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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > ken doll's perfect plastic boderino
 
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 i worship ken doll's smooth plastic bod. it's the ultimate, perfect form of man.

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:54
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 after working out 8 hours a day for months i'm going to cover myself with lacquer and stiffen my joints

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:56
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GEExCEE

 IM GONNA CUT OFF MY NIPPLES

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:57
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 then, when that process is complete i will make the final sacrifice: i will declutter my bod and get kens perfect, smooth profile by chopping off my dick and balls

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:57
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 society's image of the perfect bod has driven me to this

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:57
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GEExCEE

GEExCEE posted:

IM GONNA CUT OFF MY NIPPLES

what?

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:57
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather

GEExCEE posted:

IM GONNA CUT OFF MY NIPPLES

you'll never regret it...it will be worth it for that smoothness

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 16:58
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Al Borland

by XyloJW
I don't believe you.

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* # ? Jun 4, 2015 17:00
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 believe it: i will obtain the perfect bod

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 17:02
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alnilam

 aladdin doesn't hav nipples either, cponcidenc??



ty manifisto

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 17:05
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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 didn't know who justin jedlica was before making this thread, but now i do

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 17:07
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bacalou


 i want to see justin jedlicas corpse after like 5 years

* # ? Jun 4, 2015 17:36
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Cute as heck

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my sister used 2 draw pubes on her ken and barbie dolls

boy was it weird seeing them scattered across her floor


* # ? Jun 5, 2015 02:32
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Cute as heck

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
i think the barbies had nips too


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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
 your sister profaned their flawless bods

* # ? Jun 5, 2015 02:44
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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Cute as heck posted:

my sister used 2 draw pubes on her ken and barbie dolls

boy was it weird seeing them scattered across her floor

:stare:

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losermeme

 my inflexible feet make me goose step to my photo shoots

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

ham_sanitizer posted:

your sister profaned their flawless bods

sounds like they were perfected.

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the unabonger

ham_sanitizer posted:

didn't know who justin jedlica was before making this thread, but now i do

same

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