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anxious for the gang tag
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Jun 23, 2015 22:00
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Nooner posted:when you cosplay fighty-knights are you pretending to be an Italian knight? If not i believe your inquiry into how to better cook pasta sauces and dishes is reaching into the "realm" (just a little medieval humor for ya) of cultural appropriation. Maybe you would be better "suited"(
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)asking how create some authentic doritios or mt dew based mead
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Jun 23, 2015 22:44
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open the jar my lord and you will be graced with the finest sauce in all the seven kingdoms.
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Jun 23, 2015 22:51
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op had to tearfully explain to his wife they'd be kicked out of SCA if they didn't respect prima nocte
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Jun 23, 2015 22:52
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only the king's sauce can gain favor with the red god.
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Jun 23, 2015 22:52
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throw all the liquor, clove, nutmeg, alum and pickling spice and vanilla beans in it... best pasta sauce ever
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Jun 23, 2015 22:58
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i like nerds like the OP because they are so instantaneously offended by the idea of a post implying they spent money on steam games that they launch into an explanation about what their hobby actually is. he even then detailed his role not as a knight in shining armor but as the cook that fucks up the meals, burns the soup (literally) and then charges people for garbage food and STILL cant make ends meet at the end of the month because he spends too much money on his lovely half-plastic armor you are a collection of oddities OP, but if you come back please explain what a lowly blacksmith/chef specced toon needs with all that armor? why would you ever buy an expensive helmet or even consider it as a future possibility if you arent a fighty man? cooks and smiths back then didnt spent all their income on armor they would never use in battle so you are doing a pretty lovely job roleplaying your peasant did you meet your wife at sca? im guessing yes and im guessing yall both fat
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Jun 23, 2015 22:59
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try adding some chipotle peppers for a spicy latin kick, your grace.
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Jun 23, 2015 23:00
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also have more than 2 types of salt means you're a loving idiot of the worst sort
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Jun 23, 2015 23:01
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Tom Gorman posted:best thread
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Jun 23, 2015 23:08
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yeah this is one of the funniest threads on SA. its rare to see an OP unironically self own on this site anymore m'larder
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Jun 23, 2015 23:11
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:also have more than 2 types of salt means you're a loving idiot of the worst sort gently caress you i keep iodized salt and sea salt and garlic salt in my
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Jun 23, 2015 23:12
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op would pimp out his wife for a jar of ragu before he'd consider selling his gay wizard couldron
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Jun 23, 2015 23:15
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when i roleplay, my preferred character is a hunched over innskeep suffering from gout and a fragment from an elvish arrow embedded inches away from my spinal cord in a time before invasive surgery
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Jun 23, 2015 23:16
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i thought all the blacksmiths starved to death a long time ago 
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Jun 23, 2015 23:16
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:gently caress you i keep iodized salt and sea salt and garlic salt in my garlic salt doesn't count bitch i mean pink salt black salt etc
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Jun 23, 2015 23:16
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jarofpiss posted:i thought all the blacksmiths starved to death a long time ago this one is on his way to that end
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Jun 23, 2015 23:17
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Kasan posted:The context of my original post is a rarity, not the norm. The last time I had a bare pantry was when I moved away from home for the first time in the 90s and I still hadn't grasped that my parents house wasn't a substitute for actual grocery shopping, or learning to cook or thrive. I've restocked my larder with non-perishables, bought some delicious local produce and poultry and lamb and beefs and restocked my freezer for the month. this is exactly how i imagine frodo felt leaving the shire
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Jun 23, 2015 23:18
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I had to look up larder, and passes iOS spell check
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Jun 23, 2015 23:19
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i bet ops girlfriend is a real larder. mlardy
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Jun 23, 2015 23:20
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mods please rename this thread "Pasta Sauce - A wizard's scroll required"
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Jun 23, 2015 23:21
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op and his wife: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5wATq0X-9I
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Jun 23, 2015 23:21
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*OP pulls old bearded hobo into his m'larder* Hail mage! Prithee can thee create mi' fatwife a hunger potion from these mystical herbs from the eastern lands?
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Jun 23, 2015 23:25
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op do you go to the farmers market dressed up in your poo poo costumes
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Jun 23, 2015 23:34
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Lol this rules
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Jun 23, 2015 23:37
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Business Gorillas posted:when i roleplay, my preferred character is a hunched over innskeep suffering from gout and a fragment from an elvish arrow embedded inches away from my spinal cord in a time before invasive surgery this would actually be pretty funny if he had like a crippling medieval-pain-pill addiction so he like constantly goes to the apothecary to get a tincture of ground rat butthole + dried & powdered urine
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Jun 23, 2015 23:38
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plehsistential posted:op do you go to the farmers market dressed up in your poo poo costumes You know that he does, and then pisses off all the vendors "Good marrow gentlesire pray tell silver necessary for 2 pecks of your finest grain, it is time to stock the larder"
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Jun 23, 2015 23:43
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:garlic salt doesn't count bitch i mean pink salt black salt etc What about Hot salt and Seasoned salt? We still cool?
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Jun 24, 2015 00:15
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neat thread. thanks for sharing your weird on the internet, op
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Jun 24, 2015 00:21
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Dirty Sanchez posted:What about Hot salt and Seasoned salt? We still cool? yes.
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Jun 24, 2015 00:22
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nobody needs 5 types of salt imo
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Jun 24, 2015 01:13
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Darth123123 posted:I had to look up larder, and passes iOS spell check im not sure this is something you should admit.
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Jun 24, 2015 01:50
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opus111 posted:im not sure this is something you should admit. lol nobody has larders anymore and nobody uses that word to describe their pantry
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Jun 24, 2015 01:52
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if you dont have knowledge of anything previous to the year you were born then you are nothing but epic fail.
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Jun 24, 2015 01:54
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opus111 posted:if you dont have knowledge of anything previous to the year you were born then you are nothing but epic fail. conversely, you just used the term epic fail so i think that says more than enough about the validity of your opinions
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Jun 24, 2015 02:02
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just chiming in that you can eat pasta raw if you're patient enough
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Jun 24, 2015 02:27
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Mozi posted:just chiming in that you can eat pasta raw if you're patient enough i used to do this with ramen tbh. crush it up and eat it out of the lil bag, then chug some water
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Fetus Tree posted:i used to do this with ramen tbh. crush it up and eat it out of the lil bag, then chug some water Some ramen packs are fried so you can do just that.
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