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GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A_QPGcjrh0
Look at these stupid rear end robots, can't even door or walk, even babies (tall ones) can walk and door it's not like its hard

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GoodbyeTurtles

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i'm not scared of talking poo poo about robots because we're all gonna die in Y2K anyway

GoodbyeTurtles

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wait there's something like a bird or cat or something makin noise outside i'm gonna investigate

verily carefree

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

wait there's something like a bird or cat or something makin noise outside i'm gonna investigate

:ohdear:

Miss Psychosis

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

wait there's something like a bird or cat or something makin noise outside i'm gonna investigate

It's a robot bird.

Miss Psychosis

[Electronically] Caw... Caw... :twisted:

GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8YjvHYbZ9w

I like this video because it shows the dumbass robot getting bulled in the workplace

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
it's the people's fault, not the robots. people don't walk when they're born, but they make robots do it immediately. you gotta make the robot with tons of legs, like at least 6, before putting its brain in a bipedal robot.

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GoodbyeTurtles

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the robot bird(??) is maybe gone maybe just fell over and cant seem to figure out how to get up again but it's gone now

GoodbyeTurtles

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even the people that make them hate them enough to make them walk funny on rocks and swing weights into them to try to knock them down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6Okylclb8

landy.
when robots get their rights you are going to look like a real rear end in a top hat


GrouchyBuffalo

Jus' Grazin'
I don't have a word to say against our soon-to-be robot overlords

Salmiakki


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsIz8xn3srI

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
"betcha can't walk on these rocks. huh. can't do it, robot's scared." *robot walks on rocks, falls, severely damages ankle gyro* "that's what i thought, punk."

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GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g

look at this dumbass fall over

GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ

This idiot rear end robot sips on ice and then people kick it because it's terrible and they hate it

treasure bear

im taking apart my microwave and making an emp gun

dogcrash truther

GrouchyBuffalo

Jus' Grazin'
You're all gonna look so silly when the robots take over. i'm with them, gonna be some gross OS's concubine while you'll be in sticky matrix pods

GoodbyeTurtles

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GoodbyeTurtles

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ViktorHAS_nO_FEAr is right,

Bwee
robots suck at loving

Salmiakki


https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

GoodbyeTurtles

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Bwee posted:

robots suck at loving

robots... heehhe.... dont have the .. .ppptttfffff.. .the hardware!!!

GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISznqY3kESI

this little piece of poo poo gets lost in a tunnel and has splashytime then falls over a bunch but has to be made to work both ways because it's too stupid the stay the right way up

GoodbyeTurtles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPanW0QWhA

this heap of garbage cant even do 30mph without falling down, i wouldn't want to get stuck behind it on the road!

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
they all look really goofy too

like if I went to high school with them and we were in the cafeteria I would intentionally spill my lunch on them

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
if someone went out with a sex robot I would make fun of them

dogcrash truther

blinking beacon nose posted:

if someone went out with a sex robot I would make fun of them

sex robots are easy

i am he

Miss Psychosis


gently caress yeah. Showed him.

treasure bear

treasure bear

Miss Psychosis

Water doesn't kill them anymore. Lock and load.

GoodbyeTurtles

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this guy is like a very drunk person, i dont think we have to worry about the ro-butt (my new name for robots, just trying it out) invasion

treasure bear

there will be no invasion

THEY
ALREADY
HERE

treasured8elief

robots are my friends, you should be kind to them

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

haha they even drown themselves, what retards

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


robots are nature's drunks

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