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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

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The Baumann
Jun 2, 2013

En Garde, Fuckboy
I expected an actual platypus

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
would
:flaccid:

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.

Baumann posted:

I expected an actual platypus

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Baumann posted:

I expected an actual platypus

panda clue
May 23, 2014
gently caress you OP

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

This one is wearing a hat

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Nameless_Steve posted:


This one is wearing a hat

m'platypus

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Baumann posted:

I expected an actual platypus

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Triceps for days

Coldstone Cream-my-pants
Jun 21, 2007
can she get up

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

I didn't know their feet were weird too

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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angerbeet posted:

I didn't know their feet were weird too

The males have some kind of super dangerous venom on their feet too. I love the platypus.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

she is really pretty :/

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
:psyduck:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The males have some kind of super dangerous venom on their feet too. I love the platypus.

also excrete milk through their skin, have no stomachs, hunt via electrosensitivity and scoop up gravel in their bills to break up prey

if someone were to tell me the fuckers levitate under certain conditions i'd believe it

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


but thats a duck

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

SplitSoul posted:

also excrete milk through their skin, have no stomachs, hunt via electrosensitivity and scoop up gravel in their bills to break up prey


my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

The males have some kind of super dangerous venom on their feet too. I love the platypus.

It's not really dangerous per se but it is excruciatingly painful. Like it won't kill you but you'll wish you were dead for a week or two.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

LeoMarr posted:

but thats a duck

Nah it's got the claws too, at least when it changes.

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