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did she smile? that means she likes you
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Jun 8, 2015 20:54
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they have to deliberately give you their number or something. it's all an act, man. it's how they get the xtra $$ bucks $$
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Jun 8, 2015 20:54
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you gotta feel it out - order the sausages and mention that they could easily fit inside of your condoms and see if she reacts positively
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Jun 8, 2015 21:20
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if she puts a  on the receipt
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Jun 8, 2015 21:21
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put ur number on the receipt with a call me and i want to bring you out to some amazing expensive sushi place, but don't tell her she's still covering half the bill
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Jun 8, 2015 21:27
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you are a wonderful person and no one can help but like you when you smile at them
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Jun 8, 2015 21:28
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op take pics and post them
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Jun 8, 2015 21:29
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i asked her if she likes you and she said yes and she gave me a note to give to you and the note says do you like me yes no and you're supposed to circle yes or no and then give it back to her
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Jun 8, 2015 21:31
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A mail waitress is called a waiter
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Jun 8, 2015 22:05
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jun 8, 2015 22:29
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Valeyard posted:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thanks radium
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Jun 8, 2015 22:29
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you leave your number on that line right above "total"
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Jun 8, 2015 23:06
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leave a $69 tip and give her a wink
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Jun 8, 2015 23:12
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its the sex number, you see, and we wish to sex her
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Jun 8, 2015 23:12
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op, remember when you get your second refill on your coke to say, "the menu said the coke is bottomless, but i see you still have your skirt on." works every tiem
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Jun 8, 2015 23:45
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i smiled at her but then she went back
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Jun 8, 2015 23:51
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give her a good tip (the same size tip you would give to a guy). she will appreciate you for treating her like a person
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Jun 9, 2015 00:43
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she gave me the check. I think I'm going to have sex with her
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Jun 9, 2015 03:53
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:op, remember when you get your second refill on your coke to say, "the menu said the coke is bottomless, but i see you still have your skirt on." i don't get it
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:i don't get it he's insinuating that the waitress should amputate her butt. if she had done that the skirt would have slipped right off.
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