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Loutre

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i bought this house and the morons who designed it made the closet door lock handles w/ the master bedroom door when closed

both are lying twisted and dead on the floor (rip)

how many millions should i sue for

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Flynn Taggart

Don't use the closet leave all the clothes everywhere

smoobles

same, i'm a time traveler. just came back to murder myse

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Loutre

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Flynn Taggart posted:

Don't use the closet leave all the clothes everywhere

the joke's on you i leave my clothes on the floor and filled my closet with random knicknacks

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slowfreq

smoobles posted:

same, i'm a time traveler. just came back to murder myse

real convenient that you fell on your mouse as it was hovering over the "submit reply" button isn't it

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Loutre posted:

the joke's on you i leave my clothes on the floor and filled my closet with random knicknacks

but what if you want to look at those knicknacks?

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i climb through my windows all the time. gently caress doors.

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verily carefree

Breakinto Your Own Bedroom

cuntman.net

you should sell your house and flee the country. this is general advice

alnilam

tada posted:

Breakinto Your Own Bedroom



ty manifisto

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
you can melt both handles down to make one super strong handle so this doesn't happen again

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Bwee
hey loutre

dogcrash truther

tada posted:

Breakinto Your Own Bedroom

Came to post this

dogcrash truther

Loutre posted:

i bought this house and the morons who designed it made the closet door lock handles w/ the master bedroom door when closed

both are lying twisted and dead on the floor (rip)

how many millions should i sue for

i had this happen once in an apartment i was living in. However, I resolved it without violence.

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
this saved the girl in screams life. you should be grateful.

Afro Doug

i steal my own things everyday

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Afro Doug posted:

i steal my own things everyday

Afro Doug rummages through his accessories drawer, pulling out an expensive rolex. He smirks slightly to himself, appraising it with eye of a trained thief, and roughly remembering that he paid $5,000 for it. He looked around and pocketed it. It'd fetch at least a few hundred dollars at the pawn shop. He grinned and climbed out the window. "The perfect crime."

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