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Ace of Baes

saboten posted:

bring ectral to me

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# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:35

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:02

pig slut lisa: irl is good

saboten posted:

bring ectral to me

put his head on a pike!

# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:37

saboten

pig slut lisa posted:

put his head on a pike!

we're gonna cuddle and watch hairspray

thank u bacalou

# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:43

bog pixie

saboten posted:

we're gonna cuddle and watch hairspray

finally

# ? Jun 18, 2015 13:49

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Cure my mom's Parkinsons

ditto both of my grandfathers' :sympathy:

# ? Jun 18, 2015 14:02

google THIS

also make it so I can sleep three more hours per day without it negatively impacting any other area of my life

# ? Jun 18, 2015 14:03

City of Glompton

all of your requests have been fulfilled; youre welcome!

# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:04

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

City of Glompton posted:

all of your requests have been fulfilled; youre welcome!

so what does the winner of the tontine get?

# ? Jun 18, 2015 21:48

City of Glompton

about 3.50

# ? Jun 18, 2015 21:54

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

i'll put in for a tontine. I like my odds.

Make my avatar bigger please.

# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:39

Mapparu

City of Glompton posted:

about 3.50

i get 3.50 im immortal

# ? Jun 19, 2015 00:12

i am he

saboten posted:

we're gonna cuddle and watch hairspray

# ? Jun 19, 2015 00:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Mapparu posted:

i get 3.50 im immortal

you still have to wait for us to all die...

:smith:

# ? Jun 19, 2015 00:51

Bwee

make me mod

# ? Jun 19, 2015 01:41

dogcrash truther

A lot of different people suggested to me that iks shouldn't necessarily get just a month. Personally I think it's cruel to make people do it for longer but I'm a mean motherfucker so cumt and silu don't get to stop until they're irreversibly mentally ill, which will probably be near or on the end of this month assuming the boys back at the lab did a good job with those projections

# ? Jun 19, 2015 03:07

treasure bear

this week ive been mostly twitching

some times as a special treat i lick things

# ? Jun 19, 2015 03:14

google THIS

dogcrash truther posted:

cumt and silu don't get to stop until they're irreversibly mentally ill

this was our method when byob first started out and I for one am glad to see it revived

# ? Jun 19, 2015 04:09

Mapparu

Luvcow posted:

you still have to wait for us to all die...

or until every single one of you become ik and become irreversibly mentally ill

# ? Jun 19, 2015 05:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

who on byob isn't irreversibly mentally ill?

# ? Jun 19, 2015 08:32

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

if more than a month does irreversible damage, then dct... oh god :ohdear:

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 19, 2015 21:27

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

A lot of different people suggested to me that iks shouldn't necessarily get just a month. Personally I think it's cruel to make people do it for longer but I'm a mean motherfucker so cumt and silu don't get to stop until they're irreversibly mentally ill, which will probably be near or on the end of this month assuming the boys back at the lab did a good job with those projections

wow those people sound like gigantic dumbasses ahhaha

# ? Jun 19, 2015 21:28