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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I'd go out with any JoJo FWIW

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Diego From Another The World also threatened to murder-rape Lucy right before he opened the sack with his severed head in it.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Koichi is exactly 10 years older than, almost to the hour

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

remember that time jolyne got that helicopter from romeo and hermes made a copy of his tongue to see if he called the cops and he actually did call the cops but it was to mislead them, then jolyne went "oh that's nice, break his tongue anyway"

It was either that or carry around a tongue in their pocket for the rest of their lives

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

I'm pretty sure that the illusionary murderer didn't quite look like kosaku in the manga

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
SBR was very good despite Gyro's impossible to translate jokes.

Poor Magenta Magenta.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Is there a list of how many stands have no weaknesses and what each of their weaknesses is?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Archenteron posted:

Jojo's on adult swim now. Jojo hot topic clothing is a matter of when not if :kheldragar:

Hot Topic has had JoJo shirts since the part 3 anime

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
"Oh no this incredibly popular series I like might become popular in my home country! The horror"

I mean FFS JoJo's been in the Louvre and Gucci ads.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Raserys posted:

Isn't giorno like 14 or something? Also, which one is Jonathan and which one is Joseph? I would assume Joseph is the one with Caesar's headband, but the pilot helmet is also used for Joseph sometimes

He's a 15 year old Gang-star

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Devil Ed posted:

I feel like alt-diego was meant to drive home how diego was different, and not an inherently evil character. We're shown what diego could have been, and in that world his stand manifested into the world because of it.

Did Dr. Ferdinand have The World in that reality?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Deadly Queen? No Dignity!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Waffleman_ posted:

I thought the Part 4 arrow was a different arrow to DIO's.

According to the wiki there were 6 Arrows, 5 of which were sold by Diavolo to Enya and DIO.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
It's really easy to "love" the United States of Valentine while still being an evil bastard.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Deadly Queen Eats That Dirt

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Johnny Joestar posted:

the green baby poo poo read like araki had things planned out and it's consistently weird, but there's multiple points in part 5 that are just...baffling



Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

RareAcumen posted:

So you actually can have two Stands after all? I thought that Joylne just couldn't use Star Platinum and it rocketed out of her head when she checked the disk, I didn't think it was a compatibility thing.

And I thought anyone without a Stand could use the ghost room if they wanted to. But Emporio's the only important person without a Stand to show up in the story regularly. No, Jojo's boyfriend doesn't count.

His stand was called Burning Down The House

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pierson posted:

somebody owes me an effortpost about Stone Ocean and I intend to collect by gum

More stands should wear sunglasses

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
It also felt a lot like Araki Forgot that Lucy was 14

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I wonder how drastic the touchups will be for the blu rays? That recent, terrible, Berserk anime looks completely different on blu ray.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Are there any characters in JoJo that are as strongly implied to be gay as Sorbet and Gelato? Maybe Squalo and Tiziano?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

JDRockefeller posted:

I would almost say Dio and Pucchi, but that's probably more of a really, really, really, good friendship.

I mean, they lay around in bed all day reading and talking about stands while DIO's shirtless

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Speedwagon is 100% gay for JoJo and Dio Brando had a crush on JoJo too. Unlike Speedwagon though, Dio's crush made him angry and obsessive rather than devoted and obsessive. Someone could probably write something very interesting about the difference between Dio and DIO and how it relates to him possessing JoJo's body and his sexual inhibitions. I'm too tired to try though.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Rohan is probably gay but that could easily be me projecting onto the cute weirdboy who has his life together

Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Nov 26, 2016

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
How DIO Got His Groove Back
(by stealing his stepbrother's body and banging a priest)

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Well he's dead and from a universe that has been destroyed, so I don't think that's going to happen unfortunately.

Brother Ricky "The Pooch" Pucci and his boyfriend Daryl Brando

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Outside of DIO not caring about gender I don't think any of the main characters are meant to be gay/bi. I mean JJBA is SUPER gay but y'know. I think fans just project and take it as fact.

A lot of them just aren't in relationships so it's unconfirmed either way. And with how homoerotic the series it's not unreasonable to assume that some of the characters might be queer.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
You don't draw that many rippling muscles, hunks of man meat and fashionable twinks if you aren't imagining some of them kissing.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Silento posted:

What did GER do? The scans made no sense TBH.

It traps things in a loop of actions that never have an endpoint. So when he kills Diavolo with it Diavolo is stuck in a loop of being killed while never actually reaching the point of dying.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Devil Ed posted:

Okay so in Part 7, do Gyro's jokes and sketches make any sense in the original Japanese or are they just weird nonsense? Because I have no idea what the deal with any of them are.

IIRC they're completely untranslatable Japanese puns

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I like how Magent Magent also did gags. :rip: M.M. and Wekapipo.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Begemot posted:

The first couple volumes, when it was still in shonen jump, it didn't have JJBA attached and was just called Steel Ball Run. But there were hints towards the existence of stands from the very first chapter, and characters named Joestar and Zeppeli.

I think it was just Araki wanting to show that it was a completely new universe, that had no actual continuity with the old parts.

The first 2 or 3 pages has Sandman using what's obviously a stand

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord


I just don't understand people who say they don't like part 5

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

SyntheticPolygon posted:

Same, but that fight sucks.

Yeah but it also has some really really good panels

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord


Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

Really sorry but what the loving gently caress



Can't get enough of this cold, angry boy

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

BaDandy posted:

I was gonna come in here like "You posted this panel but not the Kama Sutra one???" but then I found this scene: http://bato.to/reader#b6e8768d1ba1b71f_11

Anyways



Number 8 is my favourite Karma Sutra position

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

Get yourself a man who punches the dash repeatedly in a fit of rage over idioms

:swoon:

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Stallion Cabana posted:

to be honest having a 'hand' fetish is literally like the least skeevy fetish in the world.

if it wasn't for the serial killing Kira would literally be the most vanilla dude in JoJo.

I blame his Dad for not explaining to him that hands are just as sexy if they're attached to the woman as if you hack them off with a knife or explode the body with your cat

I mean, he specifically has a "hand that isn't attached to a gross smelly woman" fetish

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