

# ? May 30, 2015 18:15

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Willy Pete posted:

i got wood

# ? May 30, 2015 18:23

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

shot a hot load into your mom once op

felt bad later

the doc told me it was chlamydia

# ? May 30, 2015 18:44

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Syncopated posted:

post the MRE quote

I guess I'll just do it myself:

blazeing w/ hitler posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

# ? May 30, 2015 19:00

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Most of us will only shoot ourselves. If our ambitions are successful, we won't feel much of anything afterwards.

# ? May 30, 2015 23:08

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die,

# ? May 31, 2015 07:13

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I'm George Zimmerman

# ? May 31, 2015 07:20

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm George Zimmerman

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

# ? May 31, 2015 08:33

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

# ? May 31, 2015 08:45

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

A very special Cosby Show/All In The Family crossover episode

# ? May 31, 2015 16:28

Kiryen: Feb 25, 2015

Branis posted:

OP lets make ur username a reality.

# ? May 31, 2015 22:16

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Can't whip whap the slig slag.

# ? May 31, 2015 23:41

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Larry Parrish posted:

Someone photoshop a park police badge in there and add, "and I'll watch the Lincoln Memorial."

# ? Jun 1, 2015 00:33

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I think the MLK memorial would be more apropos.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 01:07

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I think the MLK memorial would be more apropos.

# ? Jun 1, 2015 08:10

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Did you kill anybody?

Just Afghans.

No real people?

Just Afghans.

thank you for your service

# ? Jun 2, 2015 01:36

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

I got shot AT and feel bad that I didn't get to return the favor.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 05:49

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

McNally posted:

I got shot AT and feel bad that I didn't get to return the favor.

"Sir, we have the high ground, know exactly where they're coming from, and we outgun them a million to one. Plus, we've already got air on the way."

"No, we're leaving."

:sigh:

Joke's on them, though. We leveled an entire village full of their poo poo later. :black101:

# ? Jun 2, 2015 06:32

MaxPowers: Dec 29, 2004

My roomies have to warn me when people are coming over, or the land lord wants to check on things because I have a boner for SHOOTING PEOPLE RIGHT IN THE loving FACE.

# ? Jun 2, 2015 06:57

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Spicy Guacamole posted:

"Sir, we have the high ground, know exactly where they're coming from, and we outgun them a million to one. Plus, we've already got air on the way."

"No, we're leaving."

Joke's on them, though. We leveled an entire village full of their poo poo later.

What would be the point of the air if you wiped out the element the air was dispatched to destroy????

# ? Jun 2, 2015 18:53

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# ? May 3, 2024 05:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

They were scheduled to be on station anyway. vv

# ? Jun 2, 2015 19:30

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